On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 16:59:59 -0400, WB2DBH
wrote:



Uhhhhhh, yeah, I'm calling you about giving you a
dick sucking
and all that..." Woger Wiseman blows his
heterosexual cover and
admits his desire for the cock in


"Don't bring a knife to a gun fights you illarate
****!"
Woger explains his battle plan in ^^^^^^^


"Dr. Seuss is above your reading level you. You
****er illerate"
Woger demonstrates his superior
sentence ^^^^^^
structure and spelling ability.

"...I never went to high school..."
Woger laments his lack of education in
)

Mehehe... Well, "grammer" sic boy, you definately
have no room
to talk... )

The Roger Wiseman Dictionary

"Illarate" West BY GOD Virginny!

"Reveresed" Must be one of those off-brand
keyboards.

"Soem".as in Some? What a losser.

"VIRIN".What Wogie was before he met the Lavender
Lads.

"Minisule".he mussa meant miniscule. Like his IQ.

"Champoin".Whassup, Wiseman? No dictionaries in
the mental ward?

"Anoinymous"...a cross between anonymous and
annoying?

"Acident" Roger's mom got preggers by accident.

"Alreaedy" Alright, already!

"Amouints" Roger amounts to nothing.

"Aposterphe" This guy is a hoot, ain't he?

"Basios"...word Woger uses when he gets
neeeerrrrvous.
"Behing"...a cross between being and behind?

"Coiward" As in peeking from behind his mommy's
curtains.
"Feamle"...I think he meant female.
"Losser"...only loser Roger can do it better.
"Ignroant"...typical, considering the source.
"Sluprs"...only Rogie knows what this means.
"Travelled"...a Rogerism, replete with ignorance.
"Postss"...pssst...Roger..that should be Posts.
"Defgenerate"...well, it's Roger's word...
"Faity"...he meant to say Fairy, but you know
Roger.

"Ghet" Get a load of Curtain Boy!
"Distribiution"...Roger likes using phonics.
"Biotch"...he meant Bitch, but his phonics took
over again.
"Methjadone"...a West Virginia substitute for
Heroin.
"Sumbliminal"...one of Roger's favorites.
"Recepticle"...either of Roger's moist cavaties.
"Cociane"...a West Virginia drug of choice?
"Tiome"...Roger meant to say Time...but his
fingers were numb.
"Beraking"...no definition. Could mean 'beraking'
the leaves,
"Amny"...he meant 'any',
"Nlay"...a town in Maylaysia? Vermont?
"Al;ong"...only Wussman knows what this means.
"Becasu"...well, becasu Roger is not the brightest
bulb on the tree.
"Seperation". Why? Because Roger cannot "seperate"
from his mommie!
"Sisnce" He meant Since, but his pudgy little
fingers slipped off the
keys.
"gnetically" What?
"provce" (prove?)
"Piuzza" (West Virginia Pizza)
"Schol" (school?)
"strill" (still?)
"shoitgun" 12 ga or 20 ga?
"Snoip" (How they spell "snip" in Glen Dale)
"Maturbater". Wiseman does it all the time, he
just can't spell
it.(leaves a
sticky residue on his right hand)
"Coskscuking". It's a Roger thing, as in Lavender
Lads.
"Waddleing". Only in Glen Dale, eh?
"Spaeaking". Curtain Boy did this after his second
retest.

" Stgop" Roger's version of Stop.

"Fahter's" He meant Father's Day.

"fserting"..would that be festering?

"poists". Roger meant "posts".

"snadwich" As in peanut butter and jelly?

"regualr" Glen Dale rendition of "regular".

"aftrer" After? Aftrer what?

"soory". Sorry Roger ****s up again.

"didnb't" He didn't?

"whoile". He ate the whoile thing?

"Woamn" He's hooked on West Virginia phonics, all
right.

"prrof" And he kin prove it, too.

"beforfe" Was that before he lurned to spell?

"yoiuy" Roger's version of "y'all".

"illerate" Only illiterate Roger can spell like
this.

"haeart" Aw, how heartless of me to laugh!

"valule" Roger has no values. No wonder he can't
spell it.

"proch" Doesn't everyone have one on their house?

"inmstitution" Where Roger's mom put him in June
1999.

"timne" It's Howdy Doody time?

"whgo" What? Who dat?

"gnetically" Only Roger knows what this one means.

"crfy" Like, cry, Roger, cry.

"stutrtering" Some stutter, Wiseman stutrters.

"Whjere" Where is Curtain Boy?

"Webiste" That's Website to the rest of us.

"Youire" Your? You're? Who knows.

"fiored" As in fired?

"Parety" Roger gave a party once. Nobody came.

"Bouynce" Bounce?

"Varification" Verifiable mental case.

"Probelms" Poor Rogie.has many problems of the
mental sort.

"Partricipate" Oh, DUH!!!!

"Cryed" Gee, Wogie..cry me a river.you dolt!

"Stoick" What a dork. His old 386 has no spell
check program.

"Partiall" More WV Phonics, I see.

"Obsucred" Either obscured or Rogie has "sucre" on
his mind.

"Infinate" Stupid. Think finite, Rogie.

"Sustinance" As in Sustenance?

"Juvinile". This is the way Roger likes his boys.

"Piut" Put it where, Rogie?

"Toyus". "Toyus R Us?

"Diminuative". Roger's height.

"Percriptions" Say what?

"Credibiliy" More Glen Dale intellect.

"Thsoe" Yet another Glen Dale gaffe.




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