Keep in mind we must start the day out on a happy note,
and end it on one too.I don't come up with this stuff, I
just pass it on.

Drifter...



A Sex Test for Canadian Rednecks.

1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.

True or False
5. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False
6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False
7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False
8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False
9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False
10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False
12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False
13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False
15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False
16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.

True or False
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False
22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False
23. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False
25. Douche is the French word for "twelve." True or False

"Drifter" wrote in message
...
Keep in mind we must start the day out on a happy note,
and end it on one too.I don't come up with this stuff, I
just pass it on.

Drifter...

You're doing good.

Burr

On Aug 1, 2:36 pm, Drifter wrote:
Keep in mind we must start the day out on a happy note,
and end it on one too.I don't come up with this stuff, I
just pass it on.
Drifter

Gee how original! How about we just post the link to Jeff Foxworthy's
et.al. material http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger...dneckjokes.htm
so the group doesn't have to see your lame posts for the next two
months.

A.W.S.
President
GLBT Shortwave Club