Truer words never so spoken!

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"Arf! Arf!" wrote in message
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Q. My middle-aged son is still wetting the bed. How can I help Roger
overcome this?

A. First, place yourself in his position. Certainly it wouldn't be
pleasant
to wake up cold and wet in the middle of the night. Interrupted sleep
patterns profoundly affect his "potty time". Make sure he gets adequate
rest
and shuts off his computer at a decent time. Being overly tired could
contribute to the situation just as much as anything else. Maybe a lighter
dose of Thorazine will also allow him to awaken in a timely manner. It may
also be that staying in the soapy bathtub playing with sex toys
contributed
to the situation. It may be causing an irritation similar to a bladder
infection. Take Roger to a doctor and have him examined as soon as
possible.