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Very funny gag, life's a bitch ain't it? Especially to the technology
lame. Oh well, just no mean stuff. I personally will keep it funny but not costly or nasty, well... that is if it ever happens. :-) |
Why would this prompt more legislation restricting radios and scanners?
Scanners don't transmit, and they already have enough adiquate laws concerning transmitters. New ones won't solve anything. Does the government actually NEED a reason to take away more freedom? Not anymore... |
Damn! I did'nt know N9PGE was working at a drive-through now!
Thomas wrote: "Mike Burch" wrote in message news:V0LLb.11500$xy6.31154@attbi_s02... Very funny gag, life's a bitch ain't it? Especially to the technology lame. Oh well, just no mean stuff. I personally will keep it funny but not costly or nasty, well... that is if it ever happens. :-) Hey. It IS kinda funny to order an onion burger and a six pack...then listen to the kids ask each other, "Did you hear that?". It brightens up their mundane fast food job and it drives the wannabe managers nuts! Just don't tell the Ebonics customers that they should speak English. I did that once and the chatter was hilarious! "You be pokin fun at me?". No, I just can't unnerstan you. "Whassup wif you, bitch?" Give your order again, please, and speak slowly. "I done tole you what I want, bitch. Unnerstan what I be saying?" I'm sorry, please repeat your order? "I done tole you once you mufuh bitch an' I ain't sayin' it again." I'm sorry. I didn't understand you. What was your order? "You bitch, I be gonna drive aroun' and come in de door an whup yer honkey ass!" Would you like fries with that, sir? "You be messin' wif me, Honkey. I gonna git you fired." Please drive around. The police are waiting. "I gots places to go bitch. Cancel my order cuz I be outta here." |
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Try on some of these tried and proven lines..."Turn that piece of **** off,
I cant hear you"...."Judging by what your driving, your having a glass of water and a toothpick RIGHT SPORT!"...."I'm sorry..were closed. The Board of health closed us for vermin infestation..but we should be open by tommorrow if we catch most of these little *******s"..."Congratulations!!! your our 10,000th customer and your lunch is FREE!!!"..."our chiliburgers causes severe farting..are you wearing underwear" "Please drive to the THIRD window" (store only has TWO windows)...the sky is the limit...be creative and maybe record a few of them...for parties...Eddie "Arf! Arf!" wrote in message ... Damn! I did'nt know N9PGE was working at a drive-through now! Thomas wrote: "Mike Burch" wrote in message news:V0LLb.11500$xy6.31154@attbi_s02... Very funny gag, life's a bitch ain't it? Especially to the technology lame. Oh well, just no mean stuff. I personally will keep it funny but not costly or nasty, well... that is if it ever happens. :-) Hey. It IS kinda funny to order an onion burger and a six pack...then listen to the kids ask each other, "Did you hear that?". It brightens up their mundane fast food job and it drives the wannabe managers nuts! Just don't tell the Ebonics customers that they should speak English. I did that once and the chatter was hilarious! "You be pokin fun at me?". No, I just can't unnerstan you. "Whassup wif you, bitch?" Give your order again, please, and speak slowly. "I done tole you what I want, bitch. Unnerstan what I be saying?" I'm sorry, please repeat your order? "I done tole you once you mufuh bitch an' I ain't sayin' it again." I'm sorry. I didn't understand you. What was your order? "You bitch, I be gonna drive aroun' and come in de door an whup yer honkey ass!" Would you like fries with that, sir? "You be messin' wif me, Honkey. I gonna git you fired." Please drive around. The police are waiting. "I gots places to go bitch. Cancel my order cuz I be outta here." |
Asked and answered.
Zig Zag wrote: wrote in message ... He ain't. That's N9PGE! On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 03:19:25 -0500, Arf! Arf! wrote: Damn! I did'nt know N9PGE was working at a drive-through now! Where do you work? |
Fatass Slater is in Indiana. Him and K9BSD are conjugal queers.
Roger wrote: "HARLEYBUM" wrote in message m... Try on some of these tried and proven lines..."Turn that piece of **** off, I cant hear you"...."Judging by what your driving, your having a glass of water and a toothpick RIGHT SPORT!"...."I'm sorry..were closed. The Board of health closed us for vermin infestation..but we should be open by tommorrow if we catch most of these little *******s"..."Congratulations!!! your our 10,000th customer and your lunch is FREE!!!"..."our chiliburgers causes severe farting..are you wearing underwear" "Please drive to the THIRD window" (store only has TWO windows)...the sky is the limit...be creative and maybe record a few of them...for parties...Eddie Too funny...and accurate. Perhaps the unemployed Turd Herders down around Georgia could take a hint. Unemployment compensation aint where it is at unless one is by nature a lazy no-good unemployable bum. You know the type. Give them a few bucks each week with a booze store nearby and they are happy as can be. Their only bill is the $50.00 a month they have to pay the Court. Life is grand for these low-lifes. |
"Tim" wrote in
: Messing with a mans pizza is just wrong. Shame on you. Correct you are. I was like 17 at the time what can I say .. "Rico" wrote in message 9.130... "Woolridge" wrote in : http://www.freep.com/news/statewire/...4_20040108.htm good one. I think my best scanner realted prank was me and a friend were listening to cordless phones and someone on their block ordered a pizza from Dominos,with pepperoni and xtra cheese. ,After he hung up,an idea flashed through my mind. I asked my buddy what dominos number is (since all people in the neighborhood would be calling the same dominos) So I called and said 'Yeah this is Jim,I just ordered a large pepperoni pizza for xxxxxx street - I was wondering if you can make that green peppers,pineapple and xtra anchovies instead',to which they replied ..'No problem!.' You shoulda heard that guy call them back and cuss them out..Saying 'Dammit I hate anchovies ... Why the hell would I order xtra anchovies !!' ----== Posted via Newsfeed.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeed.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 100,000 Newsgroups ---= 19 East/West-Coast Specialized Servers - Total Privacy via Encryption =--- |
Oops.... Looks like some of the helpful "contributors" are now going to be
bate for the SPAM-BOTS... How unfortunate for them... Please note that I have altered them for their protection... Not that it matters anymore, but hey, it's the thought that counts... PH "Trace..." tracey12_12@yahoo wrote in message ... Have Fun! This list was compiled from numerous posts on the Internet news groups alt.radio.scanner and rec.radio.scanner from many posters, among them: 1. Robert H. Eisner rheisner@pacbell 2. Jospeh E. Hayes III jhayes3r@digizen 3. Bob Grove bob@grove 3. Keith A Monahan kamst39+@pitt * 4. Todd Penney tpenn@atcon. * 5. Brian E. Davis om * 6. Brian Graham briang@inforamp 7. Brian Varine 8. Myles Barkman kg5ai@hotmail 9. Burke Haworth nto * 10. Joe Simon 74270.2227@compuserve * 11. et 12. Brad Steinman edo * 13. 14. Bob Parnass parnass@bell-labs 15. * 16. Berton Carson * 17. ekholm@skypoint 18. Steve Karolek skarolek@execpc 19. Robert Barker robert@eden 20. DennyRB@aol * Outdate e-mail address Thanks for sharing the information! Thanks to Robert Eisner for sending this to the Hounddog. |
"Nitespark" wrote in message news:sywLb.28934$WQ3.5889@lakeread05... If it were YOUR business that you were trying to run and someone was cursing,directing obscenities at your customers, and harassing your customers, would you still think it was "good clean fun"? I dunno if Bill is married or has kids or whatever. He did at least have a mom. You could have some 'good clean fun' and call them whores and what not. I am sure he would just laugh at them with you. I mean it's only 'good clean fun'. |
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