Welcome Message to Newly Arrived Thoughtcriminals Welcome to the
Cube, comrade. You may collect your blunt shovel from the guard and
get in the line to the left. You will be washed down in the People's
Shower to rid you of any possible"bugs," and undergo initial
capitalist delousement. The bus will take you to the Karl Marx
Treatment Center where those who survive will begin to get in touch
with their "Inner Comrade."

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