Keyclowns,

I want you to cease illegal activity immediately.

Unhook your illegal amps and carry them to the street.

Hurl them down on to the concrete and smash them with a sledge hammer.

Scatter the pieces.

Get your keyclown 300 channel radios and pour rubbing alcohol on to the circuit
boards.

Throw a match in to the radio.

Echo mikes, too.

Smash them, burn them, throw them in the toilet.

Destroy it all, and renounce your keyclown existence.

Thank you.

-A