"bb" wrote

You see, she has asthma and can't work. But she can have wild,
passionate sex and get pregnant, then go through childbirth at least
twice.

Are you saying that asthma sufferers should not be allowed to have wild,
passionate sex or become parents? How about cancer patients or blind people or
amputees?

You are indeed one strange man, Brian!

3's, de Hans "I invented Billy Beeper", K0HB

Subject: Problem for boaters and APRS?
From: "KØHB"
Date: 12/27/2004 7:53 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id:


"bb" wrote

You see, she has asthma and can't work. But she can have wild,
passionate sex and get pregnant, then go through childbirth at least
twice.

Are you saying that asthma sufferers should not be allowed to have wild,
passionate sex or become parents? How about cancer patients or blind people
or
amputees?

I am again forced to agree with Brian.

And not just "asthma" patients, but COPD'ers who smell of cigarette smoke,
"back pain" patients who exacerbated their "disabling" back pain while riding
their motorcycle or out drinking all night, or diabetics who present in DKA who
refuse to comply with their MD's plan-of-care.

People who have bonafide needs should get the care they need. Those who
have needs but refuse to do what is necessary to "get fixed" yet demand that
"we" do "something" to get them better need to be given the boot and a referal
to a funeral home director with pre-paid plans.

Steve, K4YZ

bb" wrote

You see, she has asthma and can't work. But she can have wild,
passionate sex and get pregnant, then go through childbirth at least
twice.

I asked Brian N0IMD

Are you saying that asthma sufferers should not be allowed to have wild,
passionate sex or become parents?

Steve K4YZ chimed in with:


I am again forced to agree with Brian.


OK, folks, there you have it. Brian indicates that asthma sufferers who have
"wild, passionate sex" should not be eligible for SS benefits, and health-care
professional Steve agrees with him.

It must be true if these experts say it is.

Damn, I sure hope I never contract asthma, or I'll not be eligible for "wild,
passionate sex" when I grow old.

I wonder who checks on stuff like this? Is there a USSCC (U. S. Sex Cop Corps)
which conducts random screening of all asthma patients? Maybe the ARRL Official
Observers can get a homeland security grant for training in proper
observation/identification of those who are too "wild" or "passionate". This
could boost ARRL membership dramatically, because you must be an ARRL member to
be an Official Observer.

Can grandfathers/mothers be grandfathered/mothered in under the regulations?
Should there be bold caution labels affixed to all inhalers warning that "ONLY
TAME AND PLATONIC SEX IS ALLOWED WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT"?

So many questions!

3's, de Hans ("I invented Billy Beeper"), K0HB

Subject: Problem for asthma patients
From: "KØHB"
Date: 12/28/2004 11:05 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

bb" wrote

You see, she has asthma and can't work. But she can have wild,
passionate sex and get pregnant, then go through childbirth at least
twice.

I asked Brian N0IMD

Are you saying that asthma sufferers should not be allowed to have wild,
passionate sex or become parents?

Steve K4YZ chimed in with:


I am again forced to agree with Brian.


OK, folks, there you have it. Brian indicates that asthma sufferers who have

"wild, passionate sex" should not be eligible for SS benefits, and
health-care
professional Steve agrees with him.

Of course that wasn't the context in which the comments were made, but
hey, it's Hans we're talking about, and any chance Hans gets to make himself
out to be better than anyone else is to be expected.

You're still an idiot, Hans. Accept it...Embrace it...

Steve, K4YZ

"Steve Robeson K4YZ" wrote
bb" wrote

You see, she has asthma and can't work. But she can have wild,
passionate sex and get pregnant, then go through childbirth at least
twice.

I asked Brian N0IMD

Are you saying that asthma sufferers should not be allowed to have wild,
passionate sex or become parents?

Steve K4YZ chimed in with:


I am again forced to agree with Brian.


OK, folks, there you have it. Brian indicates that asthma sufferers who have

"wild, passionate sex" should not be eligible for SS benefits, and
health-care
professional Steve agrees with him.

...... any chance Hans gets to make himself
out to be better than anyone else is to be
expected.

But, but, but..... I wasn't "making myself out to be" anything.

I was making you and Brian out to be 67% of the Three Stooges for suggesting
"wild passionate sex" ought to be banned for asthma sufferers.

No matter what context you attach, that's still exactly what you said you were
"forced to agree with", Steve.

Twist, spin, or misdirect your way out of that one. (Consulting with Len is not
allowed.)

3's, de Hans, K0HB

KØHB wrote:

"Steve Robeson K4YZ" wrote

bb" wrote


You see, she has asthma and can't work. But she can have wild,
passionate sex and get pregnant, then go through childbirth at least
twice.

I asked Brian N0IMD


Are you saying that asthma sufferers should not be allowed to have wild,
passionate sex or become parents?

Steve K4YZ chimed in with:


I am again forced to agree with Brian.


OK, folks, there you have it. Brian indicates that asthma sufferers who have

"wild, passionate sex" should not be eligible for SS benefits, and
health-care
professional Steve agrees with him.


...... any chance Hans gets to make himself
out to be better than anyone else is to be
expected.


But, but, but..... I wasn't "making myself out to be" anything.

I was making you and Brian out to be 67% of the Three Stooges for suggesting
"wild passionate sex" ought to be banned for asthma sufferers.

At the chance of interjecting something of use into this sorry thread,
the oil components of citrus fruits has been found to stave off asthma
attacks.

Then they can engage in whatever wild passionate sex they see fit to,
as long as it's legal.

Orange you glad you know that now?

bestest 7 10's and 3's

- Mike KB3EIA -

"Mike Coslo" wrote


Then they can engage in whatever wild passionate
sex they see fit to, as long as it's legal.

What sort of sex should not be legal (presuming employed non-asthmatic
consenting adults in the privacy of their own Studebaker)?

73, de Hans, K0HB

Hans, go ahead and contract any medical condition that you desire; your
"wild passionate sex" days are long gone.

In article , "KØHB"
writes:

Should there be bold caution labels affixed to all inhalers warning that
"ONLY
TAME AND PLATONIC SEX IS ALLOWED WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT"?

Hans,

Isn't "PLATONIC SEX" an oxymoron? Like "tight slacks", "jumbo shrimp",
"nondairy creamer", etc.?

73 de Jim, N2EY

In article , PAMNO
(N2EY) writes:

In article , "KØHB"
writes:

Should there be bold caution labels affixed to all inhalers warning that
"ONLY
TAME AND PLATONIC SEX IS ALLOWED WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT"?

Hans,

Isn't "PLATONIC SEX" an oxymoron? Like "tight slacks", "jumbo shrimp",
"nondairy creamer", etc.?

Freudian slip? Picking phrases such as "tight slacks" and "jumbo
shrimp" and "nondairy creamer?" in the same sentence? :-)

Tsk. You guys are looking for love in the wrong places...

Let me know the Part 97 paragraph equating "sex" with amateur
radio... :-)