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Olympic Torch Relay re-routed due to perv's from 20 Meters
Word now comming out of San Francisco is the Olympic Torch was re-
routed when Chinese Officials, IOC Personnel and the Mayor of S.Fra spotted three well known ham radio operators within the nudist protest contingent. (look up nudists olympics under Google news folks) It seems that three rather portly/near obese hams wearing nothing but baseball caps with ham callsigns on them were protesting the olympics not being conducted in the nude as in past centuries in Greece. Each one of them also had a 20" long day-glow neon "double-honker" dildo sticking partway out of each of their buttocks, the exposed end having been retrofitted with a blinking LED lamp and waist strap to hold the same errect, each having a small hand- written sign hanging from the same saying: "CQ-CQ Dis be duh real Olympik Flame!". IOC and Chinese officials were so disgusted that they each threw up the contents of their stomaches from an earlier IOC Torch Relay Luncheon and the Mayor of S. Fra immediately ordered a route change for the olympic Torch Relay, commenting on the event: "..those hams are the biggest g-ddammed perverts I have ever seen! Only a Nimbuster ham radio turd from 14.275 would go naked with a dildo sticking out (their buttocks) in public". The Chinese Delegation later reported that the chef was to hold serving egg rolls at all future ICO venues. More news as we get it! (Ummmmmprefffff BAARFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) |
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