A few minutes ago, I heard this on Paul Gallo's radio talk show.
www.supertalkms.com

Good morning Mr.Groundhog.Due to economic cutbacks you have been laid
off! You have ten minutes to go back to your den and pack up your nuts
and leave! and don't come back!
cuhulin

Usually here in South Carolina, our winter ends in about two weeks.
The daffodils are already beginning to bloom. And usually in March,
we will get one more sneaky frost that always seems to catch everyone
off guard.