RadioBanter - Cedartwon Dogs

6AM? You are owned...

Tom wrote:
For Adoption: Shiftless
A dumb, homeless Cedartown dog. Call sign pending.
Good with kids and other pets.
Housebroken. Lazy and Shiftless.
Gets along well with Parrots and Police Officers.
Shiftless adapts well to drafty households.
He is an inside dog, not used to being outside. Plumbing optional.
Shiftless only drinks on weekends.

Shiftless has passed his 5 wpm code test and is hoping to become part of the
Cobb County ARES group. He cannot pass traffic on HF, but that is not
important save for a clown or two who are concerned. Shiftless says that if
Novices can use HF frequencies that he can, too.

Tune in on 75M to hear Shiftless. He can't vote but that does not dissuade
Shiftless from positing his opinions. Listen in as Shiftless tells his war
stories and how he was a Special Operations operative with the Navy SEALS
and how he single-handedly did a HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) jump into
Lebanon and saved the day. Shiftless will explain how he is a Navy Veteran
whose 14 year career was cut short for "medical" reasons. Shiftless has
tales (tails?) to tell to anybody who will listen. Good ole Shiftless...he
has been ****ting on the shoes of anybody who will listen and he rather
enjoys it. Listen to Shiftless, folks. The more he drinks, the better the
war stories get.
Here's to you, Shiftless. May your fictional deeds live forever in your
doggie mind. As for the rest of us? Sleep it off and take an aspirin. It is
YOUR story and you can tell it however you want.
The back door is calling, Shiftless. Ain't if time to go outside and pee on
the tree? And put that Twistie out...