His plan is to appoint himself president, FUGGLY renter as vice
president, and bust John Walker Lindh out of prison to make him our
ambassador to AlQuaeda...that Scottioekins is one bright SOB. No wonder
his supporters are rallying around him.

You forgot one detail...send Bill Clinton and Hitlary to Iraq as good
will ambassadors to the jihadists. Maybe they could give 'em a nuclear
reactor, like Billyboy did to North Korea.

While you are at it, send Sandy Berger along too...with his gifted
insight maybe he can get some more of our troops killed doing stupid
crap like Somalia. If nothing else you could send all 3 of em in a
Hummer with a big bullseye painted on it. That would give the scumbags
some fellow scumbags to kill.

You could call this a humanitarian mission...afterall, if the jihadists
nail 'em you can spin the positive benefits for Chelsea as your
original intent.

We anxiously await further details of the proposed Scottiekins/FUGGLY
renter administration. Does your fellow taxidermist mopathetic side
with you on this stuff as well?

Well... somebody has to try and save us from Bush.

Professor
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Party =A0 Counsel =A0 Prosecutor
Defendant 1:
=A0=A0ADAIR DOUGLAS W
5319 SECOR RD.
TOLEDO , OH 43623 =A0 MARY S. SWANSON
4199365120
411 N MICHIGAN
TOLEDO , OH 436241606
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----- COUNT PARTY DESCRIPTION ABBREV. 1 (D -1)ADAIR DOUGLAS W NONSUPPORT
OF DEPENDENTS F4
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----- DATE SEQ EVENT
6/12/1996 1 Title : JCASE ACTIVATION IN FACTS PARTY : -
5/31/2000 1 Title : WAR:CAPIAS ORDERED PER LCAPD 803-00499 issued by PJ
(CAPIAS REQUEST GRANTED) Pursuant to the request of probation a capias
is ordered issued. Bond is set at $5,000.00 no 10%. JUDGE JAMES D.
JENSEN
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
6/1/2000 1 Title : EVT:ORDER FILED & JOURNALIZED CAPIAS C-174-842
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
6/1/2000 2 Title : EVT:ORDER FILED & JOURNALIZED CAPIAS C-174-843
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
6/1/2000 3 Title : WAR:CAPIAS ISSUED BY CLERK C01-02080 issued by 163
(8931) WAR:CAPIAS ISSUED BY CLERK PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
11/13/2000 1 Title : WAREFD'T ARREST WARR/CAPIAS PARTY : D1 - ADAIR
DOUGLAS W
11/13/2000 2 Title : WAR:CAPIAS SERVED ON DEFENDANT PARTY : D1 - ADAIR
DOUGLAS W
11/13/2000 3 Title : HRG:PV HEARING SET November 17, 2000 at 8:30 a.m.
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
11/13/2000 4 Title : WAR:CAPIAS RETURN FILED SERVED ON 11/13/00
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
11/13/2000 5 Title : WAR:CAPIAS RETURN FILED SERVED ON 11/12/00
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
11/17/2000 1 Title : BND:SUPERVISED OR BOND ISSUED PARTY : D1 - ADAIR
DOUGLAS W
11/17/2000 2 Title : MIS:CASE CONT AT DEF REQUEST 772-28458 issued by
JTS (GENERAL CONTINUANCE FOR CRIMINAL CA Dated November 15, 2000. Court
Reporter SANDRA CORPE ordered. State of Ohio: ANNE KIRKHOPE. Defendant,
DOUGLAS ADAIR present in court. Indigency Hearing held. MARY S. SWANSON
appointed as counsel.
Matter called for Probation Violation Hearing. Pursuant to the request
of Defendant, matter rescheduled for Probation Violation Hearing on
Friday, December 1, 2000 at 8:30 a.m. Bond is reset at Supervised Own
Recognizance. JUDGE JAMES D. JENSEN
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
11/22/2000 1 Title : ORD:ATTORNEY APPOINTED Sue Swanson
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
11/27/2000 1 Title : EVT:ORD FILE/JOUR$ THRU9/23/03 RESCHEDULED PV
HEARING C-183-1483
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
11/29/2000 1 Title : MIS:REC'D PSI/PV/CCV REPORT PARTY : D1 - ADAIR
DOUGLAS W
12/1/2000 1 Title : ORD: PV/PROBATION CONTINUED 671-01526 issued by JTS
(PROBATION VIOL - PROBATION CONTINUE Dated December 1, 2000. Court
Reporter SANDRA CORPE ordered. State of Ohio: ANNE KIRKHOPE. MARY S.
SWANSON present on behalf of the defendant. Defendant, DOUGLAS ADAIR
present in court.
Defendant having admitted to a probation violation, and having waived
oral hearing, defendant is found in violation of probation.
Defendant having been convicted of the offense of Nonsupport of
Dependents, in violation of Revised Code Section 2919.21(A)(2), a felony
of the 4TH degree. Probation as ordered by this Court on April 11, 1997
is ordered continued with the following added conditions: 1) Seek and
maintain gainful employment; 2) Defendant to seek mental health
counseling; 3) Execute wage withholding agreement.
Defendant ordered to pay the costs of prosecution including any fees
associated with the appointment of counsel. It is further ordered that
the defendant pay any supervision fees associated with being granted
probation. Payment of financial obligations shall be prioritized as
restitution, supervision fees, court costs, fines, and assigned counsel
fees.
JUDGE JAMES D. JENSEN
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
12/5/2000 1 Title : EVT:JE FILE/JOUR $ THRU9/23/03 SENTENCE C-184-502
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W
3/15/2002 1 Title : COMMUNITY CONTROL TERMINATED terminated
unsuccesfully
PARTY : D1 - ADAIR DOUGLAS W