Fatass Slater is in Indiana. Him and K9BSD are conjugal queers.

Roger wrote:

"HARLEYBUM" wrote in message
m...
Try on some of these tried and proven lines..."Turn that piece of **** off,
I cant hear you"...."Judging by what your driving, your having a glass of
water and a toothpick RIGHT SPORT!"...."I'm sorry..were closed. The Board of
health closed us for vermin infestation..but we should be open by tommorrow
if we catch most of these little *******s"..."Congratulations!!! your our
10,000th customer and your lunch is FREE!!!"..."our chiliburgers causes
severe farting..are you wearing underwear" "Please drive to the THIRD
window" (store only has TWO windows)...the sky is the limit...be creative
and maybe record a few of them...for parties...Eddie

Too funny...and accurate. Perhaps the unemployed Turd Herders down around
Georgia could take a hint. Unemployment compensation aint where it is at
unless one is by nature a lazy no-good unemployable bum.
You know the type. Give them a few bucks each week with a booze store nearby
and they are happy as can be.
Their only bill is the $50.00 a month they have to pay the Court. Life is
grand for these low-lifes.