Steveo wrote:
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs
on the
bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in
bars in
Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer
to
belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm
going to
eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
bears
in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the
woman. He
comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent,
bully
bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

.........You're gonna love this.........

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The bartender says, "You are now. That was a 'barbitchyouate.'
mopeydopey goin' off again...talking about his female relatives.