Lardass Davies not,
Roger Wiseman wrote:
plagiairizing Lardass' lame song

Morgan's Sock
music: "Crocodile Rock"
(R. Dwight/B. Taupin/R. Wiseman)

Lloyd remembers when he was young
He and Morgan had so much fun
Jerking off and sucking dicks
Had a beat-up trailer where they used to turn tricks
But the biggest kick Lloyd ever got
Was doing the Wild Thing to Morgan's sock
While Davey would be playing with his cock
Lloyd would hop on and bop it to Morgan's sock

Well, Morgan's sock, it's gross and shocking
But Lloyd couldn't get enough
If he didn't screw it once a day, he'd threaten to play rough
Oh Lawdy Mama, the shrieks and howls
As Lloyd was stirring that poor sock's bowels
And Davey and Steve ran for towels

But the years went by and the sock wore thin
Morgan found other guys to stick it in
Lloyd stands weeping by the washing machine
Sniffing his own sweat socks and creamed jeans
But he won't forget the kicks he got
Slamming it into Morgan's sock
Davey tries, but poor Lloyd cries
Thinking of Morgan's sock between his thighs

Well, Morgan's sock, it's gross and shocking
But Lloyd couldn't get enough
If he didn't screw it once a day, he'd threaten to play rough
Oh Lawdy Mama, the shrieks and howls
As Lloyd was stirring that poor sock's bowels
And Davey and Steve ran for towels