Let me tell you something, I’ve been to both
prison and the nut house
and the big house is a whole lot better. In prison
I had this big black
daddy by the name of Bubba Johnson who always
looked out for me and made
the other darkies pay me in cigs for sucking their
dicks and giving up
my brown hole. I didn’t have to talk to no head
shrinking doctors
neither about why I was so mad at the world and my
mother that I would
beat up on her 73 year old ass! The only bad thing
about prison was that
they wouldn’t let me write Lloyd and tell him how
he is my only love.
That kind of sucked. Also now since prison my
sphincters will never be
the same. Sometimes when I laugh real hard (which
really isn’t all that
often because I’m not all that happy a person
since Lardass is rejecting
me) a warm brown liquid oozes down my leg and
stains my white fruit of
the looms all brown in back, also when I walk to
the store (too many
DUI’s to drive) if I don’t use a lot of cologne I
tend to smell really
really bad. All in all though if I had my druthers
I’d much rather be in
prison (especially if Lardass would come and visit
me)!



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