(OT) English to become official language of EU
 

deltaex wrote:

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"Where" or "were"?

You get an "F" for English, and an "A" for making an ass of yourself.

IDIOT!

PLONKERS!

JS

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Hoodia,you took the words right out of my mouth.

Canadians should start looking in their own back yards before they go
gripeing about anybody else.I vote we fold down our U.S.Military
umbrella from over Canada and watch them Squirm.
cuhulin

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wrote in message
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I forget when it was,but one time in America,it was put to a vote
whether America should keep the English language or adopt the German
language.The English language won by one vote.And I am glad it did.
cuhulin


Urban legend.

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On Apr 28, 11:46?pm, "David Eduardo" wrote:
wrote in message

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I forget when it was,but one time in America,it was put to a vote
whether America should keep the English language or adopt the German
language.The English language won by one vote.And I am glad it did.
cuhulin

Urban legend.

"U.S. automakers not jumping into HD Radio"

http://www.reuters.com/article/ousiv...7?pageNumber=1

"Bridge Ratings: Sweat the cell phone and don't count on HD"

"In other words, Bridge says interest in HD radio is decreasing even
as your station works hard to increase awareness. What can I possibly
add to this honest and bleak picture that I haven't said before? My
well-intended warnings about HD's "premature death" seem to be rearing
their ugly heads almost two years later."

http://www.hear2.com/2007/04/bridge_....html#comments

HD Radio - Urban legend.

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"John Smith I" wrote in message
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AF6AY wrote:

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Roger that...whatever you said...?

73, Len AF6AY


LOL!

Just can't shake 'ya today, can I?

Darn, where is Mark when 'ya need him? ;-)

Regards,
JS

Heck. Mark has been writing like that for decades. He even said,
"I realy don't write that badly I do write in ore european mode [sic]"



So, what you call laziness, Mark calls economy of effort. Maybe he is simply
ahead of his time.



Or stupid.

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At that rate,he will be a Five Star General.

About that one vote English language/German language thingy.I looked it
up.If I was mistaken,that Pounds bathroom reader book I read it in a
bunch of years ago was mistaken too.So we was both mistaken.That's the
last time I will read a Pounds bathroom reader book while I am sitting
on the pot! Even Popular Science and Popular Mechanics and the Clarion
(Liar) Ledger news paper lie sometimes.
cuhulin

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On Apr 28, 7:15 pm, wrote:
I forget when it was,but one time in America,it was put to a vote
whether America should keep the English language or adopt the German
language.The English language won by one vote.And I am glad it did.
cuhulin

Me too cause I have no idea how to speak german
NEO

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wrote in message
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At that rate,he will be a Five Star General.

About that one vote English language/German language thingy.I looked it
up.If I was mistaken,that Pounds bathroom reader book I read it in a
bunch of years ago was mistaken too.So we was both mistaken.That's the
last time I will read a Pounds bathroom reader book while I am sitting
on the pot! cuhulin


I think I have this straight now. You are saying that you pound while you
are on the pot?

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I am taking that Gold Star back! Now,Drop and gimme Fifty!
cuhulin

(OT) English to become official language of EU
 

On Apr 28, 6:02 am, Hoodia Gordonii wrote:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one
less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

But within a Hundred Years everyone who lives in
the EU will have to Pray 5-Times a Day in Arabic.

it's a vision thing ~ RHF