"Dwight Stewart" wrote in message
hlink.net...
"Kim W5TIT" wrote:

As stated, no one (*other* than possibly
Dwight) was owed an apology. Have
you ever seen me demand an apology for
being offended by you, Larry? And, as
has come to pass, Dwight was quite
reasonable (something which you neither
understand nor are capable of) about
how he understood the post. (snip)


Perhaps it might be a good idea to simply drop the matter while you're
still ahead, Kim. Your words were certainly questionable and could easily
be
interpreted the way many others did. But I made a choice to interpret
those
words differently to avoid additional confrontation. But that doesn't mean
that my chosen interpretation is really what you meant, or is now a
defense
of what you said. Enough said.


Dwight Stewart (W5NET)

http://www.qsl.net/w5net/


Dwight, I certainly don't mean to imply you are "defending" anything I said.
I'd hardly want that and would be quite surprised by it. And, I didn't see
anyone else but Larry have the reaction to it...well, maybe Mike I think.
So, I don't define that as many. It's a pretty near given that I (nor many
others in this newsgroup) would find anything like the death of someone else
"hilarious."

At any rate, it disappoints that you chose to interpret something because
you wanted to avoid additional confrontation. I would hope you'd never
modify what you say, apart from what you truly believe, because of avoiding
confrontation. Ya sure won't find that from me...

Kim W5TIT

Kim W5TIT wrote:



Dwight, I certainly don't mean to imply you are "defending" anything I said.
I'd hardly want that and would be quite surprised by it. And, I didn't see
anyone else but Larry have the reaction to it...well, maybe Mike I think.

Because Larry said first what many others thought.

"JJ" wrote in message
...
Kim W5TIT wrote:



Dwight, I certainly don't mean to imply you are "defending" anything I
said.
I'd hardly want that and would be quite surprised by it. And, I didn't
see
anyone else but Larry have the reaction to it...well, maybe Mike I
think.

Because Larry said first what many others thought.


Oh. So now you're a mind reader.

Kim W5TIT

Kim W5TIT wrote:

"JJ" wrote in message
...

Kim W5TIT wrote:



Dwight, I certainly don't mean to imply you are "defending" anything I

said.

I'd hardly want that and would be quite surprised by it. And, I didn't

see

anyone else but Larry have the reaction to it...well, maybe Mike I

think.

Because Larry said first what many others thought.



Oh. So now you're a mind reader.

Kim W5TIT

No, I am neither psychedelic nor do I have espn. Backpeddle all you want
but you made a really stupid statement.

"JJ" wrote in message
...
Kim W5TIT wrote:

"JJ" wrote in message
...

Kim W5TIT wrote:



Dwight, I certainly don't mean to imply you are "defending" anything I

said.

I'd hardly want that and would be quite surprised by it. And, I didn't

see

anyone else but Larry have the reaction to it...well, maybe Mike I

think.

Because Larry said first what many others thought.



Oh. So now you're a mind reader.

Kim W5TIT

No, I am neither psychedelic nor do I have espn. Backpeddle all you want
but you made a really stupid statement.


OK, JJ. Put up or shut up. Where am I/have I backpedaled? I said what I
said and haven't denied saying it. I also meant what I said and haven't
said that I did not mean it. The *only* thing I have said is that the story
of Dwight's brother's death was not meant to be wrapped up as what I would
define as hilarious. So, where's the backpedaling?

Your arrogance and audacity precede you...

Kim W5TIT

Michael Jackson Jokes
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When thebig hand touches the little hand...

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
A: "And then he touched me"

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent
reason whatsoever!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
and the other you carry your groceries in !!

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!

Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin
training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the
three-year-olds!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.

Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A:The Kids in the Hall.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

`Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

`What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
~Blowing his first nose.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get upset after he called Boyz-2-Men??
A: He found out they were'nt a delivery service.

Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some entertainment, what shall we
do?".
To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been in trouble for that before"

`What's black and comes in little white cans?
~Michael Jackson

`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. --- you know in a few years they'll probably
change his name to:
The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby

`What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
~They both play ball in the Minor League.

`What's the difference between them?
~One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

`Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
~He was up to a pack a day.

`What happens when Michael talks about sex?
~It's all very tongue in cheek.

`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
~A Michael Jackson slumber party.

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more
allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to
make him a priest.

`What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?
~Both ride 4 year olds.

`How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?
~He has a lot of stuff in the can.

`What will they call Michael's new TV series?
~Anus and Andy.

I understand that Micheal decided to have a boy of his own because it's too
expensive to rent them at $2 Million a pop.

What do Michael and Mrs. Perot have in common?
~Both f**k little assholes.

`Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
~He's tired of all the cracks.

`Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
~Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

`Why did Michael go to college?
~To get his Bachelor of Arse degree.

`Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
~He's a crack shooter.

`Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.

`What does Michael call an orgy?
~A fruit salad.

`What's the difference between Michael and a proctologist?
~A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

`Why doesn't Michael have orgasms?
~The big payoff comes a couple of months later.

`Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately?
~He has a lot to plug.

`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy's underpants?
~Michael Jackson's makeup.

`Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar?
~It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.

Michael Jackson and Woody Allen on "Child Psychology":
"Spare the rod, and spoil the child."

`What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
~Got two fives for a ten?

`What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
~Bring-em Young.

`Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?
~It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me."

`What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
~Michael Jackson has had more noses.

`What did Michael Jackson suffer from as a kid?
~Clitoris envy.

`Why did Michael invite MacCauly Caulkin to the house?
~He's like the little boy he never had.

`Why does Michael really need to go to rehab?
~He's a crack addict.

`What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
~"Little Boy Blew."

`Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35?
~Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old.

`How did Michael get in trouble?
~He was feeling a little Randy.

`How is Michael dealing with his problems?
~He's holding his own.

`How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?
~They're all standing behind him.

`How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
~It was just a slip of the tongue.

`What's sex like for Michael?
~Child's Play.

`How is Michael now?
~Feeling a little crotchety.

`Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
~It comes in a little can.

`Why does Michael like children so much?
~He knows how they feel.

`Did you hear Michael Jackson was running a "blue-light" special at a local
K-Mart?
~Little boys' pants were half off!

`What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
~It's the little boy inside him.

`How does Michael like to party?
~He sips a couple of Tall Boys.

`What's Michael's favorite snack?
~Slim Jims.

`What's Michael's favorite fast food?
~Big Boys.

`How do we know Michael is guilty?
~Several children have fingered him.

`Why is Michael so tough?
~He can lick any kid on the block.

`What's the new movie about Michael Jackson called?
~"The Hand that Robs the Cradle."

`What's the difference between Nixon and Michael Jackson?
~One was a consummate asshole, the other a consummated asshole.

McDonald's is bringing out a new burger ..."Micheal Jackson Burger"... It
has 35 yr old meat inside 5 yr old buns.

`WHAT DID MICHAEL JACKSON SAY WHEN HE GOT BACK TO NEVERLAND RANCH FROM DRUG
REHAB?
~ YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE A NEW BOY!

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.

`What's Michaels' next movie?
~Honey I Blew the Kid.

`What's Michaels' favorite group?
~New Kids on the Cock.

`What do Michael and Gaylord Perry have in common?
~Both have held lots of wet balls in their hands.

`What's sex like for Michael?
~Like candy from a baby.

`What psychological problem does Michael still suffer from?
~Anal retention.

`What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?
~Both are a pain in the ass to kids.

`What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung?
~Michael's been able to have kids.

`What's Michael's favorite dish?
~Creamed shrimp.

`Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances?
~He wants to spend more time with the kids.

`How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?
~Hire a Catholic priest to do it.

`What will they call the upcoming movie about Michael Jackson?
~"The African Queen."

Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman are have come out with a new video
called... "I'll beat it for you."

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or
female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male
and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey,
God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

"Ryan, KC8PMX" wrote:

Michael Jackson Jokes
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at
the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand...


Oh, my. Sick. Discusting. Horrible. Funny!! Thanks, Ryan. A copy is now on
my hard drive. I'm sure my wife will get a laugh out of some of them too.


Dwight Stewart (W5NET)

http://www.qsl.net/w5net/

No problem... a little laughter is a good thing once in a while. Had to do
a little cleanup with the file, due to some F words etc.....

Ryan

"Dwight Stewart" wrote in message
hlink.net...
"Ryan, KC8PMX" wrote:

Michael Jackson Jokes
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at
the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand...


Oh, my. Sick. Discusting. Horrible. Funny!! Thanks, Ryan. A copy is now
on
my hard drive. I'm sure my wife will get a laugh out of some of them too.


Dwight Stewart (W5NET)

http://www.qsl.net/w5net/

In article , "Kim W5TIT"
writes:

It's a pretty near given that I (nor many
others in this newsgroup) would find anything like the death of someone else
"hilarious."

Kim:

Ahem -- care to look over the above sentence and, perhaps, add something
to it? Or "not"?

73 de Larry, K3LT

"Larry Roll K3LT" wrote in message
...
In article , "Kim W5TIT"

writes:

It's a pretty near given that I (nor many
others in this newsgroup) would find anything like the death of someone
else
"hilarious."

Kim:

Ahem -- care to look over the above sentence and, perhaps, add something
to it? Or "not"?

73 de Larry, K3LT



Nope. You see? Your question proves that you understood what it is I
*meant* to say, asshole...

Kim W5TIT