Very well then. From this moment forward ObaMao is responsible for
all market gyrations.

Hmmm, let me see. R'uh r'oh, the global markets are down!

^ATX ATX DOWN 5.11%
^BFX BEL-20 DOWN 1.53%
^FCHI CAC DOWN 1.98%
^GDAXI DAX DOWN 2.11%
^AEX AEX General DOWN 4.02%
^OSEAX OSE DOWN 0.46%
^MIBTEL DOWN 1.21%
^OMXSPI Stockholm DOWN 1.71%
^SSMI Swiss DOWN 3.48%
^FTSE DOWN 2.34%
^BVSP Bovespa DOWN 6.13%
^GSPTSE S&P DOWN 2.27%
^MXX IPC DOWN 5.05%
^GSPC 500 Index DOWN 5.27%

OH NO! Look what he do!

DJIA DOWN 5.05%

NASDAQ DOWN 5.53%

S&P DOWN 5.27%

Kiss your 401K goodbye!