From: on Aug 24, 7:32 pm

wrote:
From: "Dan/W4NTI" on Wed 24 Aug 2005 00:12

You want to give these Liberal taught kids a lesson in self respect?

Draft them into the military.

That will fix the situation in LESS than a generation.

Don't y'all LOVE it when Dannie do his George C. Scott imitation
from the movie "Patton?" Gotta love that Amateur Radio Service
Uniform, the shiny helmet, polished riding boots (no mud from the
Fulda Gap on them, nossir!), all those Medals of glorious ham
service, the chrome-plated morse key in its holster at his side!

With ivory finger pieces?

Right. [grips really] I forgot the Croix de Gruyere around his
neck (the cheese, not the Croix du Guerre medal).

The huge American flag behind him on the stage is quite effective.
However, the equally huge banner saying DEATH TO NO-CODERS! is a
bit tacky.

Compassionate No-Codism is about to erupt. Or maybe not.

Doubt it. That was a Cold War Hero talking, a veteran of the
Fulda Gap Campaign...!


Here's some recruits to "be taught a lesson through military
service...they haven't served yet:"

James Miccolis
Brian Kelly
Michael Coslo
Dee Flint

Tension-hutt! Keep a straight line! Eyes front! No talking
in ranks! You OBEY DAN, do whatever he say! He be da new
Dill Sergeant! He God!

You forgot "Fall In" and "Taller Tap." Aw forgeddit. It would be
wasted on that group.

True. I think all but Dee ran off to Canada to avoid serving...


Welp, at least Kelly has "real military experience." Probably photo'd
Steve washing down the Geedunk. Photo's stamped "FOUO" and faxed to
the NSA.

I can't "bear" the thought of that... :-)

bam hit