In article , Radio Amateur KC2HMZ
writes:


And now, Rod Serling steps out from behind the scroll bar on the left
side of our screens and says:

"Meet one Larry Roll, K2LT, a man with a chip on his shoulder the size
of the national debt..."

John:

Ooops. That's Larry Taft, not Larry Roll. I didn't know that Mr. Taft had
such a big chip on his shoulder!

Beam us up, Scotty...there is definitely no intelligent life down
here.

Apparently not. (Whirring sound, sparkley lights around the dematerializing
figures of Capt. Kirk and the landing party, then they disappear leaving the
scene full of sand, styrofoam rocks, and plastic foilage.)

Back aboard the Enterprise:

Scotty: So what'd you be seein' down there, Capt'n?

Kirk: The usual stuff, Scotty -- sand, styrofoam rocks, plastic foilage,
and KC2HMZ! Unfortunately, John was already brain dead, there was
nothing Bones could do for him.

Dr. McCoy: Damn it, Jim -- I'm a Doctor, not a miracle worker!

Kirk: Sorry, Bones. I know, he was beyond help!

73 de Larry, K3LT
Apologies to Star Trek screenplay writers everywhere!