Look little troll-boi, the only thing that will be up anyone's ass is your
hand trying to pleasure yourself.
Only a gay fag would think "ass + hand = pleasure" and that is you to a T.
Nah, not at all. I've seen pictures of you, and no woman in her right mind
would let you near her. That being fact, you have a choice. Remain celibate,
or have fun by yourself. I submit you are your own lover.