Your theory might be a bit more convincing, if Bin Laden hadn't taken credit
for it.

Oh yeah that's right, Bin Laden is merely and American fiction. He does not
really exist, the CIA sends in tapes made by half of a co-joined twin. The
other half hides in the White House, which is why we never see Bush and Bin
Laden together in public. They are both halves of the same guy.

But did you really know, that the Japan really nuked itself and made it look
like we did it? Did it to get world sympathy and America aid dollars. You
know how much better they are at electronics and all that. Think about it,
if we had really built the bomb Halliburton would have had a no bid
contract, and the cost overruns would have been staggering. Not to mention
it would have taken two planes to carry it.

Jose