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March 29th 04, 06:23 PM
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Cedartwon Dogs
6AM? You are owned...
Tom wrote: For Adoption: Shiftless A dumb, homeless Cedartown dog. Call sign pending. Good with kids and other pets. Housebroken. Lazy and Shiftless. Gets along well with Parrots and Police Officers. Shiftless adapts well to drafty households. He is an inside dog, not used to being outside. Plumbing optional. Shiftless only drinks on weekends. Shiftless has passed his 5 wpm code test and is hoping to become part of the Cobb County ARES group. He cannot pass traffic on HF, but that is not important save for a clown or two who are concerned. Shiftless says that if Novices can use HF frequencies that he can, too. Tune in on 75M to hear Shiftless. He can't vote but that does not dissuade Shiftless from positing his opinions. Listen in as Shiftless tells his war stories and how he was a Special Operations operative with the Navy SEALS and how he single-handedly did a HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) jump into Lebanon and saved the day. Shiftless will explain how he is a Navy Veteran whose 14 year career was cut short for "medical" reasons. Shiftless has tales (tails?) to tell to anybody who will listen. Good ole Shiftless...he has been ****ting on the shoes of anybody who will listen and he rather enjoys it. Listen to Shiftless, folks. The more he drinks, the better the war stories get. Here's to you, Shiftless. May your fictional deeds live forever in your doggie mind. As for the rest of us? Sleep it off and take an aspirin. It is YOUR story and you can tell it however you want. The back door is calling, Shiftless. Ain't if time to go outside and pee on the tree? And put that Twistie out... |
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