In article k.net, "Bill
Sohl" writes:

And you're the commercial-grade Vulcan stove with all eight
burners, both ovens, and the grill turned up high. No wonder
all your pots and kettles are black. Your gas bill must be
enormous, but nobody's buying what you're cooking.

ROTFLMAO...
The sale seems to have been made already to the only
buyer that counts...the FCC and, more recently, the ITU.

Cheers,
Bill K2UNK

Bill:

In that case, they must have a taste for the carbonized remains of
what could have been a tasty and nourishing meal. My condolences
to the dishwasher who must now deal with your blackened pots and
kettles.

73 de Larry, K3LT