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Mike Coslo September 2nd 03 12:00 AM

No Parking Test International
 
Hey clones!

Go to:

http://news.yahoo.com/

and follow the technology link to "Car that can park itself put on sale
by Toyota". I'd put the actual link in but it's waay too long for a
single line on a post.

There is no further need to include a parking test in the examination
for Drivers licenses. Now that a car can park itself, why should anyone
have to learn how to do it. Imagine how much more cellphone time and
makeup application time this will give people!

- Mike KB3EIA - out!


President, NPTI

"Dedicated to taking driving into the future"


Dee D. Flint September 2nd 03 02:09 AM


"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...
Hey clones!

Go to:

http://news.yahoo.com/

and follow the technology link to "Car that can park itself put on sale
by Toyota". I'd put the actual link in but it's waay too long for a
single line on a post.

There is no further need to include a parking test in the examination
for Drivers licenses. Now that a car can park itself, why should anyone
have to learn how to do it. Imagine how much more cellphone time and
makeup application time this will give people!

- Mike KB3EIA - out!


President, NPTI

"Dedicated to taking driving into the future"


Yup you got it. Here in Michigan the driving test is two parts. The first
part, which you MUST pass before you can take the actual driving section, is
parking manuevers. These consist of pulling up within 2 feet of but not
over the line, backing into a parking space like those in shopping centers,
and parallel parking. These three manuevers count for 8 points. The
parallel parking is 5 of those 8. You can only miss 6 points to pass this
section. So if you blow parallel parking and make any mistake at all on the
others, you fail. Most new drivers have to take the test a minimum of
twice. Three times is more typical.

Fail the basically unimportant parking lot maneuvers (these situations can
all be avoided in the real world if you want to) and you don't get your
license.

Dee D. Flint, N8UZE
(and parent of a newly licensed driver)


Mike Coslo September 2nd 03 03:29 AM

Dee D. Flint wrote:
"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...

Hey clones!

Go to:

http://news.yahoo.com/

and follow the technology link to "Car that can park itself put on sale
by Toyota". I'd put the actual link in but it's waay too long for a
single line on a post.

There is no further need to include a parking test in the examination
for Drivers licenses. Now that a car can park itself, why should anyone
have to learn how to do it. Imagine how much more cellphone time and
makeup application time this will give people!

- Mike KB3EIA - out!


President, NPTI

"Dedicated to taking driving into the future"



Yup you got it. Here in Michigan the driving test is two parts. The first
part, which you MUST pass before you can take the actual driving section, is
parking manuevers. These consist of pulling up within 2 feet of but not
over the line, backing into a parking space like those in shopping centers,
and parallel parking. These three manuevers count for 8 points. The
parallel parking is 5 of those 8. You can only miss 6 points to pass this
section. So if you blow parallel parking and make any mistake at all on the
others, you fail. Most new drivers have to take the test a minimum of
twice. Three times is more typical.

Fail the basically unimportant parking lot maneuvers (these situations can
all be avoided in the real world if you want to) and you don't get your
license.



Ahh, you see? You see? This is a terrible travesty, and is really just
a hazing ritual.

Mind you, NPTI has no objection to a driver actually parallel parking
(PP) his or her vehicle, but we think it is an outdated and unecessary
thing to have a person actually have to pass a test showing that they
can do PP.

Now there is a question about the amount of space that is used up by
PP. At this time, NPTI respects the right of those that do PP, but if
the People who PP fall significantly, we will have to revisit that
question. Certainly if enough people do not PP, that space would be
better used by other methods of parking.

Why anyone should be forced to PP is beyond me.

- Mike KB3EIA -

President, NPTI

"Dedicated to taking driving into the future"


JJ September 2nd 03 04:16 PM



Larry Roll K3LT wrote:


Mike:

You and your NPTI are just like all the other NPPTA (No Parallel Parking
Test Agenda) whiners. You just want to dumb-down the driving test so
that any dummy who is fed up with riding his bicycle can just knock off
a simple, multiple-guess written test, then get into a Buick and hit the
road just like us Real Drivers(tm).

I think that not only should Parallel Parking be a requirement on the road
test for a driver's license, but Parallel Parking Proficiency should be
demonstrated at a rate of at least 12 Parallel Parkings per hour (pph).
After all, if you cannot Parallel Park time after time, in a variety of driving
conditions, then you cannot expect to be able to operate a motor vehicle
successfully in the typical urban driving environment.

I hold a Class B Commercial Driver's License, and to pass my road test,
I had to parallel park a 30-foot long bus. I passed my test on the first
attempt, with a perfect score. Any driver who can't park at least as well
as I can is nothing more than a lazy, unmotivated, dumbed-down whiner
who wants the world handed over to him or her on a silver platter, since
all they have to do is parallel park a Dodge Neon or something similar.
Of course, now that Toyota has eliminated the need for most drivers to
parallel park, they'll probably be sending PRM's to the DOT and, with
enough whining, will get the Parallel Parking test reduced or eliminated
in the next "restructuring" of the driver's test.

I'm going to start a new organisation called PHISTS -- Parking Has
Important Status To Safety. We will encourage the use of Parallel
Parking by sponsoring awards programs for drivers who participate in
local parallel parking demonstration events. Attending 100 such events
will earn you your PHISTS Century Award. Other awards programs
will be announced in the future.

As far as I'm concerned, you NPTI/NPPTA whiners can go fly a kite.
You will never achieve the status of us Parallel Parking Tested drivers.
We're better than you, and we can prove it! You couldn't park a Prius
on a football field!

73 de Larry, CDL-B


Good one, hang in there Larry.


Mike Coslo September 2nd 03 08:01 PM

Larry Roll K3LT wrote:
In article , Mike Coslo
writes:


Now there is a question about the amount of space that is used up by
PP. At this time, NPTI respects the right of those that do PP, but if
the People who PP fall significantly, we will have to revisit that
question. Certainly if enough people do not PP, that space would be
better used by other methods of parking.

Why anyone should be forced to PP is beyond me.

- Mike KB3EIA -

President, NPTI

"Dedicated to taking driving into the future"



Mike:

You and your NPTI are just like all the other NPPTA (No Parallel Parking
Test Agenda) whiners. You just want to dumb-down the driving test so
that any dummy who is fed up with riding his bicycle can just knock off
a simple, multiple-guess written test, then get into a Buick and hit the
road just like us Real Drivers(tm).

I think that not only should Parallel Parking be a requirement on the road
test for a driver's license, but Parallel Parking Proficiency should be
demonstrated at a rate of at least 12 Parallel Parkings per hour (pph).
After all, if you cannot Parallel Park time after time, in a variety of driving
conditions, then you cannot expect to be able to operate a motor vehicle
successfully in the typical urban driving environment.

I hold a Class B Commercial Driver's License, and to pass my road test,
I had to parallel park a 30-foot long bus. I passed my test on the first
attempt, with a perfect score. Any driver who can't park at least as well
as I can is nothing more than a lazy, unmotivated, dumbed-down whiner
who wants the world handed over to him or her on a silver platter, since
all they have to do is parallel park a Dodge Neon or something similar.
Of course, now that Toyota has eliminated the need for most drivers to
parallel park, they'll probably be sending PRM's to the DOT and, with
enough whining, will get the Parallel Parking test reduced or eliminated
in the next "restructuring" of the driver's test.

I'm going to start a new organisation called PHISTS -- Parking Has
Important Status To Safety. We will encourage the use of Parallel
Parking by sponsoring awards programs for drivers who participate in
local parallel parking demonstration events. Attending 100 such events
will earn you your PHISTS Century Award. Other awards programs
will be announced in the future.

As far as I'm concerned, you NPTI/NPPTA whiners can go fly a kite.
You will never achieve the status of us Parallel Parking Tested drivers.
We're better than you, and we can prove it! You couldn't park a Prius
on a football field!



HOWWWWLL! Great Ceasers Ghost Larry! I should have opened this one at
home! Now everyone wants to know what I am laughing hysterically about,
and they are getting to see a grown man cry. Thanks, I needed that!

- Mike KB3EIA -


Jim Hampton September 2nd 03 09:44 PM

Thanks, Mike, for a most enjoyable thread. I've needed a good chuckle and
this thread provided it. :)

73 from Rochester, NY
Jim AA2QA



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Robert Casey September 2nd 03 09:57 PM







Yup you got it. Here in Michigan the driving test is two parts. The first
part, which you MUST pass before you can take the actual driving section, is
parking manuevers. These consist of pulling up within 2 feet of but not
over the line, backing into a parking space like those in shopping centers,
and parallel parking.

They don't care specifucally about the ability to park. They just want
you to be
able to demostrate your ability to handle your car to some level of
control. Parking
is a safe way to do that, vs say flying thru a tollgate at highway speed...


Dee D. Flint September 3rd 03 12:47 AM


"Robert Casey" wrote in message
...






Yup you got it. Here in Michigan the driving test is two parts. The

first
part, which you MUST pass before you can take the actual driving section,

is
parking manuevers. These consist of pulling up within 2 feet of but not
over the line, backing into a parking space like those in shopping

centers,
and parallel parking.

They don't care specifucally about the ability to park. They just want
you to be
able to demostrate your ability to handle your car to some level of
control. Parking
is a safe way to do that, vs say flying thru a tollgate at highway

speed...


Maneuvering at slow speed is an entirely different skill set than that
required for typical driving speeds. Both must be practiced and one's
ability in parking maneuvers will not give any indication of driving ability
on the street and vice versa. This happens to be the first place I've ever
been where flunking the parallel parking basically leaves you no leeway
(it's worth 5 points and you can only miss 6 altogether on the parking lot
maneuvers). I haven't yet formed an opinion on whether this is good or bad.

The backing into a parking space seemed an odd requirement, as some places,
if you back into the space (in the real world), you can be ticketed. Again
haven't decided if this is good or bad.

The pulling up to the line seems eminently reasonable though.

If they wanted to check your ability before risking their necks on the road
with the examinee, it might be better to have them drive around a set of
pylons at a more normal speed than the ultra-slow parking maneuvers.

Also here in Michigan, the driving tests are no longer administered by the
state but by the driving schools. It costs $45 each time you take the test
although if you fail, part of that is refunded. The fee is on top of what
you already paid to take the Segment I and Segment II driving classes. For
those of you not familiar with Michigan, the schools do not have Driver's Ed
classes anymore. They simply coordinate a schedule with a driving school.
I forget the fee for taking the class ($200 though rings a bell).

This is substantially different than it was a few years ago. It's also
quite different than the state I grew up in and the state where my older
daughter got her license.

Anyway, the state made things tougher in an attempt to reduce teen
accidents. It's apparently been to short a time to evaluate its
effectiveness but preliminary info indicates it may be helping.

Dee D. Flint, N8UZE


Larry Roll K3LT September 3rd 03 12:53 AM

In article , Mike Coslo writes:

As far as I'm concerned, you NPTI/NPPTA whiners can go fly a kite.
You will never achieve the status of us Parallel Parking Tested drivers.
We're better than you, and we can prove it! You couldn't park a Prius
on a football field!



HOWWWWLL! Great Ceasers Ghost Larry! I should have opened this one at
home! Now everyone wants to know what I am laughing hysterically about,
and they are getting to see a grown man cry. Thanks, I needed that!

- Mike KB3EIA -


Glad to oblige, Mike!

73 de Larry, K3LT




Dee D. Flint September 3rd 03 01:08 AM


"Larry Roll K3LT" wrote in message
...
Hey, I'll go one further than that. I think they should be tested in the
proper
procedures for changing a tyre on the highway under severe emergency
conditions.


You spent too much time in England. When my tire goes flat on the highway,
I call for help. It's too dangerous to do this on the side of the road,
alone, at night, in the rain (Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh my). I
couldn't resist!

Dee D. Flint, N8UZE


Mike Coslo September 3rd 03 02:18 AM

Larry Roll K3LT wrote:
In article , Mike Coslo writes:


Mike:

You and your NPTI are just like all the other NPPTA (No Parallel Parking
Test Agenda) whiners. You just want to dumb-down the driving test so
that any dummy who is fed up with riding his bicycle can just knock off
a simple, multiple-guess written test, then get into a Buick and hit the
road just like us Real Drivers(tm).


We have never said anything like that! We support the rest of the
testing procedures. Besides, we must be inclusive, and not turn
potential drivers away because of basic skills.



Mike:

Without basic skills like PP, drivers will become mere appliance operators,
totally dependent on the technology in their cars to do their parking for them,
rather than being able to do it themselves under severe, emergency
conditions. PP is a very practical, effective, efficient, and universal way
to park an automobile, but we can't make use of this technique unless
drivers know how to do it. Only a testing requirement will give them the
incentive they need to learn.


Wrong, you are wrong! And your trying to repress my beliefs is only a
symptom of the great perfidy of the PHISTS conspiracy.

Years ago, I operated vehicles 24/7. I have great experience in
vehicles, more so than the mighty parkmen, the Gods of driving, who
would force theor will on the rest of us! ;^) ;^) ;^)



I think that not only should Parallel Parking be a requirement on the road
test for a driver's license, but Parallel Parking Proficiency should be
demonstrated at a rate of at least 12 Parallel Parkings per hour (pph).
After all, if you cannot Parallel Park time after time, in a variety of


driving

conditions, then you cannot expect to be able to operate a motor vehicle
successfully in the typical urban driving environment.


Ha! you and your ilk are always trying to keep people off the roads.
Hazing ritual is all this is.



Ah, stick it in your ear, you NPTI loser! You're just taking driving
One Step Closer To Extinction. Next thing you're going to do is paint
a big set of boobs on your car, so everyone will be looking at them,
instead of noticing the fact that you're double parked in a yellow zone!
Anyway, I had to do it, so everyone should!


HAH! ;^) What I do with my car is my own business!


I hold a Class B Commercial Driver's License, and to pass my road test,
I had to parallel park a 30-foot long bus. I passed my test on the first
attempt, with a perfect score. Any driver who can't park at least as well
as I can is nothing more than a lazy, unmotivated, dumbed-down whiner
who wants the world handed over to him or her on a silver platter, since
all they have to do is parallel park a Dodge Neon or something similar.
Of course, now that Toyota has eliminated the need for most drivers to
parallel park, they'll probably be sending PRM's to the DOT and, with
enough whining, will get the Parallel Parking test reduced or eliminated
in the next "restructuring" of the driver's test.


That's what NPTI is working toward. Why should people have to learn an
outdated skill like PP? Heck, the next thing you'll want is for people
to want to know how to drive a standard transmission or to know how to
use buggy whips. All you anachronistic types are just holding driving back.



Hey, I'll go one further than that. I think they should be tested in the
proper
procedures for changing a tyre on the highway under severe emergency
conditions.


I'm going to start a new organisation called PHISTS -- Parking Has
Important Status To Safety. We will encourage the use of Parallel
Parking by sponsoring awards programs for drivers who participate in
local parallel parking demonstration events. Attending 100 such events
will earn you your PHISTS Century Award. Other awards programs
will be announced in the future.

As far as I'm concerned, you NPTI/NPPTA whiners can go fly a kite.
You will never achieve the status of us Parallel Parking Tested drivers.
We're better than you, and we can prove it! You couldn't park a Prius
on a football field!



Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Oh yeah?



Izzat so??? Yeah, zat's so!!!


- Mike KB3EIA -

President of NPTI

Taking driving into the future



You mean, taking driving one step closer to extinction, Loser Putz.


Sure, sure, Larragh. The mighty Parkman runs out of arguments, so
starts the insults! ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^)


73 de Larry, CDL-B
President, PHISTS (Parking Has Important Status To Safety)


- Mike KB3EIA -

President, NPTI

Taking Driving into the future



Larry Roll K3LT September 5th 03 02:08 AM

In article om, "Dee D.
Flint" writes:



"Larry Roll K3LT" wrote in message
...
Hey, I'll go one further than that. I think they should be tested in the
proper
procedures for changing a tyre on the highway under severe emergency
conditions.


You spent too much time in England.


Dee:

Which of my behaviours would cause to say that, then?

When my tire


Is that something tired (i.e. lacking in sleep)?

goes flat on the highway,


That means you probably have a puncture.

I call for help.


With your Vodafone mobile, undoubtedly!

It's too dangerous to do this on the side of the road,
alone, at night, in the rain (Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh my). I
couldn't resist!


No problem. All you have to do is make sure you've pulled safely
off the motorway, put out your triangle, then collect the spare,
jack, and lever (pronounced "leever") from the car boot. Hopefully
your wheel nuts won't be corroded. Then, after replacing the flat
tyre with the spare, hopefully you won't be too knackered to
continue with your journey!

73 de Larry, K3LT
Ex: G0LYW
RAF Mildenhall, UK, 1989 - 1991



Dee D. Flint September 6th 03 12:30 AM


"Larry Roll K3LT" wrote in message
...
In article om, "Dee D.
Flint" writes:



"Larry Roll K3LT" wrote in message
...
Hey, I'll go one further than that. I think they should be tested in

the
proper
procedures for changing a tyre on the highway under severe emergency
conditions.


You spent too much time in England.


Dee:

Which of my behaviours would cause to say that, then?

When my tire


Is that something tired (i.e. lacking in sleep)?

goes flat on the highway,


That means you probably have a puncture.

I call for help.


With your Vodafone mobile, undoubtedly!

It's too dangerous to do this on the side of the road,
alone, at night, in the rain (Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh my). I
couldn't resist!


No problem. All you have to do is make sure you've pulled safely
off the motorway, put out your triangle, then collect the spare,
jack, and lever (pronounced "leever") from the car boot. Hopefully
your wheel nuts won't be corroded. Then, after replacing the flat
tyre with the spare, hopefully you won't be too knackered to
continue with your journey!

73 de Larry, K3LT
Ex: G0LYW
RAF Mildenhall, UK, 1989 - 1991


At one company I worked for we actually kept a cross-reference sheet of
English versus American terms for interpreting some of our customers
requirements. So at least I know to have a spanner handy for emergencies
like this.

Actually today I was pretty "knackered" just coping with the freeway traffic
here.

Dee D. Flint, N8UZE



Brian September 7th 03 11:24 PM

"Dee D. Flint" wrote in message igy.com...
"Larry Roll K3LT" wrote in message
...
In article om, "Dee D.
Flint" writes:



"Larry Roll K3LT" wrote in message
...
Hey, I'll go one further than that. I think they should be tested in

the
proper
procedures for changing a tyre on the highway under severe emergency
conditions.


You spent too much time in England.


Dee:

Which of my behaviours would cause to say that, then?

When my tire


Is that something tired (i.e. lacking in sleep)?

goes flat on the highway,


That means you probably have a puncture.

I call for help.


With your Vodafone mobile, undoubtedly!

It's too dangerous to do this on the side of the road,
alone, at night, in the rain (Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh my). I
couldn't resist!


No problem. All you have to do is make sure you've pulled safely
off the motorway, put out your triangle, then collect the spare,
jack, and lever (pronounced "leever") from the car boot. Hopefully
your wheel nuts won't be corroded. Then, after replacing the flat
tyre with the spare, hopefully you won't be too knackered to
continue with your journey!

73 de Larry, K3LT
Ex: G0LYW
RAF Mildenhall, UK, 1989 - 1991


At one company I worked for we actually kept a cross-reference sheet of
English versus American terms for interpreting some of our customers
requirements. So at least I know to have a spanner handy for emergencies
like this.

Actually today I was pretty "knackered" just coping with the freeway traffic
here.

Dee D. Flint, N8UZE


Hey Dee, why not just mimeograph the list of Q-codes and and you would
have been perfect copy with whatever nationality you were doing
high-finance with. At least that's what the PCTA tries to pass off as
the truth.

Hi hi!

Ryan, KC8PMX September 11th 03 09:22 AM

And you have my sympathy..... that is a scary proposition now a days,
especially in the Metro area!!!!!!!! Already licensed drivers are insane on
the roadways down there in the "flatlands" of Michigan, and add a kid with
limited experience, wow!


Dee D. Flint, N8UZE
(and parent of a newly licensed driver)




Ryan, KC8PMX September 11th 03 09:27 AM

Wow, there's at least one thing we are equal and agree upon Larry!!!!! :) :)

Ryan KC8PMX
MI-Chauffers and Emergency Vehicle Permit holder
Confirmed Parallel Parker And Proud!

As far as I'm concerned, you NPTI/NPPTA whiners can go fly a kite.
You will never achieve the status of us Parallel Parking Tested drivers.
We're better than you, and we can prove it! You couldn't park a Prius
on a football field!

73 de Larry, CDL-B




Ryan, KC8PMX September 11th 03 09:30 AM

Yeah Larry, now with my back injury and the head injury I have now when I
fell out of my chair laughing so hard reading that, and hit my head, I look
like a war victim now!!!!!!! :)

Great Googely Moogely!!!


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"Larry Roll K3LT" wrote in message
...
In article , Mike Coslo writes:

As far as I'm concerned, you NPTI/NPPTA whiners can go fly a kite.
You will never achieve the status of us Parallel Parking Tested

drivers.
We're better than you, and we can prove it! You couldn't park a Prius
on a football field!



HOWWWWLL! Great Ceasers Ghost Larry! I should have opened this one at
home! Now everyone wants to know what I am laughing hysterically about,
and they are getting to see a grown man cry. Thanks, I needed that!

- Mike KB3EIA -


Glad to oblige, Mike!

73 de Larry, K3LT






Mike Coslo September 12th 03 04:05 AM

Ryan, KC8PMX wrote:
How many cases are there where you can parallel park anyways, except for in
bigger cities??


For all that matter, I can always pay someone to paralell park if I
absolutely had to!

Ryan KC8PMX
Confirmed Parallel Parker and Proud! I had to learn, so do you!!!!!!


HAH! more of that hazing attitude! You PP'ers will be the ruination of
driving!

- Mike KB3EIA -


Larry Roll K3LT September 13th 03 05:33 AM

In article , "Ryan, KC8PMX"
writes:

Yeah Larry, now with my back injury and the head injury I have now when I
fell out of my chair laughing so hard reading that, and hit my head, I look
like a war victim now!!!!!!! :)

Great Googely Moogely!!!


Ryan:

My most sincere apologies!

73 de Larry, K3LT


Larry Roll K3LT September 13th 03 05:33 AM

In article , "Ryan, KC8PMX"
writes:

Wow, there's at least one thing we are equal and agree upon Larry!!!!! :) :)

Ryan KC8PMX
MI-Chauffers and Emergency Vehicle Permit holder
Confirmed Parallel Parker And Proud!


Ryan:

As one PP'er to another, it is an honor to know you! It's nice to know that
we're morally and intellectually superior to the dumbed-down, unwashed,
non-PP'ing hoardes of inferior drivers.

Michigan still has "Chauffeur's" licenses? Which class of CDL is that
equivalent to? Here in Delaware, I'm told that Emergency Vehicle
operators don't require anything more than a standard Class D Driver's
license. They do, however, have to be a card-carrying member of
the "Emergency Service" (usually a local volunteer FD) to which
the emergency vehicle is registered.

73 de Larry, K3LT


Brian September 13th 03 08:55 PM

ospam (Larry Roll K3LT) wrote in message ...
In article , "Ryan, KC8PMX"
writes:

Wow, there's at least one thing we are equal and agree upon Larry!!!!! :) :)

Ryan KC8PMX
MI-Chauffers and Emergency Vehicle Permit holder
Confirmed Parallel Parker And Proud!


Ryan:

As one PP'er to another, it is an honor to know you! It's nice to know that
we're morally and intellectually superior to the dumbed-down, unwashed,
non-PP'ing hoardes of inferior drivers.

Michigan still has "Chauffeur's" licenses? Which class of CDL is that
equivalent to?


For once in you life could you put away the measuring stick and just
accept another individual as an equal?

Here in Delaware, I'm told that Emergency Vehicle
operators don't require anything more than a standard Class D Driver's
license.


I.E., in Delaware they don't measure up to superior Larry.

They do, however, have to be a card-carrying member of
the "Emergency Service" (usually a local volunteer FD) to which
the emergency vehicle is registered.


With a shack on their hip, no doubt.

Larry Roll K3LT September 14th 03 03:51 AM

In article ,
(Brian) writes:

Ryan:

As one PP'er to another, it is an honor to know you! It's nice to know

that
we're morally and intellectually superior to the dumbed-down, unwashed,
non-PP'ing hoardes of inferior drivers.

Michigan still has "Chauffeur's" licenses? Which class of CDL is that
equivalent to?


For once in you life could you put away the measuring stick and just
accept another individual as an equal?

Here in Delaware, I'm told that Emergency Vehicle
operators don't require anything more than a standard Class D Driver's
license.


I.E., in Delaware they don't measure up to superior Larry.

They do, however, have to be a card-carrying member of
the "Emergency Service" (usually a local volunteer FD) to which
the emergency vehicle is registered.


With a shack on their hip, no doubt.


Brian:

I'm very sorry about your inferiority complex, but I was just asking for
some information from Ryan about driver's licenses. This is not about
my "superiority" or anything else that you should be whining about --
unless you are having problems of your own. Care to talk about it?

73 de Larry, K3LT


charlesb September 14th 03 02:19 PM


"Brian" wrote in message
om...

Just relax and enjoy the knowledge that there's another PPer in your
midsts.


I'd appreciate it if you PP'ers would use the restroom facilities instead of
doing it in our midst.

Charles Brabham, N5PVL



Mike Coslo September 14th 03 03:58 PM

charlesb wrote:
"Brian" wrote in message
om...

Just relax and enjoy the knowledge that there's another PPer in your
midsts.



I'd appreciate it if you PP'ers would use the restroom facilities instead of
doing it in our midst.


But PP'ers are so arrogant and superior minded that they think they can
PP wherever they want!

- Mike KB3EIA -

President, No Parallel Parking Test International

taking driving into the future


Larry Roll K3LT September 15th 03 04:08 AM

In article , "charlesb"
writes:

I'd appreciate it if you PP'ers would use the restroom facilities instead of
doing it in our midst.


Charles:

Now you've done it! This is sure to elicit yet another classic "ROTFLMAO"
from Kim!

73 de Larry, K3LT


Ryan, KC8PMX September 15th 03 08:50 AM


"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...
Ryan, KC8PMX wrote:
How many cases are there where you can parallel park anyways, except for

in
bigger cities??


For all that matter, I can always pay someone to paralell park if I
absolutely had to!


True.... I can pay Sprint to provide my cell service too.... Or a different
angle, if you have a "monster truck" type of pickup, to hell with parallel
parking, just drive over/onto etc. your parking spot! HI HI


Ryan KC8PMX
Confirmed Parallel Parker and Proud! I had to learn, so do you!!!!!!


HAH! more of that hazing attitude! You PP'ers will be the ruination of
driving!


Hey... I had to learn it....

Ryan



- Mike KB3EIA -




Ryan, KC8PMX September 15th 03 09:13 AM

Larry,

The heck with those anti-parallel parkers!!!!! Tell him that if he isn't a
Real Driver (tm), he is inferior. HI HI


--
Ryan, KC8PMX
FF1-FF2-MFR-(pending NREMT-B!)
--. --- -.. ... .- -. --. . .-.. ... .- .-. . ..-. .. .-. . ..-.
... --. .... - . .-. ...

Brian:

I'm very sorry about your inferiority complex, but I was just asking for
some information from Ryan about driver's licenses. This is not about
my "superiority" or anything else that you should be whining about --
unless you are having problems of your own. Care to talk about it?

73 de Larry, K3LT




Ryan, KC8PMX September 15th 03 09:15 AM

Ummmm, we are still talking about parallel parking when referring to PP eh?
:)


--
Ryan, KC8PMX




But PP'ers are so arrogant and superior minded that they think they can
PP wherever they want!

- Mike KB3EIA -

President, No Parallel Parking Test International

taking driving into the future




Larry Roll K3LT September 17th 03 04:00 AM

In article , "Ryan, KC8PMX"
writes:

As one PP'er to another, it is an honor to know you! It's nice to know

that
we're morally and intellectually superior to the dumbed-down, unwashed,
non-PP'ing hoardes of inferior drivers.


Should we form an official club, pay some dues, wear a ton of
patches/buttons etc.?? lol


Ryan:

All of the above! I propose that we also have Parallel Parking contests
and sponsor awards programs. A person who PP's 100 times would
get the basic Century Award; then 500 PP's would qualify you for the
Silver PP Award, then Gold, then Platinum, then Diamond, etc. etc.
Naturally, we'll have the official club with dues, a Board of Directors,
Officers, Executive Committee meetings, a web site, and an entire
range of Official PP Club Men's and Ladie's wear.

Michigan still has "Chauffeur's" licenses? Which class of CDL is that
equivalent to? Here in Delaware, I'm told that Emergency Vehicle
operators don't require anything more than a standard Class D Driver's
license. They do, however, have to be a card-carrying member of
the "Emergency Service" (usually a local volunteer FD) to which
the emergency vehicle is registered.


The MI Chauffers is one step down from the National CDL thingy as I believe
if I remember correctly it allows you to drive any vehicle 25,999Lbs and
under, as well as tow any trailer under that same weight. For passenger
vehicles, up to 15, otherwise that would require the CDL-C if memory serves
correctly. It also is the same license that covers a "driver for hire" from
anything from a pizza or other delivery person, limo driver etc. I had a
CDL a while back but have not elected to get it again.

Michigan has a specific class, which entails a 6 hour classroom
instruction, a skills driving course (1-2 hours depending on the course,
instructor etc.) and 8 hours driving with your chief to qualify for the
permit. As long as you pass the requirements for this, you can drive
emergency vehicles under emergency and non-emergency official department
business within the state of Michigan. Exception would be if you are
transporting the vehicle across state lines such as if your department were
buying a used pumper from another department in a different state, that
would require a CDL license.......


OK, that's pretty much what I expected. I was just surprised to hear
the term "Chauffeur's License" used again! Thanks for the info.

73 de Larry, K3LT


Ryan, KC8PMX September 17th 03 04:11 AM

My apologies, I will grab a membership and initiation info from from Larry
and get ya sponsered in!


Ryan, KC8PMX
Parallel Parker and Proud


To heck with me???

I'm a parallel parker from way back.





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