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The Amish Farmer:
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." Burr |
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On Jan 13, 6:54*pm, "Burr" wrote:
- - The Amish Farmer: - - An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking - from his pond, with his hand. * - The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben - dahin gesheissen." - Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." - The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. - Please speak in English." - The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." - - Burr - Burr - ROTF & LMAO Big Time ! :o)) ~ RHF |
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Burr wrote:
The Amish Farmer: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." Are these just as funny? ================================= An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Jewish , I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." ================================== ================================== An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Italian, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." =================================== =================================== An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Polish, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." =================================== I also notice you're dumb enough to equate Islam with a nationality/language.. mike |
(OT) : Mike [M II] Once Again You Ain't Got Your Facts Right !
On Jan 13, 7:05*pm, m II wrote:
Burr wrote: The Amish Farmer: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand.. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." Are these just as funny? ================================= An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Jewish , I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." ================================== ================================== An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Italian, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." =================================== =================================== An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Polish, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." =================================== - - I also notice you're dumb enough to equate Islam - with a nationality/language.. - - mike - Mike [M II], I also Notice once again that you do NOT have your 'facts' Right. Burr's original post used the words : "I'm a Muslim" That's Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M While you used the word : "Islam" Which Ain't Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M - Doh ! But what was nice was once again seeing you show your public Hatred for : "I'm Jewish" [The Jews] And extending your personal Bigotry and Bias to : "I'm Italian" [The Italians] "I'm Polish" [The Poles] Mike [M II] - What is Next . . Can we expect you to start writing "The-N-Word" again and blaming it on DX Ace ? About - The Amish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY http://www.gameo.org/encyclopedia/contents/A4574ME.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish http://www.800padutch.com/amish.shtml http://www.amish.net/faq.asp http://www.religioustolerance.org/amish.htm http://www.religioustolerance.org/amish2.htm http://www.multiculturalcanada.ca/ec...ent/amish.html mike - good-day {have a good-day} -because- everyday is a blessing from god - amen ~ RHF |
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www.devilfinder.com The Keys Brothers Meridian Mississippi The Keys Brothers set an Aircraft record which still stands, or so I read before.A guy in Meridian (at the Airport developed some VHF (Very High Frequency) Radios so the Keys brothers could keep in touch via Radio with the Airport people.You can say Bull**** all you want to, David. Dancing on Dangerous Ground program (www.devilfinder.com it) is on the Ovation tv channel right now.I am Celtic, I know how to get Anti-Gravity too. cuhulin VHF refers to a swath of spectrum. It's been there since the big bang. If you meant they invented VHF 2-way radio then you have said so. All I can see they invented was mid-air refueling. |
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In a few hours, I am going to get out one of my ladders and some rope (y'all get me driff) and drag/wiggle walk that big old Peavey www.devilfinder.com Peavey Meridian Mississippi whatever it is over to my caport.I will check it out.A certain party in Zumbrota,Minnesota will never set eyes on that Peavey. cuhulin .................................................. she walks with a wiggle when she walks when she walks,,,,, she walks with a wiggle,,,,,,,, .................................................. 5 feet of heaven with a pony tail |
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I have barlely ''half'' an inch.I need some girly pony tails.
cuhulin |
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m II wrote in news:ekAij.4657$yQ1.14@edtnps89:
Burr wrote: The Amish Farmer: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." Are these just as funny? Snip Nope, but this one is: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Canadian, can I use two hands?" Ray Deo |
(OT) : Mike [M II] Once Again You Ain't Got Your Facts Right!
RHF wrote:
I also Notice once again that you do NOT have your 'facts' Right. Burr's original post used the words : "I'm a Muslim" That's Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M While you used the word : "Islam" Which Ain't Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M - Doh ! A Muslim or Moslem is a person who practices Islam. But what was nice was once again seeing you show your public Hatred for : "I'm Jewish" [The Jews] And extending your personal Bigotry and Bias to : "I'm Italian" [The Italians] "I'm Polish" [The Poles] You completely missed the point of the posting. His joke was stupid and juvenile. You laughed at it. I asked him if the same joke with different victims were as funny as his. If any of them were insulting, then they are ALL insulting. Try to develop comprehension of the printed word before making an ass of yourself. mike |
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Ray Deo wrote:
Are these just as funny? Snip Nope, but this one is: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Canadian, can I use two hands?" Now that *IS* funny. We're all just so darned self effacing....darn..I'm bragging, aren't I? Sorry. mike |
(OT) : More Amish Farmer Jokes . . .
On Jan 14, 5:10*pm, Ray Deo wrote:
m II wrote innews:ekAij.4657$yQ1.14@edtnps89: Burr wrote: The Amish Farmer: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." Are these just as funny? Snip - - Nope, but this one is: - - An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking - from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink - the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: - "I'm a Canadian, can I use two hands?" - - Ray Deo - Ray Deo - Here is a re-write : An Amish Farmer walking through his Field, notices a Man Drinking from his Pond, with one Hand. The Amish Farmer shouts in plain English : "Brother Don't Drink the Water, the Cows have **** in It. The Man shouts back : "I'm a Canadian, The Amish Farmer replies : "Holly Cow ! - "In that case Brother Wade Right In and I Will Baptize You !" ~ RHF |
(OT) : Mike - Simply Natural Canadian : Yes. / Self-Effacing : Never
On Jan 14, 6:01*pm, m II wrote:
Ray Deo wrote: Are these just as funny? Snip Nope, but this one is: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Canadian, can I use two hands?" Now that *IS* funny. - - We're all just so darned self effacing.... - darn..I'm bragging, aren't I? - Sorry. - - mike Mike - I Think that No one Reading your Posts here would say . . . that YOU are Self-Effacing. Simply Natural Canadian : Yes. / Self-Effacing : Never. Canadian Town has the Tastiest Tap Water in World http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2001/...ter010225.html Simply Natural Canadian Spring Water of Dorion, Ontario, was Awarded the Best Un-Carbonated Bottled Water, beating three dozen competitors. Self-Effacing People are Secretly Confident http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19229822/ Despite Appearances, Most People Think Highly of Themselves humbly and in all modesty - tic ~ RHF |
(OT) : Mike - Simply Natural Canadian : Yes. / Self-Effacing :...
y'all are ''crazy''.I am the only sane one in this camp.Decision Before
Dawn movie is on Radio tb now.I check the Ovation channel and the IFC channel once in a while.Sometimes they run some purty good programs on there. cuhulin |
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On Jan 13, 9:54 pm, "Burr" wrote:
The Amish Farmer: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." Burr 2007 Darwin Awards Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious Winner: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honorable Mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for or himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space...understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6 A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer: $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?) 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the purse snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store . The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, 'Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from.' 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 a.m , flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. 10. Siphoning gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. |
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On Jan 15, 12:23*pm, harvey wrote:
On Jan 13, 9:54 pm, "Burr" wrote: The Amish Farmer: An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand.. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more." Burr 2007 Darwin Awards Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious Winner: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honorable Mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for or himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space...understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6 A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer: $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?) 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the purse snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store . The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, 'Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from.' 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 a.m , flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. 10. Siphoning gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. Restores My Faith in Humanity and Proves Once Again God Is . . . a Practical Joker ! :o) ~ RHF |
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Mike
The Jewish one is not funny because the Jew would understand the Amish person's perfect Yiddish, and besides, I am Jewish. However, the Italian and the Polish jokes are absolutely funny. (irony intended) Joe have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Are these just as funny? water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Jewish , I water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Italian, I water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Polish, I |
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