FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I

have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in

and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her

and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand

and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and

then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

On Oct 9, 9:01 pm, "Burr" wrote:
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I

have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in

and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her

and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand

and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and

then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

I'm quite sure this qualifies as OFF TOPIC but it did make me
laugh!!! Thanks.

On Oct 9, 7:01 pm, "Burr" wrote:
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I

have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in

and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her

and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand

and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and

then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Burr - I Laughed So Hard -that- I 'Feel' Great ! ~ RHF

On Oct 9, 7:01 pm, "Burr" wrote:
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I

have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in

and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her

and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand

and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and

then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Pretty darned funny! Thanks!

In article ,
"Burr" wrote:

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I

have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in

and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her

and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand

and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and

then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Good one. Here is a favorite of mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0nRvqfiqZI

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Telamon
Ventura, California