THE ****CAN MAN
With apologies to "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
- as recorded by Sammy Davis Jr. with the Mike Curb Congregation

Who can take a Wiseman, sprinkle him with Joo
Cover him with shame and a Yiddish name or two
The ****Can Man, oh the ****Can Man can do
The ****Can Man can 'cause he mixes it with truth and makes the world take note

Who can take a gay lame, wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy Wiseman pie
The ****Can Man, the ****Can Man can
The ****Can Man can 'cause he mixes it with truth and makes the world take note

The ****Can Man makes every post he moves go away to **** can limbo
Now you talk about your childhood wishes, Woger's living with the bitches

Oh, who can take NIM Busters, dip it in a dream
Separate the trash and collect up all the cream
The ****Can Man, oh the ****Can Man can
The ****Can Man can 'cause he tends to it with care and makes the board look good

The ****Can Man makes every post he moves go away to **** can limbo
Talk about your childhood wishes, Woger's living with the bitches

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take NIM Busters, dip it in a dream
Separate the trash and collect up all the cream
The ****Can Man, the ****Can Man can
The ****Can Man can 'cause he tends to it with care and makes the board look good
Yes, the ****Can Man can 'cause he tends to it with care and makes the board look good
a-****Can Man, a-****Can Man, a-****Can Man
****Can Man, a-****Can Man, a-****Can Man
****Can Man, a-****Can Man, a-****Can Man