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If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

A joke for the Winter Solstice season, largely known
as "Christmas" because the Christians have shown their
true mettle over the years by burning at the stake those
who opposed them, and yet who have parasitised so
much of their opponents' beliefs such as Yule Logs,
Holly, Ivy, sacred sites and the choice of this time to
year, all as a means of insidious propaganda.

What a truly nasty sect are the Christians! (They even
went so far as to torture those who claimed to be
Christian but who objected to rule from
Rome, seeming to lose sight of the fact that the origins are
not in Rome but in Palestinianstan!)

If the Christian god really exists, then he must have a pretty
sick sense of humour - sending that Tsunami last Boxing
Day. He must also be pretty thick - in an age that has
encompassed the postal service, carrier pigeons, heliographs,
semaphore, telegraphy, telephones, radio, television, GSM,
GPS, Satellite TV, and the Internet - when he wants to
communicate with humanity he sends a tsunami? That God
seems as thick as those who believe in him!

Anyway, to keep this on topic, taking the lead from
the title of the thread.....

Q. If the answer is, "Cockrobin", what is the question?
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A. "What's this up my arse, Batman?"

And, one final question remains to be answered....

What is Ham Radio?

Ham Radio is a technical pursuit for those who
are interested in the science of radio wave
propagation and who are also interested in the
way that their radios function. It has a long-standing
tradition of providing a source of engineers who
are born naturals.

Ham Radio awakens in its aficionados a whole-life
fascination with all things technical and gives
an all-abiding curiosity to improve one's scientific
knowledge. It's a great swimming pool, please dive in!

This excitement causes a wish to share the experience
with ones fellow man, and shows itself in the
gentlemanly traditions of Ham Radio.

Radio Hams are in a unique privileged position in that
they can construct and operate their own equipment! No-one
else has this privilege. Users, such as broadcasters,
the po lice and armed farces, CBers and mobile phone
users have to purchase ready-made gear. Manufacturers
are not licensed to operate their gear. Radio Hams
are qualified to design, build and then
operate their own pieces of equipment. They do this
with gusto, and also repair and modify their own
equipment. This is a privilege well worth the effort
to gain, and one to be jealously guarded.

The excitement that drives a Radio Ham starts with
relatively simple technologies at first, perhaps making
his own Wimshurst machine and primary cells. Small pieces
of test equipment follow, possibly multimeters and signal
generators. Then comes receivers and transmitters. It is with
the latter that communication with like-minded technically
motivated people takes off. The scope for technical
development grows with the years
and now encompasses DSP and DDS. There is also a great deal
of excitement in the areas of computer programming to
be learnt and applied.

The technical excitement motivates Radio Hams to compete
with each other to determine who has designed and manufactured
the best-quality station. This competitiveness is found in DXing,
competitions and fox-hunts.

-----OOOOO----

However, beware! A Ham Radio licence is such a
desirable thing to have that there are large
numbers of people who wish to be thought of
as Radio Hams when, in fact, they are nothing
of the kind! Usually such people are a
variation of the CB Radio hobbyist; they buy their
radios off the shelf and send them back to be
repaired; they are not interested in technical discussion
and sneer at those who are; they have no idea how
their radios work inside and have no wish to find out;
they are free with rather silly personal insults;
they have not satisfied any technical qualification
and their licences prevent the use of
self-designed-and-built equipment.

These CB types engage in the competitive activities
with their Cheque-Book-purchased off-the-shelf radios
in a forlorn effort to prove that they are Radio Hams.

No _REAL_ Radio Hams are deceived by such people!

-----ooooo-----

One infallible way to disambiguate the CB Radio Hobbyist
from the _REAL_ Radio Ham is to solicit their view of the
difference between CB Radio and Ham Radio. A Radio Ham will
perceive Ham Radio to be a technical pursuit and will
perceive CB Radio to be a social communications facility
no different in essence to a land-line telephone or a
GSM mobile in the hands of a 6-year-old. Thus a Radio Ham
could also hold a CB licence safe in the knowledge that
such a licence says no more about him than having a land-line
telephone, whilst continuing to regard Ham Radio as a separate
technical pursuit.

A CB Radio hobbyist, on the other hand, sees no difference between
a Ham Radio licence and a CB Radio licence. To him, they are
sisters-under-the-skin. Wrongly, the CB Radio Hobbyist then
tries to classify himself as the equal of the Radio
Ham when, in fact, he is nothing of the kind. A sure sign of
a CB Radio hobbyist is if he holds, or has ever held, a licence
issued under the gangrenous degeneration that is the
M3/CB Fools' Licence scheme.

-----ooooo-----

One group of people who claim to be of the standard of
Radio Hams but who are in reality nothing more than an
apology for the failure of a CBer are those class B
licensees who falsely proclaimed that they were against
the use of a Morse Test to control access to the HF
bands, until, that is, a test was introduced at their
intellectual level, the intellectual level of 6-year-olds.

6 year-olds simply lack the mathematical tool kit to
enable them to handle even the simplest algebraic manipulation
for Ohm's Law and thus, the disgraceful Class Ber's in
the aforementioned category are not Radio Hams by any stretch
of the imagination!

Remember - A sure sign of a CB Radio hobbyist is if he holds,
or has ever held, a licence issued under the gangrenous
degeneration that is the M3/CB Fools' Licence scheme!

more hate from "polymath"

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

I don't celebrate and have withdrawn from the prezzie cycle
for some years because it's a most difficult time for alcoholics
and the time of year when one is most likely to have a "slip"
(as it is termed in AA) if one is not on one's guard all the time.

However, as I have to find humour from within myself and not
rely on some external drug, on the occasions when I do
go to social gatherings, I am accused of being the drunkest
person present!

So, alcoholism has one big advantage - I don't pay out loads
of shekels to give to other people loads of things they don't
really want and get in return loads of things that I don't
really want! The spare cash that I have goes to the
purchase of components that I do want!

PS.There's a new condom on the market this Christmas, the
"Sant Claus" model.

It's 6 foot long!

Why? Because he only "comes" once a year, and when he
does, he fills up your stockings!

Walt Davidson wrote:
On 21 Dec 2005 00:34:22 -0800, "Pierian Spring"
wrote:

What's Santa bringing you this year, Gareth?

why must ham radio have clases of liecen what tdo we get except the devisive bullshit arists

Walt Davidson wrote:
On 21 Dec 2005 00:34:22 -0800, "Pierian Spring"
wrote:

[snip]

What's Santa bringing you this year, Gareth?

I hope he skips him after all his hate does not deserve even coal coal
is valueble

73 de Wlat

--
Walt Davidson Email: g3nyy @despammed.com

more hate from "polymath"

If you wish to be ever perceived as a Childish Broadcaster (CBer),
then carry right on with the Childish Broadcasting (CB) such
as you utter below.

Grow up!

Stupid boy.

an old friend wrote:

cuting the bull****

why do you bother asshole

why must ham radio have clases of liecen what tdo we get except the devisive bullshit arists

"coal coal"?

ITYM "Coca Cola"!

PS. Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?

He drowned in a pool of VIMTO!

(For the benefit of the unchristian Yankland warmongers, "VIMTO" is
a Britland children's drink. (As are,
"Alcopops" these days, by alla accounts!))

an old friend wrote:
Walt Davidson wrote:
On 21 Dec 2005 00:34:22 -0800, "Pierian Spring"
wrote:

[snip]

What's Santa bringing you this year, Gareth?

I hope he skips him after all his hate does not deserve even coal coal
is valueble

73 de Wlat

--
Walt Davidson Email: g3nyy @despammed.com

why must ham radio have clases of liecen what tdo we get except the devisive bullshit arists

"alla"? What a (divinely inspired?) typo!!!!!!

"By all accounts"!!!!!

Pierian Spring wrote:
"coal coal"?

ITYM "Coca Cola"!

PS. Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?

He drowned in a pool of VIMTO!

(For the benefit of the unchristian Yankland warmongers, "VIMTO" is
a Britland children's drink. (As are,
"Alcopops" these days, by alla accounts!))

an old friend wrote:
Walt Davidson wrote:
On 21 Dec 2005 00:34:22 -0800, "Pierian Spring"
wrote:

[snip]

What's Santa bringing you this year, Gareth?

I hope he skips him after all his hate does not deserve even coal coal
is valueble

73 de Wlat

--
Walt Davidson Email: g3nyy @despammed.com

an old friend wrote:
Pierian Spring wrote:
A joke for the Winter Solstice season, largely known
as "Christmas" because the Christians have shown their
true mettle over the years by burning at the stake those
who opposed them, and yet who have parasitised so
much of their opponents' beliefs such as Yule Logs,
Holly, Ivy, sacred sites and the choice of this time to
year, all as a means of insidious propaganda.

cuting the bull####

why do you bother ###hole

Good question, Markie.

Perian, why DO you bother Markie?

Steve, K4YZ

FAQ What is Xmas??

"Pierian Spring" wrote in message
oups.com...
I don't celebrate and have withdrawn from the prezzie cycle
for some years because it's a most difficult time for alcoholics
and the time of year when one is most likely to have a "slip"
(as it is termed in AA) if one is not on one's guard all the time.

My personal reasonal reasons for celebrating Christmas is to look back and
on my previous 12 months achievements, also to take time out from a busy
work schedule (the aerospace industry doesn't run itself you know!!) and
spend time amongst friends and family. Even exchanging gifts as a token of
appreciation for being there thru the ups and downs of the past year and to
look forward to whatever the future holds. A beer here, a spirit there and
the odd mince pie does no harm.Indeed, a wondorous time for even the
strongest disbelievers!

....and a good excused to get ****ed for a week and a bit!!!

the true asshole of RRap priate another thread for his hate athon and act stupid in the baragn

K4YZ wrote:
an old friend wrote:
Pierian Spring wrote:
A joke for the Winter Solstice season, largely known
as "Christmas" because the Christians have shown their
true mettle over the years by burning at the stake those
who opposed them, and yet who have parasitised so
much of their opponents' beliefs such as Yule Logs,
Holly, Ivy, sacred sites and the choice of this time to
year, all as a means of insidious propaganda.

cuting the bull####

why do you bother ###hole

more the forgery that you are famous for stevie and the one of the
reasons for the flamewar

Good question, Markie.

Perian, why DO you bother Markie?

why isn't stevie smart enough to ask the right person

asshole

Steve, K4YZ

why must ham radio have clases of liecen what tdo we get except the devisive bullshit arists

And an interesting revelation recently was that the
red-coated Daddy Xmas isn't traditional (He was
originally GREEN, and an extension of the Celt's
interest in the evergreen trees, those that did not die
and that therefore were immortal).

The red colouring ("coloring" for the benefit of
the unchristian warmongers of Yankland) came
about as a Coca Cola advert!

Pierian Spring wrote:
"coal coal"?

ITYM "Coca Cola"!

More Markie Mularkie

an old friend wrote:
K4YZ wrote:
an old friend wrote:
Pierian Spring wrote:
A joke for the Winter Solstice season, largely known
as "Christmas" because the Christians have shown their
true mettle over the years by burning at the stake those
who opposed them, and yet who have parasitised so
much of their opponents' beliefs such as Yule Logs,
Holly, Ivy, sacred sites and the choice of this time to
year, all as a means of insidious propaganda.

cuting the bull####

why do you bother ###hole

more the forgery that you are famous for stevie and the one of the
reasons for the flamewar

There's no forgery here, Markie.

I simply choose to not promulgate your profanities.

Good question, Markie.

Perian, why DO you bother Markie?

why isn't stevie smart enough to ask the right person

I DID ask the right person, Markie.

You said (to Pierian) "why do you bother ###hole"

And I agreed...I asked Pierian why he was bothering you...That WAS
your question...

###hole

Sober up, PaganBoy. You're talking about yourself again.

Steve, K4YZ

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

Walt Davidson wrote:
What's Santa bringing you this year, Gareth?

A fresh supply of lithium carbonate, hopefully.

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

If you wish ever to be perceived as a Childish Broadcaster (CBer)
then carry right on with your Childish Broadcasting (CB) such
as you utter below.

Grow up, Mike Gathergood!

Stupid boy.

wrote:
Walt Davidson wrote:
What's Santa bringing you this year, Gareth?

A fresh supply of lithium carbonate, hopefully.

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

To the person known variously as, "Ever
Diminishing Signal to Noise Ratio", "G4GCJ",
"Catweazel", "MJN", and "Frances Fuller"...

If you wish for ever to be perceived as a Childish Broadcaster (CBer)
then continue with your gratuitous Childish Broadcasting (CB) that
you use below.

I never troll. The poisoning of the world of Radio Hammery by
the M3/CBer and his spawn is not something to be ignored
and must be tackled at every opportunity.

Grow up FRANCES!

Stupid child.

Ever Diminishing Signal to Noise Ratio wrote:
sigh.
Please don't feed the Troll.

more hate from "polymath"

I must take you up on that slur, for you seem to
have misunderstood, (perhaps deliberately?) what
is being said.

There is no hate whatsoever in welcoming with
open arms all those who wish to be part of the
technical pursuit that is Ham Radio.

There is no hate in setting ourselves apart from
those who are not Radio Hams in an effort to
preserve our hard-earned rights.

There is no hate in correcting those who have been
misled by some desperate Billies-No-Mates to think
that they are Radio Hams, when, in fact, they are nothing
of the kind!

No. There is no hate whatsoever in what I publish; merely
a statement of who we are, and encouragement to exert
themselves to those who would join us!

an old friend wrote:

you publish the lame hate week after week

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

Drunkest!!!...no such word...I'm sure it's "most drunk"...as in "most drunk
person there"...

--

Chaney

Chaney's World
www.chaney.i12.com

"Pierian Spring" wrote in message
oups.com...
I don't celebrate and have withdrawn from the prezzie cycle
for some years because it's a most difficult time for alcoholics
and the time of year when one is most likely to have a "slip"
(as it is termed in AA) if one is not on one's guard all the time.

However, as I have to find humour from within myself and not
rely on some external drug, on the occasions when I do
go to social gatherings, I am accused of being the drunkest
person present!

So, alcoholism has one big advantage - I don't pay out loads
of shekels to give to other people loads of things they don't
really want and get in return loads of things that I don't
really want! The spare cash that I have goes to the
purchase of components that I do want!

PS.There's a new condom on the market this Christmas, the
"Sant Claus" model.

It's 6 foot long!

Why? Because he only "comes" once a year, and when he
does, he fills up your stockings!

Walt Davidson wrote:
On 21 Dec 2005 00:34:22 -0800, "Pierian Spring"
wrote:

What's Santa bringing you this year, Gareth?

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

Pierian Spring wrote:
A joke for the Winter Solstice season, largely known
as "Christmas" because the Christians have shown their
true mettle over the years by burning at the stake those
who opposed them, and yet who have parasitised so
much of their opponents' beliefs such as Yule Logs,
Holly, Ivy, sacred sites and the choice of this time to
year, all as a means of insidious propaganda.

What a truly nasty sect are the Christians! (They even
went so far as to torture those who claimed to be
Christian but who objected to rule from
Rome, seeming to lose sight of the fact that the origins are
not in Rome but in Palestinianstan!)

Readers may like to be reminded that Gareth was once a very devout Christian
(look up the archives).

What happened, Gareth baby? Did they make you an outcast? Where you not
wanted?

Awwww
--
huLLy
Mobile phone 07976 123278
ICQ 136-987-925

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

huLLy wrote:

Readers may like to be reminded that Gareth was once a very devout
Christian (look up the archives).

What happened, Gareth baby? Did they make you an outcast? Where you
not wanted?

Awwww

Having thought about this, I suspect that he wandered into church one Sunday
so drunk that he threw up all over the vicar. Ah yes, everything else just
falls into place now...
--
huLLy
Mobile phone 07976 123278
ICQ 136-987-925

why must ham radio have clases of liecen what tdo we get except the devisive bullshit arists

Pierian Spring wrote:
The red colouring ("coloring" for the benefit of
the unchristian warmongers of Yankland) came
about as a Coca Cola advert!

Yet more (G4) Sad Drivel from Wiltshire? See
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp

It's not the class of licence the amateur holds, it's the class of
amateur who holds the licence.

why must ham radio have clases of liecen what tdo we get except the devisive bullshit arists

If you wish to perceived for ever as a Childish Broadcaster (CBer),
then carry right on with the rather sad and infantile Childish
Broadcasting (CB) such as you use below.

Grow up, Mike Gathergood!

Stupid boy.

wrote:
Pierian Spring wrote:
The red colouring ("coloring" for the benefit of
the unchristian warmongers of Yankland) came
about as a Coca Cola advert!

Yet more (G4) Sad Drivel from Wiltshire? See
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp

It's not the class of licence the amateur holds, it's the class of
amateur who holds the licence.

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

wrote in message
ups.com...

Walt Davidson wrote:
What's Santa bringing you this year, Gareth?

A fresh supply of lithium carbonate, hopefully.

More like thioridazine, chlorpromazine etc.

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

DrBoris wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...

Walt Davidson wrote:
What's Santa bringing you this year, Gareth?

A fresh supply of lithium carbonate, hopefully.

More like thioridazine, chlorpromazine etc.

NWTAP, but his postings are more symptomatic of bipolar disorder than
of senile dementure.

Focused rage at the new licensing scheme, misdirected rantings at the
new licensees who are merely progressing through the licensing régime
as it now stands --- mixed with a manic fixation that everybody else in
the UK shares his rage, and that he alone can fix it by repetitive
posting of the same tedious drivel umpteen times a week. The other
fixation with (as he puts it) "kiddie fiddlers" is indicative of the
heightened libido often associated with manic depression.

In any case, if Wiltshire Primary Healthcare Trust can't afford the
frontal lobotamy and 4 rolls of double-thickness rubber wallpaper that
he so desparately needs, they certainly can't afford thioridazine.

73
Mike G4KFK
www.g4kfk.co.uk

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

Oops, seem to have lost the cross-posted groups again!

Pierian Spring wrote:
I am a decent, civilised law-abiding citizen. I _NEVER_
originate personal attacks; I _NEVER_ initiate the
behaviour of the playground; I _NEVER_ post grossly
offensive articles purporting to be from someone else, articles
that are severe breaches of the Malicious Communications
Act, the Forgery Act and the Telecommunications Act. I
_NEVER_ seek to justify infantile behaviour simply because I
have none. I _NEVER_ proffer hypocritical apologies.

It is entirely right for you to suggest that you are different
from me. There is hope for you, yet.

Leigh Preece wrote:
For once, despite our differences

why must ham radio have clases of liecen what tdo we get except the devisive bullshit arists

Pierian Spring wrote:
If you wish to perceived for ever as a Childish Broadcaster (CBer),
then carry right on with the rather sad and infantile Childish
Broadcasting (CB) such as you use below.

Grow up, Mike Gathergood!

Stupid boy.

This is, of course, not a personal attack!
--
huLLy
Mobile phone 07976 123278
ICQ 136-987-925

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

"Pierian Spring" wrote in message
oups.com...

Snip ****

**** off, Evans.

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

"DrBoris" wrote:

oh look! the good doctor has surfaced.

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

In whatever guise he appears, the incurable CBer Not-Ham, a
self confessed criminal pirate, is as childish and as foul as ever.....

Insofar as he is a criminal, then we pay him no further heed.

guv wrote:
"Pierian Spring" wrote in message
oups.com...

Snip ****

**** off, Evans.

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

Pierian Spring wrote:
In whatever guise he appears, the incurable CBer Not-Ham, a
self confessed criminal pirate, is as childish and as foul as
ever.....

Insofar as he is a criminal, then we pay him no further heed.

guv wrote:
"Pierian Spring" wrote in message
oups.com...

Snip ****

**** off, Evans.

Is that your 'software' that you wrote, Evans, to determine that the post
you quoted was mine?
As ever, you're completely wrong. Kinda sums up your dismal life, doesn't
it?
Are you drunk yet? Getting in the mood for some baaadroom antics with
Elisabeth?
I've never been arrested. How many times is it for you? Do you have a
favourite cell at the Chippenham nick?

Total loser, Evans.
--
huLLy
Mobile phone 07976 123278
ICQ 136-987-925

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

If you wish to be for ever perceived to be a Childish Broadcaster
(CBer)
then carry on, as you do below, with your Childish Broadcasting (CB).

Not only is it unprofessional but it is also a criminal act for
a ship's radio "officer" to attempt to pass himself off as a
medical professional.

Grow up, Mike Gathergood!

Stupid boy.

wrote:

You're right, of course. It was unprofessional to attempt a remote
diagnosis. Besides, a face-to-face consultation would be fascinating -
there must be enough material there for an entire conference.

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

"guv" wrote:

xxxx xxx, xxxxx.

the foul mouthed cb'er ....

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

"huLLy" wrote:

Are you drunk yet? Getting in the mood for some baaadroom antics with
xxxxxxxxx?

there you go again...
giving a green light to all and sundry to mention your own wife BY NAME !!

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

zYYPK wrote:
"huLLy" wrote:

Are you drunk yet? Getting in the mood for some baaadroom antics with
xxxxxxxxx?

there you go again...
giving a green light to all and sundry to mention your own wife BY
NAME !!

No, it was already in the public domain, mention by Gareth himself many a
time. So there's not really a problem, is there. If he hadn't mentioned his
wife's name, neither would I.
--
huLLy
Mobile phone 07976 123278
ICQ 136-987-925

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

"huLLy" wrote:

there you go again...
giving a green light to all and sundry to mention your own wife BY
NAME !!

No, it was already in the public domain, mention by Gareth himself many a

wrong !

i'm sure another on here will confirm.

why must ham radio have clases of liecen what tdo we get except the devisive bullshit arists

If the answer's, "M3", it must be a bloody silly question!

Not-Ham seems desperate to justify his infantile and gratuious
offensive outbursts. There is no justification for such anti-social,
obsessive, and maladjusted behaviour as he demonstrates.

He is a deranged looney BEYOND ANY SHADOW OF A DOUBT.

He is also very immature if he will not take personal responsibilty
for his own actions.

I have _NEVER_ mentioned my wife's name in this NG, nor that of
my children, nor that of my grandchildren.

Those who seek to do so and cause harassment and distress thereby
are sick in the mind.

zYYPK wrote:
"huLLy" wrote:

there you go again...
giving a green light to all and sundry to mention your own wife BY
NAME !!

No, it was already in the public domain, mention by Gareth himself many a

wrong !

i'm sure another on here will confirm.