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"David Eduardo" wrote:

"Telamon" wrote in message
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In article ,
"David Eduardo" wrote:

"Steve" wrote in message
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And yet, you have a copy of the "certificate of completion" you
received from something you did in high school. You're precisely the
kind of freak who would have all of this stuff.


One document is something my parents would have kept, the other is one I
got
myself.

Here is a new flash for you. Employers want a birth certificate along
with a SS number.

Wrong-o. Employers will accept a passport, since a birth certificate is
required to get one.

Right-o! Hey funny man then you need that birth certificate to get the
passport! Either way you need the birth certificate!

For legal immigrants, a green card (which is now pink) is used as ID,
as empoyers may not be reasonably expected to verify or even be able
to read birth certificates from foreign countries. So there are many
cases where a birth certificate is not required.

You will need it to get a passport.

But not to get it renewed. As long as you renew your passport on
time, you never need a birth certificate after you get your first
passport. My first passport was issued in '58, renewed in '63, and so
on.

So what! You can't get a passport to begin with without a birth
certificate.

Many government agencies will not give you a license to operate a
business without one but since you are fake it's not a problem for
you.

A passport will be considered better than a birth certificate,

It not considered better, it is another document proving where you were
born. This is a problem you have with your history.

as it is less susceptible to falsification.

You are the expert on falsification so I'll have to defer to you on that.

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Telamon
Ventura, California