Paul Burridge wrote in message . ..
Yes please, Reg. I'm running Win2k Pro and there are reputedly 60,000
bugs in it. Can you help? ;-)

Hi Paul,
connect to Micro$oft Update and dowload all patches, service packs and
improvements the server will find for you. This may remove about
25,000 your bugs. You will get some 48,000 brand new bugs instead and
for free !! ;-)

But, Paul, don't worry. Remember the programmer's axioma:
1/ Every computer program contains at least one bug.
2/ Removing of one bug from a program merges at least two other bugs
into the program.
3/ So-called debugging is a process of making a chain of bugs, which
performs the operations originally required.

Thanks to the axiom 3, your Win2k Pro probably performs all functions
as needed. Only a few people know that the process is performed by
long chains of bugs ...

Not satisfied yet ? So AVOID APPROACHING TO COMPUTERS FOR THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE ! :-}

BR from Ivan OK1SIP

P.S.: TNX to Reg for his superb collection of programs.