I don't celebrate and have withdrawn from the prezzie cycle
for some years because it's a most difficult time for alcoholics
and the time of year when one is most likely to have a "slip"
(as it is termed in AA) if one is not on one's guard all the time.

However, as I have to find humour from within myself and not
rely on some external drug, on the occasions when I do
go to social gatherings, I am accused of being the drunkest
person present!

So, alcoholism has one big advantage - I don't pay out loads
of shekels to give to other people loads of things they don't
really want and get in return loads of things that I don't
really want! The spare cash that I have goes to the
purchase of components that I do want!

PS.There's a new condom on the market this Christmas, the
"Sant Claus" model.

It's 6 foot long!

Why? Because he only "comes" once a year, and when he
does, he fills up your stockings!



Walt Davidson wrote:
On 21 Dec 2005 00:34:22 -0800, "Pierian Spring"
wrote:

What's Santa bringing you this year, Gareth?