The following news is noted in the GEARVAKf (the "f" is silent) Bulletin.

"White Noise" Opposed By EEOC
-----------------------------

Use of the term "white noise" to describe the production of signals over a
wide range of frequencies by the cosmos, atmospheric electrical disturbances,
and radio circuitry, has been condemned by the Equal Electrical Opportunity
Commission (EEOC) as discriminatory.

EEOC spokesperson, Bruce Gweemser, said use of the term is considered
derogatory because it attributes either negative or positive characteristics
of such signals to a particular color. "If the connotation is negative," he
explained, "then Americans of the light-skinned persuasion may be offended.
On the other hand, if the connotation is positive, Americans of other darker
varieties of skin shading may take offense."

Gweemser said that the EEOC strongly recommends the abandonment of the term
"white noise" and replacement with another, more descriptive one. "Perhaps
'electrical-American noise' might be more appropriate," Gweemser suggested.

-- W8LCZ, et al

Boy some body has way too much time on their hands at the EEOC(whoevery they
are) white, black, pink or blue it's all static.

ve7agw, Al

"KØHB" wrote in message
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The following news is noted in the GEARVAKf (the "f" is silent) Bulletin.

"White Noise" Opposed By EEOC
-----------------------------

Use of the term "white noise" to describe the production of signals over
a
wide range of frequencies by the cosmos, atmospheric electrical
disturbances,
and radio circuitry, has been condemned by the Equal Electrical
Opportunity
Commission (EEOC) as discriminatory.

EEOC spokesperson, Bruce Gweemser, said use of the term is considered
derogatory because it attributes either negative or positive
characteristics
of such signals to a particular color. "If the connotation is negative,"
he
explained, "then Americans of the light-skinned persuasion may be
offended.
On the other hand, if the connotation is positive, Americans of other
darker
varieties of skin shading may take offense."

Gweemser said that the EEOC strongly recommends the abandonment of the
term
"white noise" and replacement with another, more descriptive one.
"Perhaps
'electrical-American noise' might be more appropriate," Gweemser
suggested.

-- W8LCZ, et al

"TJ" wrote

Boy some body has way too much time on their hands at the EEOC(whoevery they
are) white, black, pink or blue it's all static.

Read it again with your satire filter deselected.

73, de Hans, K0HB