AT LAST! A reasonable plan for America to bring home the troops!

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will
never "interfere" again.


2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't
want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through
holes in the fence.


3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they
are.
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.


4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will
be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide here.

Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers

or 7-11 cashiers.


5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.


6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require
a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have
to cope for a while.


7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere

else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up
the
storage sites would be enough.)


8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement
or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or
given

to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.


9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We
don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.


10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer

saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's
got a
baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "