These CB types engage in the competitive activities
with their Cheque-Book-purchased off-the-shelf radios
in a forlorn effort to prove that they are Radio Hams.

No _REAL_ Radio Hams are deceived by such people!


Yasue, Trio, kenwood, Icom, etc

bring back steam, moustoches, nylon Y fronts,
(of course you you have to wash them once a week)
braces, and of course go around hating people
and create a class war, lets try and see the bad
in everything,