George Orwell wrote, under the subject "Ota pikkuhousut pois ja
pyllistä, lutka", in a language he can neither understand nor prounounce:

The little yellow...

So far, so good.

...****ty car...

Awwww, you've started to go astray already. It is late model and in
good shape. How's yours?

...goes back and forth twice a week
five days a week.

It looks like you've got yourself a conundrum there, Roger.

The Finnish ex-WHORE...

There you go drifting astray again.

must not even be a U.S.
citizen...

My, my. That's wrong too. She's been a U.S. citizen for quite a long
time. She has all the same rights as an American as *you*. She
manages not to abuse her rights they way you have.

... or has such a bad driving record she can't even get a
driver's licence.

The the U.S., it is "license". She doesn't have a bad driving record.
She doesn't have a driving record at all.

In order to save time demonstrating the makeup
she sells, she wears several layers on her ghastly face...

I see two problems with your silliness. 1) She doesn't demonstrate the
makeup on herself. She demonstrates the cosmetics on the customers. 2)
She has a lovely face.

...to hide
the wrinkles

That is also incorrect. She is quite young and doesn't have wrinkles.
Perhaps when she is older, she'll have some.

... and to show the customer an sxample of every
cosmetic in stock.

She'd be happy to show you "sxamples", UnWiseman. Drift on by and
introduce yourself. There's a fellow in store security she'd like you
to meet.

She makes Tammy Faye Bakker look like she
wears no makeup at all.

Naw, that's just more demented raving from the Glen Dale sociopath.

Dave K8MN