Bob Campbell wrote:

Have you heard about the new President (insert name here) doll? You
wind it up and it sits there and does nothing for 4 years.

rimshot

The first time I heard this it was the Nixon doll.

We should have been so lucky as to have a prez that did nothing. As it
is now, we have 8 years of deep doo-doo to dig ourselves out of... :-(