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Bernie Bignose wrote:
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Cry, porky, cry..............


I ain't no PORKY! (I may like my 4 eggs and bacon and pancakes
for breakfast, but I'm only 300 pounds and that ain't much...BEEFCAKE!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA 300 pounds! What a fatass!
No wonder you are a virgin!

Hey! I'm not fat I'm big-boned!
Beefcake - BulkUp - auuurghhh!

PPPFHBBBBLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
(gotta stop eatin all those eggs that makes me fart like a 4-8-8-4 steam
train whistle)