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Digital August 27th 05 02:35 AM

Secwet Wogie's Ode to Lloyd
 
They're Coming To Take Me Away



Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go beserk?
WELL,

You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely
out of my mind

AND

They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAA

You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED!
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,

RIGHT?

You know you laughed.
I HEARD you laugh, you laughed
And laughed and laughed
And then you left,
But now you know I'm utterly mad

AND

They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA

I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds

HUH?

Well, you just wait,
I'll find you yet,
And when I do I'll TOS your
ISP, you rotten ****,

AND

(Roger foams at the mouth while crying.)



Who's Your Daddy, BITCH? August 27th 05 04:24 AM


Digital wrote:
They're Coming To Take Me Away



Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go beserk?
WELL,

You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely
out of my mind

AND

They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAA

You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED!
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,

RIGHT?

You know you laughed.
I HEARD you laugh, you laughed
And laughed and laughed
And then you left,
But now you know I'm utterly mad

AND

They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA

I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds

HUH?

Well, you just wait,
I'll find you yet,
And when I do I'll TOS your
ISP, you rotten ****,

AND

(Roger foams at the mouth while crying.)


Classic. And very true.


Digital August 27th 05 06:15 AM


"Who's Your Daddy, BITCH?" wrote in message
ups.com...

Digital wrote:
They're Coming To Take Me Away



Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go beserk?
WELL,

You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely
out of my mind

AND

They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAA

You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED!
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,

RIGHT?

You know you laughed.
I HEARD you laugh, you laughed
And laughed and laughed
And then you left,
But now you know I'm utterly mad

AND

They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA

I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds

HUH?

Well, you just wait,
I'll find you yet,
And when I do I'll TOS your
ISP, you rotten ****,

AND

(Roger foams at the mouth while crying.)


Classic. And very true.

Problem is that the cross-eyed intellectual midget cannot get it through

his inches thick Neanderthal skull that he is simply not wanted. Nobody has
a good word to offer on his behalf and all condemn his infantile
disposition.
It is little wonder that there are those who would take no small amount of
glee in seeing some sort of physical harm befall the little antisocial
urchin. It wouldn't be as if he was undeserving of reaping that which he has
sewn.







Stagger Leechildraper August 27th 05 02:18 PM


Digital wrote:
They're (****-poor effort flushed)


Typical Davies, he plagiarizes a whole song and changes a few lines,
though not very well, and even his line changes are as lame as he is. I
can see why you made D's and F's in school, tubby!

"LarDass" wrote in message
...

I will be having my birthday again this year on Wedensday. I will be
28. I think that if someone wanted to be real generous and send me
something nice, my address is good in QRZ.
It's tough living alone on days like your birthday. I mean, i am
depressed alot of the time. No one at the Church seems to care. So
where do i have to go? Listening to Prophet Stair and Hal Turner,
they comfort me. All i do is sit at the computer and read newsgroups
and read Hal's webpages. I've
tried going to a couple of country dance places, but none of gals would
have a dance with me. It seems every time I try to do something that
would be break away from this life of lonlyness always fails."


Stagger Leechildraper August 27th 05 02:22 PM

Another lonely Friday night for Lardass Davies THE 31 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
so he sockpuppets as
Who's Roger's BITCH? whined:

Cla {Faggot Lardass Davies felching himself)


Tell me Lardass, how can you suck your fat ass in and still slurp your
own asshole like that.

http://img276.echo.cx/img276/5125/pi...ydidiot2du.jpg


Stagger Leechildraper August 27th 05 02:25 PM


Digital aka Lardass Davies whined to himself:
[nothing of importance]

The fact is, you whined to the admin to have your daily asskickings
hidden away, Lardass! And you are a pussy. Find a new job yet, fired
pizza BOY? You're already behind on your rent for that filthy HUD
sectiuon 8 apartmnent in the ghetto of Athens, AL!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!


Stagger Leechildraper August 27th 05 02:27 PM

typo: "section"

[space for my little monkey with the red hat to dance with glee because
I made a typo and posted a correction for it.]

--
"Digital" shows not only is he too ****ing
stupid to correctly read a message header, he can't count to 5 in
:
"posts from one of his four providers.
http://1st.net/
MSN
AOL
netzero.net
1Cust5558.an3.cle11.da.uu.net"


Drunken Walter Barstool August 27th 05 05:00 PM


"Stagger Leechildraper" wrote in
message ups.com...

Digital wrote:
They're (****-poor effort flushed)


Typical Davies, he plagiarizes a whole song and changes a few lines,
though not very well, and even his line changes are as lame as he is. I
can see why you made D's and F's in school, tubby!

"LarDass" wrote in message
...

I will be having my birthday again this year on Wedensday. I will be
28. I think that if someone wanted to be real generous and send me
something nice, my address is good in QRZ.
It's tough living alone on days like your birthday. I mean, i am
depressed alot of the time. No one at the Church seems to care. So
where do i have to go? Listening to Prophet Stair and Hal Turner,
they comfort me. All i do is sit at the computer and read newsgroups
and read Hal's webpages. I've
tried going to a couple of country dance places, but none of gals would
have a dance with me. It seems every time I try to do something that
would be break away from this life of lonlyness always fails."


Tell 'em to try the local Greyhound bus stop in drag with
a pepperoni or a kiebassa rubber-banded to the inside of
his left pants leg like that retarded polly parrot used to do
in west memphis long ago with billy jerk.

ps: Check out 14.313 It's commin alive again!
Heard the kooky indian from Evansville and ole
blowhard Sid "I shot the penis from off a dog
at 100 yards" BLB on during the daylight hours of late
and on 3.947 on Sat night. Just like the good ole
days "B.H." - (Before Hollingsworth) ;)


Stagger Leechildraper August 27th 05 07:29 PM


Drunken Walter Barstool wrote:
"Stagger Leechildraper" wrote in
message ups.com...

Digital wrote:
They're (****-poor effort flushed)


Typical Davies, he plagiarizes a whole song and changes a few lines,
though not very well, and even his line changes are as lame as he is. I
can see why you made D's and F's in school, tubby!

"LarDass" wrote in message
...

I will be having my birthday again this year on Wedensday. I will be
28. I think that if someone wanted to be real generous and send me
something nice, my address is good in QRZ.
It's tough living alone on days like your birthday. I mean, i am
depressed alot of the time. No one at the Church seems to care. So
where do i have to go? Listening to Prophet Stair and Hal Turner,
they comfort me. All i do is sit at the computer and read newsgroups
and read Hal's webpages. I've
tried going to a couple of country dance places, but none of gals would
have a dance with me. It seems every time I try to do something that
would be break away from this life of lonlyness always fails."


Tell 'em to try the local Greyhound bus stop in drag with
a pepperoni or a kiebassa rubber-banded to the inside of
his left pants leg like that retarded polly parrot used to do
in west memphis long ago with billy jerk.


LOL! Lardass Lloyd has plenty of time to do that, since he got fired
from the ONLY job he was qualified to do, pizza delivery BOY!


ps: Check out 14.313 It's commin alive again!
Heard the kooky indian from Evansville and ole
blowhard Sid "I shot the penis from off a dog
at 100 yards" BLB on during the daylight hours of late
and on 3.947 on Sat night. Just like the good ole
days "B.H." - (Before Hollingsworth) ;)


LOL! I'll check it out!


Nomen Nescico August 27th 05 08:34 PM


"Stagger Leechildraper" wrote in
message oups.com...

LOL! Lardass Lloyd has plenty of time to do that, since he got fired
from the ONLY job he was qualified to do, pizza delivery BOY!




Wishful thinking and denial on your part Roger. Lloyd is,
in fact, a district manager now, with a company vehicle.
Eat your heart out Welfare Boy, all hairy, with a secwet
masters degwee, retested twice by Riley due to malicious
qrm, and sent three FCC warning letters. Did you get
your antenna wires off the city sidewalk yet? or will
city code enforcement be issuing you a citation again?


hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha







Digital August 28th 05 05:56 AM





Wishful thinking and denial on your part Roger. Lloyd is,
in fact, a district manager now, with a company vehicle.
Eat your heart out Welfare Boy, all hairy, with a secwet
masters degwee, retested twice by Riley due to malicious
qrm, and sent three FCC warning letters. Did you get
your antenna wires off the city sidewalk yet? or will
city code enforcement be issuing you a citation again?


hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

..

Wogie is still twying to get a handle on how to figure RMS Voltage.
It is vewy, vewy difficult for him to think clearly while taking his
psychoactive medication.

And by the way. Wogie was only made to wetest because he tested through a
VEC.
Wiley does this all the time, wight? You wead about it evewy day on
Newsline.








Stagger Leechildraper August 28th 05 02:48 PM


Noballs Lloydie wrote:
"Stagger Leechildraper" wrote in
message oups.com...

LOL! Lardass Lloyd has plenty of time to do that, since he got fired
from the ONLY job he was qualified to do, pizza delivery BOY!




Wishful thinking and denial on your part Roger. Lloyd is,
in fact, a district manager now, with a company vehicle.


Bull****. A quick call to Papa John's confirms he (you) was FIRED!
You are not the district manager, Lardass, you couldn't even do your
pizza delivery job correctly and frequently ****ed up the orders.

Eat your heart out Welfare Boy,


Sorry, dumbass, Roger nor myself is on "welfare", "SSI" or any of your
other wrong guesses and certainly not jealous of an unemployed pizza
delivery BOY who 1) Has no desirable job skills, since pizza delivery
is the only job he is qualified to do. 2) Your poor work record will
make it even harder for you to even get another pizza BOY job or
anything else and you'll have to mooch off your Mommy and Daddy again.
3) You have to make up lies like you are the "district manager" when
that is easily verified NOT to be the case. You are a liar. You are not
anything but FIRED, Davies! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (And, are you still
crying over Laura dumping you after talking to her a few times and
asking her to marry your stupid sorry fat ass?)

Now who's dreaming, Lardass?
The answer is you.

all hairy,


Nope, wrong again, Porky. Keep trying to pass off that faked pic as
Roger's. You can't even do that right.

with a secwet masters degwee,


My, you have a not so secret cocksucking lisp, 31 year old virgin
because you are queer Davies.... Wrong again, dumbass, Roger has
credits towards a Master's degree (you get it wrong every time)and has
never claimed otherwise, but at least unlike you he graduated from
college and has a degree or two and didn't do like you did, flunk out
your first semester.


retested twice by Riley due to malicious qrm,


Wrong again, dumbass! You can't even count to two. Roger was only
retested once, and passed. The retest letter which has been posted here
ad nauseum does not mention qrm or anything else as to the reason
behind the retest. Passing a retest or even a higher test is something
you can't even do, training wheel no code loser. That speaks volumes
about your knowledge. The retest Roger passed and even upgraded to
Extra, (another thing you can't do) so if that was a "punishment" it
sure backfired on the FCC.

and sent three FCC warning letters.


Nope, wrong again, Lardass, you should lay off that chepassed womanly
Bud lite beer, it's rotting that single brain cell you have.
1) warning letter
2) advisory/cautionary letter to Roger and Steve Tunder
3) retest letter

You couldn't count to 5 so it figures you can't count to ONE.
Like when you posted as "Digital":

"Digital" shows not only is he too ****ing
stupid to correctly read a message header, he can't count to 5 in
:
"posts from one of his four providers.
http://1st.net/
MSN
AOL
netzero.net
1Cust5558.an3.cle11.da.uu.net"

Did you get your antenna wires off the city sidewalk yet?


They never were on the city sidewalk to begin with, dumbass. Tell me
how Roger's antenna of an Alpha Delta DX-CC

or will city code enforcement be issuing you a citation again?


What citation? Roger never got a citation, dumbass!
Looks like you made an ass of yourself again, Davies. But that is
standard operating procedure for you.
BWHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

--
"Digital" shows not only is he too ****ing
stupid to correctly read a message header, he can't count to 5 in
:
"posts from one of his four providers.
http://1st.net/
MSN
AOL
netzero.net
1Cust5558.an3.cle11.da.uu.net"


Stagger Leechildraper August 28th 05 03:00 PM


Digital Lardass Lloydie whined to himself, as he answered himself like
he does on nim busters:

nothing of importance



Tell us how an Alpha Delta DX-CC antenna which is 82 feet long and
installed in an inverted vee configuration with the apex at 45 feet can
cross a sidewalk 20 feet away fromthe end of the antenna, dumbass?
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You ****ed up again, Davies!

Wogie is still Poor Lardass, he can't even pass the General theory test


Too bad he made you look like a fool, Davies. Tell us how the Marshall
County Alabama ARES website is the one for Marshall County, WV ARES
again.

And by the way. Wogie was only made to wetest because he tested through a
VEC.


Fromthe ARRL website:
Pursuant to Section 97.519(d)(2) of the Commission's Rules, 47 C.F.R.
Section 97.519(d)(2), the Commission has the authority to re-administer
any
examination element previously administered by Volunteer Examiners
(VE's).
The Commission may either administer the examination itself, or under
the
supervision of a Volunteer Examiner Coordinator (VEC) or VE designated
by
the Commission.

You finally got something right, dumbass Davies. And Roger passed it
and even upgraded to Extra, while all you have is the no code training
wheel license. Tell us how you can't do morse code again, mentally ill
retard Davies.

Wiley does this all the time, wight? You wead about it evewy day on
Newsline.


Message-ID: :
"The retest letter made no reference to interference; in fact gave no
reason for requiring the retest. Such a request is part of the
Volunteer Examining program. It could have been made for any number of
reasons that may have had nothing to do with any of the addressee's
actions. An investigation into the VE group that gave the test, would
be a good example."

Obviously you can't read, but with that cocksucking lisp, you sure show
you can suck cocks, Davies.


Stagger Leechildraper August 28th 05 03:19 PM

typo: "from the" spacing error, now dance Lardass, my little red hatted
monkey fired pizza BOY!



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