"DrDeath" wrote in message
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I'm going to BBQ some leg quarters, pork steaks, brats, and hotdogs. I
have
a case of beer and a 1/5th of Crown Royal. I'm think of doing a Roman
BBQ,
eat and drink till I puke then eat and drink some more. LOL

Do yourself and the public at large a favor while your at it.
Get good and loaded on suds and whiskey then go
take a leisurely drive someplace. With luck you'll
T-Bone at an intersection into a minivan full of gooks
from vietnam or a pickup truck filled with illegal mexicans.
Sure, it's just a drop in the bucket but every bit helps! : )