Mr. Gasbag is not really a conservative. He's just an actor playing
one on the radio. He started his career in radio by playing Jeff
Cristy, a wanabee cool rock 'n' roll DJ. The untalented slob got fired
twice as Jeff Cristy.

Fearing he might actually have to work for a living, the fat ass re-
invented himself into Rush Limbaugh the ultra-conservative. A
desperate attempt to salvage a career in the medium he had theretofore
so dismally failed at. He later confessed that he was astonished that
the public actually bought it. "I over estimated the intelligence of
the dumbed down American public" he smirked in an unguarded moment of
candor. "I wasn't even registered to vote!" he roared.

Evolving his role into errand boy for the corporate elite
rulers (his crowning moment being rescuing the doomed NAFTA treaty),
he continues to convincingly pretend that he is on the side of "the
little guy, the worker, and the red white and blue patriots of this
great country."

In appreciation for his yeoman like work on their behalf, his
corporate masters have rewarded the failed DJ with a record breaking
$400 million contract that will keep him on the air until the year
2016. "This is exactly where I want to be, doing what I was born to
do" he chirped as he smoked a $100 Cuban cigar banned for import by
the US government, but laws are for "the peasantry, not us elite""
Rush chortled.

Born to be a phony shill? Hmm...very insightful. Another rare moment
of honesty from the round mound of bombast.

Tex wrote:
Mr. Gasbag is not really a conservative. He's just an actor playing
one on the radio. He started his career in radio by playing Jeff
Cristy, a wanabee cool rock 'n' roll DJ. The untalented slob got fired
twice as Jeff Cristy.

Fearing he might actually have to work for a living, the fat ass re-
invented himself into Rush Limbaugh the ultra-conservative. A
desperate attempt to salvage a career in the medium he had theretofore
so dismally failed at. He later confessed that he was astonished that
the public actually bought it. "I over estimated the intelligence of
the dumbed down American public" he smirked in an unguarded moment of
candor. "I wasn't even registered to vote!" he roared.

Evolving his role into errand boy for the corporate elite
rulers (his crowning moment being rescuing the doomed NAFTA treaty),
he continues to convincingly pretend that he is on the side of "the
little guy, the worker, and the red white and blue patriots of this
great country."

In appreciation for his yeoman like work on their behalf, his
corporate masters have rewarded the failed DJ with a record breaking
$400 million contract that will keep him on the air until the year
2016. "This is exactly where I want to be, doing what I was born to
do" he chirped as he smoked a $100 Cuban cigar banned for import by
the US government, but laws are for "the peasantry, not us elite""
Rush chortled.

Born to be a phony shill? Hmm...very insightful. Another rare moment
of honesty from the round mound of bombast.

jealousy, envy, hatred

...pretty much defines Democrats, Liberals, Socialists

Brody wrote:

jealousy, envy, hatred

..pretty much defines Democrats, Liberals, Socialists

You'd have to be pretty twisted to envy a guy who lives alone in a great
big house with 50,000 classic albums and no hearing. Sounds like there
may actually be a God, who balls of irony are as big as watermelons.

Speaking of irony, Limbaugh's salary puts him between Kobe Bryant and
Lebron James on Forbes' list of people who make a lot of money.

On Jul 10, 5:52*am, Dave wrote:
Brody wrote:
jealousy, envy, hatred

..pretty much defines Democrats, Liberals, Socialists

You'd have to be pretty twisted to envy a guy who lives alone in a great
big house with 50,000 classic albums and no hearing. *Sounds like there
may actually be a God, who balls of irony are as big as watermelons.

- Speaking of irony, Limbaugh's salary puts him between
- Kobe Bryant and Lebron James on Forbes' list of people
- who make a lot of money.

Dave,

That does not sound like 'irony' : I $ounds Like It Is
Very Good Company To Be In ;-}

~ RHF

A few quotes from Mr. Gasbag before he was exposed as being a drug
addict and busted by law enforcement for illegally obtaining drugs.

"Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have
laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing
drugs. And the laws are good because we know what happens to people in
societies and neighborhoods which become consumed by them. And so if
people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused
and they ought to be
convicted and they ought to be sent up."
-- Rush Limbaugh. October 5, 1995 show transcript.
http://www.takebackthemedia.com/gophotwrush.html

"What this says to me is that too many whites are getting away with
drug use, too many whites are getting away with drug sales, too many
whites are getting away with trafficking in this stuff. The answer to
this disparity is not to start letting people out of jail because
we're not putting others in jail who are breaking the law. The answer
is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict
them and send them up the river, too."
-- Rush Limbaugh. October 5, 1995 show transcript.
http://www.takebackthemedia.com/gophotwrush.html

"It's kind of like sentencing. A lot of people say that we have a
heavy sentence for this crime and a light sentence for another crime,
and what we ought to do is reduce the heavy sentence so it's more in
line with the other. Wrong. In most cases we ought to increase the
light sentence and make it compatible with the heavy sentence, and be
serious about punishment because we are becoming too tolerant as a
society, folks, especially of crime, in too many parts of the
country."
-- Rush Limbaugh. October 5, 1995 show transcript.
http://www.takebackthemedia.com/gophotwrush.html

On Jul 10, 2:27*pm, RHF wrote:
On Jul 10, 5:52*am, Dave wrote:

Brody wrote:
jealousy, envy, hatred

..pretty much defines Democrats, Liberals, Socialists

You'd have to be pretty twisted to envy a guy who lives alone in a great
big house with 50,000 classic albums and no hearing. *Sounds like there
may actually be a God, who balls of irony are as big as watermelons.

- Speaking of irony, Limbaugh's salary puts him between
- Kobe Bryant and Lebron James on Forbes' list of people
- who make a lot of money.

Dave,

That does not sound like 'irony' : I $ounds Like It Is
Very Good Company To Be In ;-}

~ RHF
*.
Rush Limbaugh: Is He Worth "Record" Breaking Contract?
http://www.cnbc.com/id/25498362/
$400 Million Dollars over 8 Years ~ $50 Million per Year


Tex when you can make 1% of that ($500,000) per Year :
Then you will be more than someone who is simply talking
smack about some one who has the Money to Match
His Mouth -fyi- tex you ain't entertaining ~ RHF

On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:48:36 -0700, RHF wrote:




Tex when you can make 1% of that ($500,000) per Year : Then you will be
more than someone who is simply talking smack about some one who has the
Money to Match His Mouth -fyi- tex you ain't entertaining ~ RHF

Are you saying a fat paycheck equals credibility? Is that what Jesus
teaches?

By that standard Oprah Winfrey is God.

On Jul 11, 10:37*am, Dave wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:48:36 -0700, RHF wrote:

- - Tex when you can make 1% of that ($500,000) per Year :
- - Then you will be more than someone who is simply
- - talking smack about some one who has the Money to
- - Match His Mouth -fyi- tex you ain't entertaining ~ RHF

- Are you saying a fat paycheck equals credibility?
-*Is that what Jesus teaches?

Render Unto Rush That Which Is Rush's . . .

- By that standard Oprah Winfrey is God.

Please speak of "The OPRAH" with Reverence and Adoration.

we love you oprah ~ RHF