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John Fields November 13th 04 06:15 PM

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:54:55 +0000, Paul Burridge
wrote:

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 11:42:11 +0000, Scott
wrote:

Huh? It's only 5:30AM here and I just got up but, the ONLY time you
aren't consuming power is at the zero crossing of the voltage and
current sine waves (assuming a purely resistive load where I and E are
in phase). Since you are paying for power, which is P=I X E, during the
negative half cycle, you have, for example, -168 Volts X -1 Amp = +168
Watts...try it on a calculator...negative times a negative is positive.


Thanks, Scott. So you're basically agreeing with me. I owe the power
co. for the positive cycles they send me; they owe *me* for the
negative ones. Since they are equal and opposite, they cancel each
other out. Overall, then, zero billing justified.
We are being conned!!!


---
EUREKA!!!

The fallacy lies in your thinking that the power company bills you for
what they send you, when in actuality what you're getting billed for
is what you send back to them!

Consider: they send you a bunch of positive and negative cycles, but
as long as you don't turn a switch on anywhere, those cycles can't
travel back to the power company, so you don't get billed for them.

However, when you do turn on a switch you're providing a way for
_their_ electricity to get back to _them_ and stop beating it's head
against an open switch, so it seems to me that they should pay _you_
for doing them the courtesy of returning their electricity.

--
John Fields

John Fields November 13th 04 06:52 PM

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 12:15:44 -0600, John Fields
wrote:

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:54:55 +0000, Paul Burridge
wrote:

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 11:42:11 +0000, Scott
wrote:

Huh? It's only 5:30AM here and I just got up but, the ONLY time you
aren't consuming power is at the zero crossing of the voltage and
current sine waves (assuming a purely resistive load where I and E are
in phase). Since you are paying for power, which is P=I X E, during the
negative half cycle, you have, for example, -168 Volts X -1 Amp = +168
Watts...try it on a calculator...negative times a negative is positive.


Thanks, Scott. So you're basically agreeing with me. I owe the power
co. for the positive cycles they send me; they owe *me* for the
negative ones. Since they are equal and opposite, they cancel each
other out. Overall, then, zero billing justified.
We are being conned!!!


---
EUREKA!!!

The fallacy lies in your thinking that the power company bills you for
what they send you, when in actuality what you're getting billed for
is what you send back to them!

Consider: they send you a bunch of positive and negative cycles, but
as long as you don't turn a switch on anywhere, those cycles can't
travel back to the power company, so you don't get billed for them.

However, when you do turn on a switch you're providing a way for
_their_ electricity to get back to _them_ and stop beating it's head

^^^^
Tsk, tsk, tsk... hangs head in shame _______/

against an open switch, so it seems to me that they should pay _you_
for doing them the courtesy of returning their electricity.


--
John Fields

Kevin Aylward November 13th 04 07:29 PM

Paul Burridge wrote:
On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 16:27:45 +0000, Pooh Bear
wrote:

No European countries run on 230V to the best of my knowledge.


British mains electricity used to be 240V, until the EU spit!
'harmonised' the level across EUrope to 230V. Unless of course, you
know better....


I do. The UK is still 240. They didn't change the voltage, only what
they said the voltage was. Its a Yes-Minister one.

Kevin Aylward

http://www.anasoft.co.uk
SuperSpice, a very affordable Mixed-Mode
Windows Simulator with Schematic Capture,
Waveform Display, FFT's and Filter Design.



Kevin Aylward November 13th 04 07:29 PM

Paul Burridge wrote:
On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 11:42:11 +0000, Scott
wrote:

Huh? It's only 5:30AM here and I just got up but, the ONLY time you
aren't consuming power is at the zero crossing of the voltage and
current sine waves (assuming a purely resistive load where I and E
are in phase). Since you are paying for power, which is P=I X E,
during the negative half cycle, you have, for example, -168 Volts X
-1 Amp = +168 Watts...try it on a calculator...negative times a
negative is positive.


Thanks, Scott. So you're basically agreeing with me. I owe the power
co. for the positive cycles they send me; they owe *me* for the
negative ones. Since they are equal and opposite, they cancel each
other out. Overall, then, zero billing justified.
We are being conned!!!


Polarity is no more than direction of flow. They send you electrons on
one lead, then electrons on the other lead, making twice the number of
electrons, so you gvetting them for 1/2 price as they only count them
the once:-)

Kevin Aylward

http://www.anasoft.co.uk
SuperSpice, a very affordable Mixed-Mode
Windows Simulator with Schematic Capture,
Waveform Display, FFT's and Filter Design.



Pooh Bear November 13th 04 07:49 PM


Paul Burridge wrote:

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 16:27:45 +0000, Pooh Bear
wrote:

No European countries run on 230V to the best of my knowledge.


British mains electricity used to be 240V, until the EU spit!
'harmonised' the level across EUrope to 230V. Unless of course, you
know better....


The only thing that actually *changed* was a bit of paper.


Graham


Mark Fergerson November 13th 04 08:20 PM


Paul Burridge wrote:

The power company run a line to my house. They supply me with
electricity. This amounts to a 230V, 65A facility at the

distribution
board in a cupboard under the stairs. I run all my stuff

from that
board. The board contains several RCBOs that trip-out in

the event of
any leakage current being sensed. If current in = current

out; they're
happy and won't trip. Because they don't trip out, I

conclude I don't
use any current.


No, you're simply not permitting it to go to ground.
Neatness counts.

The voltage supplied is 230VAC RMS. Since this is

alternating between
equal positive and negative half-cycles, the average

level of this
voltage supply is zero.


Yup. It better be zero.

I use no current and they effectively supply no voltage.

Why do I get
billed for electricity usage when I clearly can't have

used any?

Except you slowed down the electrons on their way through
your appliances (made them do work). Speed them back up (do
work on them) and you'll see a zero bill except for the
minimum line-maintenance fees, of course.

Mark L. Fergerson

Roger Hamlett November 13th 04 09:20 PM


"Kevin Aylward" wrote in message
. ..
Paul Burridge wrote:
On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 16:27:45 +0000, Pooh Bear
wrote:

No European countries run on 230V to the best of my knowledge.


British mains electricity used to be 240V, until the EU spit!
'harmonised' the level across EUrope to 230V. Unless of course, you
know better....


I do. The UK is still 240. They didn't change the voltage, only what
they said the voltage was. Its a Yes-Minister one.

It has changed a _little_ in some places. The switch was from 240v, with
tighter +/- margins, to 230v, with larger margins. The margin allowed, was
large enough, to include a normally set up 240v, or 220v system in a
country. However some areas of the network were outside these margins, and
have gradually been replaced, and on new areas, the tap change voltages,
are now designed to be closer to 230v, than 240v.
If you have incoming power monitoring equipment, you will find that
typically the voltage has fallen by a couple of volts over the last few
years.

Best Wishes



Richard Henry November 13th 04 10:38 PM


"Paul Burridge" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 23:18:28 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:

Please forgive my naivete, but this is a joke, right?


It's a "thought-provoking metaphysical discussion."


No, it's not.



Duncan Munro November 13th 04 11:46 PM

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 19:29:08 GMT, Kevin Aylward wrote:

Paul Burridge wrote:
On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 16:27:45 +0000, Pooh Bear
wrote:

No European countries run on 230V to the best of my knowledge.


British mains electricity used to be 240V, until the EU spit!
'harmonised' the level across EUrope to 230V. Unless of course, you
know better....


I do. The UK is still 240. They didn't change the voltage, only what
they said the voltage was. Its a Yes-Minister one.


The mains here has come down a little, it used to average around 247 before
"harmonisation", it's now averages 243. During sh**/shave/shower time it
drops marginally under 240, and again during evening meal time.

--
Duncan Munro
http://www.duncanamps.com/

Paul Burridge November 14th 04 12:02 AM

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 12:52:59 -0600, John Fields
wrote:

However, when you do turn on a switch you're providing a way for
_their_ electricity to get back to _them_ and stop beating it's head

^^^^
Tsk, tsk, tsk... hangs head in shame _______/


Yes, unusual for you. Watch out for Rich.. ;-)

against an open switch, so it seems to me that they should pay _you_
for doing them the courtesy of returning their electricity.


That's a pretty solid legal argument. I'll probably incorporate it
somewhere into my Writ.

--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

Paul Burridge November 14th 04 12:02 AM

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:38:44 -0800, "Richard Henry"
wrote:


"Paul Burridge" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 23:18:28 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:

Please forgive my naivete, but this is a joke, right?


It's a "thought-provoking metaphysical discussion."


No, it's not.


Audience: "Oh yes it is!"

--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

Joel November 14th 04 02:30 AM

However, when you do turn on a switch you're providing a way for
_their_ electricity to get back to _them_ and stop beating it's head
against an open switch, so it seems to me that they should pay _you_
for doing them the courtesy of returning their electricity.



AH, BUT, how do _they_ know for sure _they_ are getting back the same
electrons _they_ sent out?
Do the little suckers have tatoos?
Maybe I have a generator (such as my $500 combination treadmill/generator. I
run damn fast) that's feeding back MY OWN homemade electrons.
As soon as I think of a way to identify my personal electrons I'm going to
send them a bill. And since my electrons are of higher quality (not to
mention organic) I'll charge more for them.



Rich The Philosophizer November 14th 04 04:45 AM

On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 13:42:19 +0000, Paul Burridge wrote:

The power company run a line to my house. They supply me with
electricity. This amounts to a 230V, 65A facility at the distribution
board in a cupboard under the stairs. I run all my stuff from that
board. The board contains several RCBOs that trip-out in the event of
any leakage current being sensed. If current in = current out; they're
happy and won't trip. Because they don't trip out, I conclude I don't
use any current.
The voltage supplied is 230VAC RMS. Since this is alternating between
equal positive and negative half-cycles, the average level of this
voltage supply is zero.
I use no current and they effectively supply no voltage. Why do I get
billed for electricity usage when I clearly can't have used any?



Well, if this isn't a gag, then you have to pay because of the
effort required to shove all those electrons down the electron tube
to your house, and scoop them all up from the ground when they
come back.

The guy that operates the crank refuses to work for free.

Cheers!
Rich


Rich The Philosophizer November 14th 04 04:50 AM

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 08:21:49 +0000, Ian Jackson wrote:


On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 17:09:35 +0000, Paul Burridge
wrote:


What you are charged for is the use of the current as it flows through
your appliances etc.


You are not charged for using it. You are charged for BORROWING it.


This is not true either. You are charged for THE ENERGY REQUIRED TO
SHOVE THEM THROUGH YOUR SYSTEM.

The electrons are incidental, very much like the push rod that connects
the piston to the crankshaft.

Cheers!
Rich



Rich The Philosophizer November 14th 04 04:52 AM

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 11:39:56 +0000, Alf Beta wrote:

In rec.radio.amateur.homebrew Roy Lewallen wrote:
Ian Jackson wrote:

On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 17:09:35 +0000, Paul Burridge
wrote:


What you are charged for is the use of the current as it flows through
your appliances etc.


You are not charged for using it. You are charged for BORROWING it.
Ian.


Yes, there's an extra fee if you keep any half cycles without returning
them on the following half cycles. It's called the Semi-Unused Cycle
Kinetic Electricity Return fee.

Roy Lewallen, W7EL


Be thankful that you have ac power coming to your home. Back in my days in
the old country, I used to walk 5 miles through snow and sludge in the
middle of winter to go to the next village to buy a couple of batteries so
that my father can listen to his nightly stories on our wireless. :P


They should have tied a string to you, that was looped around a spool,
that turned a generator while you were walking. Dad could have listened
while you walked!

Cheers!
RIch



Rich The Philosophizer November 14th 04 04:53 AM

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 11:51:48 +0000, Scott wrote:

Well, you can look at it this way...It's basically a series circuit,
from generator, through all customer houses, and back to the generator.
You may be returning ALMOST all of the current coming into your house,
minus resistive losses, but if you divert that voltage and current
through one of your appliances, the voltage and current (hence power)
will actually be doing some work. Electricity, while being USED in your
house, is like an employee of YOURS...it is doing WORK, so legally you
must pay the worker's wages for work performed. Just be glad you don't
have to pay it's social security taxes, fed and state taxes, health
insurance, worker's comp insurance premiums, 401K contributions, etc.
Starts to make electricity (employee) sound cheap.

Oh, you do, you can be quite assured of that! That's why electricity
is so exorbitant! ;-)

Cheers!
Rich


Rich The Philosophizer November 14th 04 04:59 AM

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:54:55 +0000, Paul Burridge wrote:

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 11:42:11 +0000, Scott
wrote:

Huh? It's only 5:30AM here and I just got up but, the ONLY time you
aren't consuming power is at the zero crossing of the voltage and
current sine waves (assuming a purely resistive load where I and E are
in phase). Since you are paying for power, which is P=I X E, during the
negative half cycle, you have, for example, -168 Volts X -1 Amp = +168
Watts...try it on a calculator...negative times a negative is positive.


Thanks, Scott. So you're basically agreeing with me. I owe the power
co. for the positive cycles they send me; they owe *me* for the
negative ones. Since they are equal and opposite, they cancel each
other out. Overall, then, zero billing justified.
We are being conned!!!


I would really believe this is a gag if you hadn't already shown that
you have the mentality of a neocon.

Thanks,
Rich



Rich The Philosophizer November 14th 04 05:04 AM

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 16:44:26 +0000, Paul Burridge wrote:

On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 23:18:28 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:

Please forgive my naivete, but this is a joke, right?


It's a "thought-provoking metaphysical discussion." Care to
participate? ;-)


Well, yeah, except that it's so simple to "explain away" by just
saying that you're not paying for the electrons themselves that
are just passing through, but the energy required to get them
to do that passage.

They've got the motor, you've got the wagon. The electrons
are just a medium, conceptually indistinguishable from the
way a V-belt transfers energy.

I've said this in other FUs kinda ad nauseam, tonight. :-)

Thanks,
Rich



Terry Given November 14th 04 05:56 AM

Paul Burridge wrote:

On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:38:44 -0800, "Richard Henry"
wrote:


"Paul Burridge" wrote in message
. ..

On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 23:18:28 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:


Please forgive my naivete, but this is a joke, right?

It's a "thought-provoking metaphysical discussion."


No, it's not.



Audience: "Oh yes it is!"


Audience: Oh no its not, you're either playing silly buggers or
demonstrating a deep lack of understanding.

Cheers
Terry

Paul Burridge November 14th 04 01:36 PM

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 04:50:48 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:

The electrons are incidental, very much like the push rod that connects
the piston to the crankshaft.


Thanks for the tip, Rich. I'll remove the push rods from my car engine
and save a bit of weight.
--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

Paul Burridge November 14th 04 01:38 PM

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 04:59:46 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:

I would really believe this is a gag if you hadn't already shown that
you have the mentality of a neocon.


??
Example?
--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

Scott November 14th 04 02:28 PM

I guess I'm missing the logic of your argument. Why do you think you
owe them for the positive half of the cycle and they owe you for the
negative half cycle? Both half cycles produce (positive) work in your
appliances, so you owe for both halves of the cycles. I guess that if
you feel that strongly about the issue, you can always disconnect from
the mains and make your own power from solar panels, wind generators,
methane digesters, fuel cells, wood and steam, gas generator, etc. I'm
not sure where in the world you are, but here in the USA, you are not
FORCED into being served by any electric utility. A great place to
start on that issue is http://www.homepower.com and order their
magazine. Tons of people use "renewable" energy sources to power their
homes either in full or in part.

I happen to work for a power utility and we are installing methane
digesters on large farms in the area. Cow poop in equals electricity
and fertilizer out.

YOU can install your own digester, and if, for example, you live in a
farming community with a good supply of manure, you could form an
electric cooperative whereby the MEMBERS of the coop drop off manure,
you shovel it into the digester, methane is produced through
decomposition, collect the gas, use it to fire a generator set and sell
or provide the electricity to the members...By the way, it takes about
750 cows to provide enough manure to have a continuous supply of gas to
fire the generators and produce approximately 750 KW of power...enough
to supply the needs for approximately 50 homes at full load in each
house (240 Volts at 60 Amps). If each house is only using say 5 KW at
any instance, 150 homes could be served from the above noted digester.
You can form your own power plant if you desire (at least here in the
USA)...


Scott

Paul Burridge wrote:
On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 11:42:11 +0000, Scott
wrote:


Huh? It's only 5:30AM here and I just got up but, the ONLY time you
aren't consuming power is at the zero crossing of the voltage and
current sine waves (assuming a purely resistive load where I and E are
in phase). Since you are paying for power, which is P=I X E, during the
negative half cycle, you have, for example, -168 Volts X -1 Amp = +168
Watts...try it on a calculator...negative times a negative is positive.



Thanks, Scott. So you're basically agreeing with me. I owe the power
co. for the positive cycles they send me; they owe *me* for the
negative ones. Since they are equal and opposite, they cancel each
other out. Overall, then, zero billing justified.
We are being conned!!!


Scott November 14th 04 02:37 PM

Sounds like Einstein's theory of relativity. It all depends on the
point of reference.

The power company could be providing YOU the courtesy of having
electrons piled up at your open switch and your appliances are just
waiting for you to close the switch so that they can do some kind of
work to give meaning to their lives.

Scott



John Fields wrote:


However, when you do turn on a switch you're providing a way for
_their_ electricity to get back to _them_ and stop beating it's head
against an open switch, so it seems to me that they should pay _you_
for doing them the courtesy of returning their electricity.


John Fields November 14th 04 02:51 PM

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 02:30:47 GMT, "Joel" wrote:

However, when you do turn on a switch you're providing a way for
_their_ electricity to get back to _them_ and stop beating it's head
against an open switch, so it seems to me that they should pay _you_
for doing them the courtesy of returning their electricity.



AH, BUT, how do _they_ know for sure _they_ are getting back the same
electrons _they_ sent out?


---
They read the meter, which only lets out (with one exception, see
below) the electrons they send it when you turn on a switch and turn
them loose.
---

Do the little suckers have tatoos?


---
"Tattoos". No, but they don't have to, since the power company knows
that since they were the only ones sending out the electrons, the ones
they get back must have been theirs in the first place. (Note the
exception below.)
---

Maybe I have a generator (such as my $500 combination treadmill/generator. I
run damn fast) that's feeding back MY OWN homemade electrons.
As soon as I think of a way to identify my personal electrons I'm going to
send them a bill. And since my electrons are of higher quality (not to
mention organic) I'll charge more for them.


---
That's already being done in lots of places, but the buying price for
imported electrons is fixed by law (usually) so you don't get to
arbitrarily determine how much you charge for your electrons if you
want to sell them to the electric company. What you do is to run your
electrons through the meter backwards, and then when the electric
company reads your meter they'll know where the surplus of electrons
(or fuel) at their facility came from and they'll pay you for them and
then sell them to someone else.

--
John Fields

John Fields November 14th 04 05:25 PM

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 14:28:27 +0000, Scott
wrote:

I guess I'm missing the logic of your argument. Why do you think you
owe them for the positive half of the cycle and they owe you for the
negative half cycle? Both half cycles produce (positive) work in your
appliances, so you owe for both halves of the cycles. I guess that if
you feel that strongly about the issue, you can always disconnect from
the mains and make your own power from solar panels, wind generators,
methane digesters, fuel cells, wood and steam, gas generator, etc. I'm
not sure where in the world you are, but here in the USA, you are not
FORCED into being served by any electric utility. A great place to
start on that issue is http://www.homepower.com and order their
magazine. Tons of people use "renewable" energy sources to power their
homes either in full or in part.

I happen to work for a power utility and we are installing methane
digesters on large farms in the area. Cow poop in equals electricity
and fertilizer out.

YOU can install your own digester, and if, for example, you live in a
farming community with a good supply of manure, you could form an
electric cooperative whereby the MEMBERS of the coop drop off manure,
you shovel it into the digester, methane is produced through
decomposition, collect the gas, use it to fire a generator set and sell
or provide the electricity to the members...By the way, it takes about
750 cows to provide enough manure to have a continuous supply of gas to
fire the generators and produce approximately 750 KW of power...enough
to supply the needs for approximately 50 homes at full load in each
house (240 Volts at 60 Amps). If each house is only using say 5 KW at
any instance, 150 homes could be served from the above noted digester.
You can form your own power plant if you desire (at least here in the
USA)...


---
Paul's in the UK, but I think you've hit on a terrific idea in that if
he installed a digester outfitted with a toilet seat he could,
single-assedly, supply electricity (_and_ fertilizer, God knows,) for
most of Europe!^)

--
John Fields

Mike Silva November 14th 04 08:35 PM

Paul Burridge wrote in message . ..

I use no current and they effectively supply no voltage. Why do I get
billed for electricity usage when I clearly can't have used any?


Because if you don't they'll turn off their non-voltage and
non-current and you won't like the difference (even though there isn't
any).

Paul Burridge November 14th 04 10:35 PM

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 11:25:52 -0600, John Fields
wrote:

Paul's in the UK, but I think you've hit on a terrific idea in that if
he installed a digester outfitted with a toilet seat he could,
single-assedly, supply electricity (_and_ fertilizer, God knows,) for
most of Europe!^)


Hey, I was going to give the surplus hot air suggestion a try, but I
couldn't afford to run a pipeline all the way to Austin. ;-

--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

Paul Burridge November 14th 04 10:37 PM

On 14 Nov 2004 12:35:00 -0800, (Mike Silva)
wrote:

Paul Burridge wrote in message . ..

I use no current and they effectively supply no voltage. Why do I get
billed for electricity usage when I clearly can't have used any?


Because if you don't they'll turn off their non-voltage and
non-current and you won't like the difference (even though there isn't
any).


You're probably right. Sigh... I still think I'm a dumbass sucker,
though. But at least no one seems to agree with me on that.

--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

Paul Burridge November 14th 04 10:38 PM

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 05:04:59 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:

Well, yeah, except that it's so simple to "explain away" by just
saying that you're not paying for the electrons themselves that
are just passing through, but the energy required to get them
to do that passage.


Big deal. All they've got to do is pull some carbon rods out of a pile
of radio-active crap and the job's done. How hard can that be?
--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

John Fields November 14th 04 10:56 PM

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 22:38:36 +0000, Paul Burridge
wrote:

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 05:04:59 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:

Well, yeah, except that it's so simple to "explain away" by just
saying that you're not paying for the electrons themselves that
are just passing through, but the energy required to get them
to do that passage.


Big deal. All they've got to do is pull some carbon rods out of a pile
of radio-active crap and the job's done. How hard can that be?


---
I think that's kinda what they thought at Chernobyl...

--
John Fields

Rich The Philosophizer November 15th 04 04:43 AM

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 13:38:09 +0000, Paul Burridge wrote:
On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 04:59:46 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
I would really believe this is a gag if you hadn't already shown that
you have the mentality of a neocon.


??
Example?


I went on a quest.

Sheesh. OK, you're showing the same mentality by your blockheadedness
about the electricity.

I came up with "neocon" because of election hangover, and probably
confused names because of the frenzy.

So, sorry if I got the wrong guy, but upon reviewing the thread,
if it ain't a gag that you're really dragging out, in which case,
either congratulations or you should be ashamed of yourself, but
if not, then you're one of the most stubborn, blockheaded people
I've ever encountered, republican _or_ democrat!

Does this clear things up a bit?

Thanks,
Rich


Active8 November 15th 04 07:53 AM

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 04:43:22 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer wrote:

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 13:38:09 +0000, Paul Burridge wrote:
On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 04:59:46 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
I would really believe this is a gag if you hadn't already shown that
you have the mentality of a neocon.


??
Example?


I went on a quest.

Sheesh. OK, you're showing the same mentality by your blockheadedness
about the electricity.

I came up with "neocon" because of election hangover, and probably
confused names because of the frenzy.

So, sorry if I got the wrong guy, but upon reviewing the thread,
if it ain't a gag that you're really dragging out, in which case,
either congratulations or you should be ashamed of yourself, but
if not, then you're one of the most stubborn, blockheaded people
I've ever encountered, republican _or_ democrat!

Does this clear things up a bit?


Maybe I can explain. Paul is basically a moron when it comes to
electronics - real slow on the uptake, engineering math challenged,
Jerry's kid. He probably OP'd this thread without thinking of the
work required to move those f*cking electrons - the more you move in
a given time, the more power you consume. Goes back to mechanics and
horsepower. OTOH, he *is* a f*cking troll, basically, so you might
just ignore him. I sometimes look at the responses to him because
you never know when someone's gonna blast him (like you're getting
close to doing) and sometimes (not this time) it's good for a
chuckle. 'specially after a few good Long Islands :)

--
Best Regards,
Mike

Active8 November 15th 04 07:55 AM

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 22:37:27 +0000, Paul Burridge wrote:

On 14 Nov 2004 12:35:00 -0800, (Mike Silva)
wrote:

Paul Burridge wrote in message . ..

I use no current and they effectively supply no voltage. Why do I get
billed for electricity usage when I clearly can't have used any?


Because if you don't they'll turn off their non-voltage and
non-current and you won't like the difference (even though there isn't
any).


You're probably right. Sigh... I still think I'm a dumbass sucker,
though. But at least no one seems to agree with me on that.


They do on the dumbass part.
--
Best Regards,
Mike

Paul Burridge November 15th 04 01:59 PM

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 04:43:22 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:

I went on a quest.

Sheesh. OK, you're showing the same mentality by your blockheadedness
about the electricity.


Er, you seriously didn't realise I was trolling?? How *stoopid* do you
think I am? No, don't answer that. ;-)

I came up with "neocon" because of election hangover, and probably
confused names because of the frenzy.

So, sorry if I got the wrong guy, but upon reviewing the thread,
if it ain't a gag that you're really dragging out, in which case,
either congratulations


Thanks.

or you should be ashamed of yourself, but
if not, then you're one of the most stubborn, blockheaded people
I've ever encountered, republican _or_ democrat!

Does this clear things up a bit?


Not really. I'm neither republican nor democrat. I'm a Britlander so
those terms are inapplicable. My politics are actually quite
middle-of-the-road and moderate, actually. Not that we should be
discussing such things here, anyway.
HTH.
--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

John Fields November 15th 04 06:30 PM

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 04:43:22 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:


I came up with "neocon" because of election hangover, and probably
confused names because of the frenzy.


---
"Neocon" as a ****raction for "neoconservative", or what?
---

So, sorry if I got the wrong guy, but upon reviewing the thread,
if it ain't a gag that you're really dragging out, in which case,
either congratulations or you should be ashamed of yourself, but
if not, then you're one of the most stubborn, blockheaded people
I've ever encountered, republican _or_ democrat!


---
Bwahahahahaha!!! IKYABWAI if I ever heard one!! Thanks for the larf!
---

Does this clear things up a bit?


---
A bunch!

--
John Fields

Marlboro November 15th 04 07:36 PM

Paul Burridge wrote in message . ..
On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 19:37:28 -0500, **THE-RFI-EMI-GUY**
wrote:

Paul; You could drive ground rods into opposite corners of your property
and extract some of the power from the earth and run your house for
nothing at all! In fact If you dig a deep enough trench in the middle,
you could isolate the ground and get a bigger return current!


Well, I don't see how that could work, but I had considered digging a
trench around my boundary and thereby cutting off the return path for
the other users' behind my house and demanding payment from the power
co. to re-instate it. But then it's obvious the return current's only
going to go deeper underground or around my property. It seems there's
nothing I can do to make any dough out of this. :-(


Not sure, but somehwere it has to be stated that electric company MUST
provide an escape route for electrons they supllied to customers,
otherwise they will blow up your house in an eyeblink (assume you try
to steal their electrons). That's the only reason for the bill.

Rich The Philosophizer November 16th 04 12:45 AM

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 02:53:32 -0500, Active8 wrote:

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 04:43:22 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer wrote:

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 13:38:09 +0000, Paul Burridge wrote:
On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 04:59:46 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
I would really believe this is a gag if you hadn't already shown that
you have the mentality of a neocon.

??
Example?


I went on a quest.

Sheesh. OK, you're showing the same mentality by your blockheadedness
about the electricity.

I came up with "neocon" because of election hangover, and probably
confused names because of the frenzy.

So, sorry if I got the wrong guy, but upon reviewing the thread,
if it ain't a gag that you're really dragging out, in which case,
either congratulations or you should be ashamed of yourself, but
if not, then you're one of the most stubborn, blockheaded people
I've ever encountered, republican _or_ democrat!

Does this clear things up a bit?


Maybe I can explain. Paul is basically a moron when it comes to
electronics - real slow on the uptake, engineering math challenged,
Jerry's kid. He probably OP'd this thread without thinking of the
work required to move those f*cking electrons - the more you move in
a given time, the more power you consume. Goes back to mechanics and
horsepower. OTOH, he *is* a f*cking troll, basically, so you might
just ignore him. I sometimes look at the responses to him because
you never know when someone's gonna blast him (like you're getting
close to doing) and sometimes (not this time) it's good for a
chuckle. 'specially after a few good Long Islands :)


Well, I admit I got kinda confused when I went to google groups
and each time I spotted him chiming in on the election frenzy,
he was on the opposite side from the last time. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich



Rich The Philosophizer November 16th 04 12:48 AM

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 13:59:35 +0000, Paul Burridge wrote:

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 04:43:22 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:

I went on a quest.

Sheesh. OK, you're showing the same mentality by your blockheadedness
about the electricity.


Er, you seriously didn't realise I was trolling?? How *stoopid* do you
think I am? No, don't answer that. ;-)

I came up with "neocon" because of election hangover, and probably
confused names because of the frenzy.

So, sorry if I got the wrong guy, but upon reviewing the thread,
if it ain't a gag that you're really dragging out, in which case,
either congratulations


Thanks.

or you should be ashamed of yourself, but
if not, then you're one of the most stubborn, blockheaded people
I've ever encountered, republican _or_ democrat!

Does this clear things up a bit?


Not really. I'm neither republican nor democrat. I'm a Britlander so
those terms are inapplicable. My politics are actually quite
middle-of-the-road and moderate, actually. Not that we should be
discussing such things here, anyway.
HTH.


ID. ;-) This also explains my confusion when, while going through
google groups on author: Burridge I found way less political stuff
from you than I had had the impression that I had seen. Like, one
percent of what I had thought. :-)

So, sorry if I broke your game. )-;

Cheers!
Rich



Rich The Philosophizer November 16th 04 12:52 AM

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 12:30:13 -0600, John Fields wrote:

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 04:43:22 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:


I came up with "neocon" because of election hangover, and probably
confused names because of the frenzy.


---
"Neocon" as a ****raction for "neoconservative", or what?


No, a contraction.

Thanks,
Rich


Kevin Aylward November 16th 04 07:39 AM

Rich The Philosophizer wrote:
On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 12:30:13 -0600, John Fields wrote:

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 04:43:22 GMT, Rich The Philosophizer
wrote:


I came up with "neocon" because of election hangover, and probably
confused names because of the frenzy.


---
"Neocon" as a ****raction for "neoconservative", or what?


No, a contraction.


I think he meant the ****raction, just as in "Good evening, ****stable,
I was not speeding at all."

Kevin Aylward

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