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JAMES HAMPTON January 7th 05 02:22 AM


"Lloyd" wrote in message
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Did you ever work for Admiral Hans K0HB? He was the greatest
radioman admiral in the navy, according to him.

73,

Lloyd




Hello, Lloyd

Now that you mention it, a typhoon hit Saipan (I'm guessing around 80 miles
from Guam) and took out the U.S. Coast Guard tower. This was sometime
around 1968. A chief and another man or two were sent to Saipan to try and
re-establish communications with Guam.

I was in the shack at KG6AAY (Naval communications receiver site) and heard
"Sparkplug" (the Navy station on Guam) trying to contact "Sparkplug1" (the
men sent to Saipan to re-establish communications). After a number of
exchanges where the Guam site kept saying "you are loud, but garbled"
(someone didn't know how to turn down the rf gain, I assume), I broke in.
Given the circumstances, the FCC would not have objected. I made contact
with "Sparkplug1" on Saipan as KG6AAY.

Within a matter of minutes, the command came down for the ham shack to pass
the traffic directly to Commander, Naval Forces Marianas. Our commanding
officer, Captain Delany (not sure if I got the name spelled correctly),
appeared in the shack and secured 3 hams from all other duties as they were
to rotate duty amongst themselves and maintain 24 hour communications with
Saipan until he ordered otherwise. The hams maintained communications until
repairs were made to the Coast Guard installation.

The guy on the other end (on Saipan) was Hans.
I have a lot of respect for that gentleman.

So what have you done that would allow you to think that Hans didn't do
much?


73 from Rochester, NY
Jim AA2QA



The Socialist January 7th 05 10:47 AM

robert casey wrote:
Private wrote:

This picture has been floating around the net lately, it made me
laugh. Based on what I have been reading the picture may be somewhat
accurate......

http://www3.telus.net/~homac/morsecodecoffin.jpg



It's been a while since I have used a straight key, but the
handle on that key looks to be installed upsidedown....


It must have been a while, really. The handle is installed correctly.

JAMES HAMPTON January 8th 05 12:58 AM


"Lloyd" wrote in message
...

"JAMES HAMPTON" wrote in message
...

"Lloyd" wrote in message
...



Did you ever work for Admiral Hans K0HB? He was the greatest
radioman admiral in the navy, according to him.

73,

Lloyd




Hello, Lloyd

Now that you mention it, a typhoon hit Saipan (I'm guessing around 80
miles
from Guam) and took out the U.S. Coast Guard tower. This was sometime
around 1968. A chief and another man or two were sent to Saipan to try
and
re-establish communications with Guam.

I was in the shack at KG6AAY (Naval communications receiver site) and
heard
"Sparkplug" (the Navy station on Guam) trying to contact "Sparkplug1"

(the
men sent to Saipan to re-establish communications). After a number of
exchanges where the Guam site kept saying "you are loud, but garbled"
(someone didn't know how to turn down the rf gain, I assume), I broke

in.
Given the circumstances, the FCC would not have objected. I made

contact
with "Sparkplug1" on Saipan as KG6AAY.

Within a matter of minutes, the command came down for the ham shack to
pass
the traffic directly to Commander, Naval Forces Marianas. Our

commanding
officer, Captain Delany (not sure if I got the name spelled correctly),
appeared in the shack and secured 3 hams from all other duties as they
were
to rotate duty amongst themselves and maintain 24 hour communications

with
Saipan until he ordered otherwise. The hams maintained communications
until
repairs were made to the Coast Guard installation.

The guy on the other end (on Saipan) was Hans.
I have a lot of respect for that gentleman.

So what have you done that would allow you to think that Hans didn't do
much?


73 from Rochester, NY
Jim AA2QA




Blahhh Blahhhh Blahhhh, Have heard "Admiral" Hans tell that
story down at the Legion many times. Each time the exploits
get bigger, and the story gets longer!

ROTFLMAO!

73,

Lloyd



Hello, Lloyd

Please remember that this is not a story from Hans - I was there.

My thoughts are this: most of us respond in an emergency in any way we can.
Back around 1971, I was at a creek and there were a bunch of us swimming.
One kid started hollering for help. I was around 23 years old at the time
(he was 17). When no one was responding (there were kids closer to him), I
dove in and pulled him out. No, I was not trained but knew I could hold my
breath for a couple of minutes under water so I wasn't worried. I came up
underneath the guy, grabbed him, and started doing a sidestoke towards
shore. No big deal; nothing in the papers and I doubt the other folks had
any idea of what happened. I simply responded as most of us would.

About 10 years back, a big snowstorm hit. It had houses buried up to the
second floor in Brockport (near to Rochester). A bunch of snowmobilers
aided in the rescue.

No biggie. I think we make too big a deal of the whole thing. Hans
responded and did a lot for many folks. He does have some documentation to
that effect. I wish we could get off the subject.


73 from Rochester, NY
Jim AA2QA




Caveat Lector January 8th 05 04:36 PM

In an emergency there are those that stand around wondering what to do and
waiting for someone to tell them what to do

Then there is the folks that see something needs to be done quickly -- and
do it

The first bunch then criticizes and pulls a post mortem as to how it should
have been done

Have seen this in the Military, the Steel Mills, in Ham Radio, and every day
life -- many times

Kudos to Hans and onions to the criticizers and do-nothingers

Caveat Velico

--
Caveat Lector



Len Over 21 January 18th 05 05:22 PM

In article , "JAMES HAMPTON"
writes:

Perhaps you haven't heard of slow scan television? There are a number of
methods of transmitting color pictures without the need for ascii character
type graphics. The very first personal computers had very crude (or only
ascii character) graphics. Why folks think that ham radio has stood still
for 30 or 40 or 50 years beats the heck out of me ...


Ahem, Jim, the first thing that comes to mind is "morse code." :-)

Cheers,



Posted on 18 Jan 05

Dave Heil January 18th 05 05:34 PM

Len Over 21 wrote:

In article , "JAMES HAMPTON"
writes:

The very first personal computers had very crude (or only
ascii character) graphics. Why folks think that ham radio has stood still
for 30 or 40 or 50 years beats the heck out of me ...


Ahem, Jim, the first thing that comes to mind is "morse code." :-)


Then again, that's the first thing to come to your mind when someone
writes of helium balloons or of amateur radio in an emergency or of the
ARRL, or of military communications. :-) :-)

Dave K8MN

K4YZ January 18th 05 06:23 PM


Dave Heil wrote:
Len Over 21 wrote:

In article , "JAMES HAMPTON"
writes:

The very first personal computers had very crude (or only
ascii character) graphics. Why folks think that ham radio has

stood still
for 30 or 40 or 50 years beats the heck out of me ...


Ahem, Jim, the first thing that comes to mind is "morse code."

:-)

Then again, that's the first thing to come to your mind when someone
writes of helium balloons or of amateur radio in an emergency or of

the
ARRL, or of military communications.


I can see Lennie at the Shrink's office now.

"Mr Anderson, I will give you a word and you tell me the first
word that comes to mind...Ready?.....'Breast' "

"Morse Code".

"Army"

"Morse Code"

"Wife"

"Morse Code"

"Hamburger"

"Morse Code"

"Career"

"Morse Code"

"Morse Code"

"Suicide"

"I think we know what your problem is, Mr. Anderson."
73

Steve, K4YZ


Mike Coslo January 18th 05 06:56 PM

Dave Heil wrote:
Len Over 21 wrote:

In article , "JAMES HAMPTON"
writes:


The very first personal computers had very crude (or only
ascii character) graphics. Why folks think that ham radio has stood still
for 30 or 40 or 50 years beats the heck out of me ...


Ahem, Jim, the first thing that comes to mind is "morse code." :-)



Then again, that's the first thing to come to your mind when someone
writes of helium balloons or of amateur radio in an emergency or of the
ARRL, or of military communications. :-) :-)


And there you have it. Somehow or another, every thread seems to get
turned into Morse code.

Morse code is like my socks. I like to wear them, but I don't always
want to talk about my socks.

Oddly enough, there are some who only want to talk about socks.

Or Morse code.

- Mike KB3EIA -


Mike Coslo January 18th 05 06:57 PM

K4YZ wrote:

Dave Heil wrote:

Len Over 21 wrote:

In article , "JAMES HAMPTON"
writes:


The very first personal computers had very crude (or only
ascii character) graphics. Why folks think that ham radio has


stood still

for 30 or 40 or 50 years beats the heck out of me ...

Ahem, Jim, the first thing that comes to mind is "morse code."


:-)

Then again, that's the first thing to come to your mind when someone
writes of helium balloons or of amateur radio in an emergency or of


the

ARRL, or of military communications.



I can see Lennie at the Shrink's office now.

"Mr Anderson, I will give you a word and you tell me the first
word that comes to mind...Ready?.....'Breast' "

"Morse Code".

"Army"

"Morse Code"

"Wife"

"Morse Code"

"Hamburger"

"Morse Code"

"Career"

"Morse Code"

"Morse Code"

"Suicide"

"I think we know what your problem is, Mr. Anderson."


HOWWWLLL! Post of the week, Steve!!!!!

- Mike KB3EIA -


Lenof21 January 18th 05 07:49 PM

In article , Mike Coslo
writes:

Dave Heil wrote:
Len Over 21 wrote:

In article , "JAMES HAMPTON"
writes:


The very first personal computers had very crude (or only
ascii character) graphics. Why folks think that ham radio has stood still
for 30 or 40 or 50 years beats the heck out of me ...

Ahem, Jim, the first thing that comes to mind is "morse code." :-)



Then again, that's the first thing to come to your mind when someone
writes of helium balloons or of amateur radio in an emergency or of the
ARRL, or of military communications. :-) :-)


And there you have it. Somehow or another, every thread seems to get
turned into Morse code.

Morse code is like my socks. I like to wear them, but I don't always
want to talk about my socks.


"Morse code is like your socks?!?"

That is indeed strange!

Shall we "sock it to you?" [defunct TV show phrase]

Do you use a straight sock or do you have bugs in your shoes?

Oddly enough, there are some who only want to talk about socks.


You have to quit hanging around those foot fetishists.

Are you demanding all who take a U.S. amateur radio license test
wear socks?

Why?

Maybe you want restaurants to change their "no shoes, no service"
signs to include "no morse code ability, no service?"

How long have you had this obsession about socks?

Do you like to use the phrase "that socks?"

You are most strange.



Posted 18 Jan 05




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