I got up this morning and had asscoffee, then I read the asspaper. After
that I turned on my assputer to read the assgroup. Then I made homosexual
related assposts. Then I went to the livingassroom and spun in asscircles at
the imaginary assdemons that were chasing my ass. Then I opened my assdoor
to make sure Steveo wasn't on my assporch. By that time it was close to
asslunch, so I had an assandwich, with some asstomato and asslettuce,
garnished with a few assprouts. Then, it was back to the assgroup to spew
more assisms. After all that work I was asstired, so I took an assnap and
waited with baited assbreath for those who work to post to the assgroup.
Sure enough, there they were, the assclowns with jobs! God, I can hardly
contain my asscitement waiting for them each assday! They are my asslife!