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![]() On Fri, 14 Jul 2005 wrote: Date: 14 Jul 2005 20:48:16 -0700 From: Newsgroups: rec.radio.amateur.homebrew Subject: QUESTION: Fun with Svetlanas or Staying alive with kV power supplies From: straydog on Fri 15 Jul 2005 00:48 That's called trial and error. Or, try, smoke, fix. Like if ready, fire, aim does not work, change the order to ready, aim, fire. All electronics works on smoke. If the smoke leaks out, it won't work... ;-) Reminds me of another joke I can't quite remember: something dealing with the proof that electricity is really smoke, or something like that. Maybe someone has a reference to that joke. It was pretty funny, too. Art, W4PON |
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All electronics works on smoke.
If the smoke leaks out, it won't work... ;-) Reminds me of another joke I can't quite remember: something dealing with the proof that electricity is really smoke.... A local (and now retired) engineering faculty member has an after-dinner speech in which he "proves" that "electricity is black and heavy"! For example, in an automobile, electricity is stored in the battery. What color is the battery? Black! And it is quite heavy for its size. And on and on and on! --Myron. -- --Myron A. Calhoun. Five boxes preserve our freedoms: soap, ballot, witness, jury, and cartridge PhD EE (retired). "Barbershop" tenor. CDL(PTXS). W0PBV. (785) 539-4448 NRA Life Member and Certified Instructor (Home Firearm Safety, Rifle, Pistol) |
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Myron wrote:
A local (and now retired) engineering faculty member has an after-dinner speech in which he "proves" that "electricity is black and heavy"! For example, in an automobile, electricity is stored in the battery. What color is the battery? Black! And it is quite heavy for its size. Sounds logical to me. My favoite is the Dark Sucker Theory (light is the absence of dark, and light bulds suck dark). Do a google on it for lots more info, probably more than you ever wanted to know... :-) And thusly another thread morphs far off topic... |
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straydog wrote:
On Fri, 14 Jul 2005 wrote: Date: 14 Jul 2005 20:48:16 -0700 From: Newsgroups: rec.radio.amateur.homebrew Subject: QUESTION: Fun with Svetlanas or Staying alive with kV power supplies From: straydog on Fri 15 Jul 2005 00:48 That's called trial and error. Or, try, smoke, fix. Like if ready, fire, aim does not work, change the order to ready, aim, fire. All electronics works on smoke. If the smoke leaks out, it won't work... ;-) Reminds me of another joke I can't quite remember: something dealing with the proof that electricity is really smoke, or something like that. Maybe someone has a reference to that joke. It was pretty funny, too. Art, W4PON But electricity _is_ really smoke. They burn coal at the generating station and it travels through the wires to your house, where it makes everything work. Then the used smoke goes _back_ through the wires (why do you think they call them "return" wires, eh?) to the generating station where it goes up the smokestack. If something should break then some of the smoke will leak out right there in your house right before the thing stops working. And that's how you know that electricity is smoke. -- ------------------------------------------- Tim Wescott Wescott Design Services http://www.wescottdesign.com |
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![]() On Fri, 15 Jul 2005, Tim Wescott wrote: Date: Fri, 15 Jul 2005 16:51:21 -0700 From: Tim Wescott Newsgroups: rec.radio.amateur.homebrew Subject: QUESTION: Fun with Svetlanas or Staying alive with kV power supplies straydog wrote: On Fri, 14 Jul 2005 wrote: Date: 14 Jul 2005 20:48:16 -0700 From: Newsgroups: rec.radio.amateur.homebrew Subject: QUESTION: Fun with Svetlanas or Staying alive with kV power supplies From: straydog on Fri 15 Jul 2005 00:48 That's called trial and error. Or, try, smoke, fix. Like if ready, fire, aim does not work, change the order to ready, aim, fire. All electronics works on smoke. If the smoke leaks out, it won't work... ;-) Reminds me of another joke I can't quite remember: something dealing with the proof that electricity is really smoke, or something like that. Maybe someone has a reference to that joke. It was pretty funny, too. Art, W4PON But electricity _is_ really smoke. They burn coal at the generating station and it travels through the wires to your house, where it makes everything work. Then the used smoke goes _back_ through the wires (why do you think they call them "return" wires, eh?) to the generating station where it goes up the smokestack. If something should break then some of the smoke will leak out right there in your house right before the thing stops working. And that's how you know that electricity is smoke. That's pretty good, but I seem to recall another slightly different version of the joke but with some really clever line about the purpose of insulation (and a half-believable rationale [rationale does not mean scientific, however). Anyone else remember more of the details of this joke? Art, W4PON -- ------------------------------------------- Tim Wescott Wescott Design Services http://www.wescottdesign.com |
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But electricity _is_ really smoke. They burn coal at the generating
station and it travels through the wires to your house, where it makes .... Did you notice that coal is BLACK? And most smoke is BLACK, too. Insofar as water-generated electricity is concerned, it comes from rain which has FALLEN (it's heavy) out of BLACK clouds and flowed downward (heavy, again) to a sort of centrifuge which spins the HEAVY electricity out of the water and forces it into the wires.... -- --Myron A. Calhoun. Five boxes preserve our freedoms: soap, ballot, witness, jury, and cartridge PhD EE (retired). "Barbershop" tenor. CDL(PTXS). W0PBV. (785) 539-4448 NRA Life Member and Certified Instructor (Home Firearm Safety, Rifle, Pistol) |
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