This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's
been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck
driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a
hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just
can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says
the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and
was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the
parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a
cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was left in the
cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this
bar and was intent on putting an end to my life, and then you show up and
drink the damn poison."