I like hairs on my food
I like to vomit in my bed
People think I'm crude
cause I like to poke things that are dead

I like to urinate in my pants
and then hop on a public bus
Then pop the boil on my butt
and squeeze out all the pus

I like to blow my nose on my sleeve
I like to cough up mucous and phlem
I like to do this in front of strangers
Then I like to stare at them

I like to take a dump
on my neighbor's brand new Saab
and ask if he can tell
that for lunch I had corn on the cob


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ROGER THE COWARD wrote:
bs

bs nothing but bs

Lardass Lloyd THE COWARD wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHA another one for the archives two test.

Sort of like

The Great Pumpkin
Birmingham Post-Herald
October 14, 2000


Police arrested Lloyd A. Davies, a 27 year old white male, resident of
Athens, Alabama in the Anderson Pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davies

will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency,
and public intoxication at the Athens Municipal Courthouse Monday. The
suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he
decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
wasn't." he stated in a phone interview from the Athens Municipal
Courthouse Jail.
Davies went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut
a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I
was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment. In the process, Torrance apparently failed to notice the

Athens Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience

until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual
situation, sure." said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davies) and
he's... just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davies. "I

just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect, and then
looked me straight in the face and said,
'A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"

AltTest wrote:
In article . com
wrote:


Lardass Lloyd THE COWARD wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHA another one for the archives two test.

Sort of like poor fatty


Flush.

Getting a meal already, ****eater??

sucked off an_old_friend wrote:
wrote:

starting out with a lie
sucked off an_old_friend wrote:
bs nothing but bs

From you, Toad and Lardass, Markie.

I don't Bs you are all BS

No, you are all BS, dip****.

wrote:


Lardass Lloyd THE COWARD wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHA another one for the archives two test.


Getting a meal already, ****eater??




--
"There you have it: Just start talking about fags, asses, or
cocksucking, and Woger comes stumbling in stepping on his crank, with
both cap guns blazing." -- John Kimball

Awwwww bull****!
Everyone knows you go get some beef liver
at the meat counter in the grocery store then
heat it up in the microwave, put it in a plastic
bag with a dic-sized hole in it and go to town......

Sheesh! Pumpkins!! You damm kids know nothing these days!

wrote in message
ups.com...

Lardass Lloyd THE COWARD wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHA another one for the archives two test.

Sort of like

The Great Pumpkin
Birmingham Post-Herald
October 14, 2000


Police arrested Lloyd A. Davies, a 27 year old white male, resident of
Athens, Alabama in the Anderson Pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davies

will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency,
and public intoxication at the Athens Municipal Courthouse Monday. The
suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he
decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
wasn't." he stated in a phone interview from the Athens Municipal
Courthouse Jail.
Davies went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut
a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I
was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment. In the process, Torrance apparently failed to notice the

Athens Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience

until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual
situation, sure." said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davies) and
he's... just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davies. "I

just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect, and then
looked me straight in the face and said,
'A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"

Fatass IARN hamfest groupie wrote:
more bs

Not too smart Lloyd wrote:
Getting a meal already, ****eater??

Why, is your plate of **** already gone, fatty?