Try on some of these tried and proven lines..."Turn that piece of **** off,
I cant hear you"...."Judging by what your driving, your having a glass of
water and a toothpick RIGHT SPORT!"...."I'm sorry..were closed. The Board of
health closed us for vermin infestation..but we should be open by tommorrow
if we catch most of these little *******s"..."Congratulations!!! your our
10,000th customer and your lunch is FREE!!!"..."our chiliburgers causes
severe farting..are you wearing underwear" "Please drive to the THIRD
window" (store only has TWO windows)...the sky is the limit...be creative
and maybe record a few of them...for parties...Eddie
"Arf! Arf!" wrote in message
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Damn! I did'nt know N9PGE was working at a drive-through now!

Thomas wrote:
"Mike Burch" wrote in message
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Very funny gag, life's a bitch ain't it? Especially to the technology
lame. Oh well, just no mean stuff. I personally will keep it funny
but not costly or nasty, well... that is if it ever happens. :-)

Hey. It IS kinda funny to order an onion burger and a six pack...then
listen
to the kids ask each other, "Did you hear that?".
It brightens up their mundane fast food job and it drives the wannabe
managers nuts!
Just don't tell the Ebonics customers that they should speak English. I
did
that once and the chatter was hilarious!
"You be pokin fun at me?".
No, I just can't unnerstan you.
"Whassup wif you, bitch?"
Give your order again, please, and speak slowly.
"I done tole you what I want, bitch. Unnerstan what I be saying?"
I'm sorry, please repeat your order?
"I done tole you once you mufuh bitch an' I ain't sayin' it again."
I'm sorry. I didn't understand you. What was your order?
"You bitch, I be gonna drive aroun' and come in de door an whup yer
honkey
ass!"
Would you like fries with that, sir?
"You be messin' wif me, Honkey. I gonna git you fired."
Please drive around. The police are waiting.
"I gots places to go bitch. Cancel my order cuz I be outta here."