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BDK[_6_] May 6th 09 06:32 AM

NPR axes Christian radio programs
 
In article 4a0199ac.2577781@chupacabra,
says...
BDK wrote:
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says...
BDK wrote:

Maybe Telemundoh IS a TV evangelist, scamming gullibles for their cash,
living in a mansion while his "flock" are living in trailers, tithing
their 10% (Verified by their tax info, like a couple of the slimier
churches do around here). Money many of them need a lot more than the
preacher needs a new car, or the church needs a bigger, fancier
building.

Or like Tammy Faye Bakker needed a solid gold water fixture for her dog
in his dog house. :-(

Remember, the 'PTL' in her PTL Club stood for Pass The Loot.


I remember seeing PTL the first time, and I was nearly convinced it was
a put on. The first thing I saw was Tammy in mid melt down, with the
Raccoon eyes and mascara running down. I watched it every chance I got,
it was hilarious. I couldn't believe it when I read in some magazine
that Jim Bakker was considered one of the most sincere TV preachers. I
thought he was about the least sincere of them all.


Another chuckle is that Robertson fellow when he squints his eyes and
prays or whatever it is that he's doing that makes him look constipated.
http://www.bettybowers.com/graphics/patpray1.gif
http://www.bettybowers.com/graphics/patpray2.gif



LOL, that second pic is great! I had never heard of him until I watched
the end of the PTL club and the the 700 club came on. I could almost
feel the slime coming through my TV. One of the religious whackos I used
to work with told us that when Clinton was impeached, that old Pat would
run against Gore in 2000, and be the next POTUS. We laughed a long long
time over that one. He got very upset, and said, "You'll see!". Of
course, he was strangely silent when he didn't even get the GOP
nomination.

We have a real winner here locally, this guy, Michael Pitts:

http://www.cornerstonechurch.us/

He's into all kinds of stuff:

DATE: Sunday, November 30, 1997
EDITION: CITY FINAL
PAGE: A1
TYPE: SPECIAL REPORT

DESPITE INQUIRY, CHURCH SAYS PASTOR STILL ITS CORNERSTONE
JOKES RIDICULE PITTS; PRAYERS SUPPORT HIM

BY GEORGE J. TANBER BLADE STAFF WRITER

Pastor Robert Pitts is frustrated and weary.

He sits in his office at Cornerstone Church on Reynolds Road in South
Toledo, a congregation he and his brother, Pastor Michael Pitts, started
in 1987. Today it has 5,500 members. That makes Cornerstone one of the
area's largest churches.

And the wealthiest.

Its 58,000-square-foot Reynolds Road building, a former super drug
store, was remodeled at a cost of about $1.5 million and includes 30
classrooms. Its sanctuary looks like a movie set for The Pat Robertson
Story.

So Robert Pitts, 34, who serves as Cornerstone's de facto CEO, should be
feeling flush. He's not.

His 33-year-old brother, Lucas County's most well-known televangelist,
faces 10 misdemeanor counts of exposing himself in public.

Michael Pitts has court dates in Toledo, Wauseon, and Maumee during the
next several months. On Nov. 18, a Lucas County woman testified in
Toledo Municipal Court that Mr. Pitts masturbated in front of her in the
parking lot of a South Toledo store.

If found guilty, Mr. Pitts could face up to 30 days in jail and a $250
fine for each charge.

His arrests have been the talk of Toledo. Crude jokes about Mr. Pitts
have been making the rounds at bars, dinner tables, and office coffee
breaks.

Shortly after he was first charged, a "Mornings are the Pitts" billboard
went up in West Toledo with a photograph of radio jock Denny Schaffer
portraying the pastor with his pants down.

And unflattering imitations of Pastor Pitts made the rounds at Halloween
parties in Toledo and as far away as Kelleys Island.

"It's been difficult on our family seeing a brother, a son, face this
barrage of accusations," Robert Pitts said in his office, which is as
large and homey as a family den.

Robert Pitts has been spending much of his time conferring with his
brother's four attorneys and a private investigator, all of whom earn
$150 an hour and more, sources said.

As a result, the Pitts defense could end up being the most expensive
misdemeanor case in the history of Lucas County.

Even before his legal problems, Michael Pitts was one of the area's most
recognized pastors. His half-hour program, Present Truth, runs every
weekday on WUPW-TV, Channel 36, at 1:30 p.m. He has been featured in a
number of TV commercials promoting Cornerstone Church.

Michael Pitts, who declined to be interviewed for this article, has
pleaded not guilty to all charges.

"I feel like Elvis Presley. I'm being sighted at places I've never
been," he said in an earlier interview.

Although investigators and prosecutors spent months on the cases before
filing their charges, one piece of evidence in several of the incidents
in which Pastor Pitts is charged - a video investigators have said shows
him committing indecent acts near Oak Openings Metropark - is so unclear
that the person in it is unidentifiable.

Mr. Pitts's defense team also will raise the fact that a Lucas County
sheriff's deputy who bears a resemblance to Mr. Pitts has been charged
with a similar indecent exposure charge during the same period Mr. Pitts
is accused of exposing himself, sources said.

Despite the controversy surrounding their pastor, most Cornerstone
members have rallied around Mr. Pitts.

Many of them have declined to speak to the press.

The general feeling among them is that Mr. Pitts has been unfairly
maligned by the media, which has led to his negative image despite the
lack of any conviction.

"We love him. He's not guilty," said Vera Garman, a Cornerstone member
four years.

On Election Day at the Glendale-Feilbach Elementary School, one
Cornerstone member refused to be interviewed by a Blade reporter asking
her whom she voted for in the mayor's race.

She walked away, but soon returned to explain.

"I hope you realize the sins you're committing," said the woman, who did
not identify herself. "If you read the Bible, you know what happens to
people who try to hurt a man of God."

So the question remains, which is Pastor Michael Pitts - saint or
sinner?

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Somehow, the woman who claimed to see him masturbating, suddenly "wasn't
sure" when she was on the witness stand.

I wonder what she spent the money on?

I met him at a friend's party (He lived down the street then), and I had
no idea who or what he was, but he gave off such a creep vibe, I can't
believe there are so many who don't see and/or feel it.

--
BDK

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Former #1 kOOk Magnet (Title passed to Larnrod!)
NJJ CLUB #1
Shillmaster

BDK[_6_] May 6th 09 06:39 AM

NPR axes Christian radio programs
 
In article telamon_spamshield-33E296.20215305052009
@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
lid says...
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@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
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John Barnard wrote:

Bob Dobbs wrote:
John Barnard wrote:
Telamon wrote:
In article 49fffbf2.1339031@chupacabra,
Bob Dobbs wrote:

Telamon wrote:
In article

grou
ps.c
om,
wrote:

A shocking decision has been handed down by the
National
Public
Radio
board.

http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=51093
6
I expect this sort of thing to happen with the
Obomination
as
president.
Things will probably get much worse. Expect to be
persecuted
for
being
Christian one of these days.
One of these days, why not today?
So now your lunacy is referenced to an underlying cause,
not too surprising it would be xianity.
I know that you have never heard of church burnings,
defacements,
destruction. It's never happened right? Go stick your red
pointy
eared
head back in the sand.

Referring to church burnings by those nice conservative
KKK
types,
are
you?

His internally twisted logic is a prime of a paradox


I'm looking forward to the day in which anachronisms such as
Telemundoh!
won't be around. These guys do nothing more than raise ghosts
that
are
better off left buried and dead. For them, it must suck to
live
such
lives of fear.

What a nice guy wishing me dead. Thanks for showing your true
colors.



He just wants you to go up to heaven! LOL.

You first.



Heaven is a fairy tale. But if you believe it..go for it.

Again, you first.




I think you're older than me, so I would bet you'll be going first.

Yeah but your IQ is way lower so along with the poor impulse control
your life span should be quite a bit shorter.




LOL. Sad thing is, I don't believe most of what I say about you,
Telemundoh, unlike you, who seemingly takes all my goofing on you
absolutely seriously.

Rave on.


It's not raving and I believe most if not all of what I post about you.



LOL, that's great Telemundoh. It's already plain that you believe in all
kinds of other kooky stuff, so I shouldn't be surprised, should I?

After all, anyone who believes in the Obama BC nonsense has a blown
kooktardery filter anyway. I would imagine replacement parts aren't
available for your CPU anymore.
--
BDK

BDK Klan leader?
Former #1 kOOk Magnet (Title passed to Larnrod!)
NJJ CLUB #1
Shillmaster

BDK[_6_] May 6th 09 06:40 AM

NPR axes Christian radio programs
 
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@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
lid says...
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*John Barnard wrote:

Bob Dobbs wrote:
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Telamon wrote:
In article 49fffbf2.1339031@chupacabra,
*Bob Dobbs wrote:

Telamon wrote:
In article

ogle
groups.c
om,
wrote:

A shocking decision has been handed down by the
National
Public
Radio
board.

http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=51
0936
I expect this sort of thing to happen with the
Obomination as
president.
Things will probably get much worse. Expect to be
persecuted
for
being
Christian one of these days.
One of these days, why not today?
So now your lunacy is referenced to an underlying
cause,
not too surprising it would be xianity.
I know that you have never heard of church burnings,
defacements,
destruction. It's never happened right? Go stick your
red
pointy
eared *
head back in the sand.

Referring to church burnings by those nice
conservative
KKK types,
are
you?

His internally twisted logic is a prime of a paradox

I'm looking forward to the day in which anachronisms such
as
Telemundoh!
won't be around. These guys do nothing more than raise
ghosts
that
are
better off left buried and dead. For them, it must suck
to
live such
lives of fear.

What a nice guy wishing me dead. Thanks for showing your
true
colors.

He just wants you to go up to heaven! LOL.

You first.

Heaven is a fairy tale. But if you believe it..go for it.

Again, you first.

I think you're older than me, so I would bet you'll be going first.
--
BDK

BDK Klan leader?
Former #1 kOOk Magnet (Title passed to Larnrod!)
NJJ CLUB #1
Shillmaster- Hide quoted text -

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Man, why don't you get his email and you can continue your
"relationship" with him. It's unbelievable, it's like you just
literally cannot help yourself, I call that "power" on Telamon's part.
Just ignore him or take it private or get a grip. PLEASE!




ROTFL, I left him a lone for quite a while, so I think your "can't help
yourself" line is pretty funny

SNIP

The only time a day went by that you didn't post your clown act were
days I didn't post goofball.



Isn't it a sin to lie, Telemundoh?


Yeah it is, which means you sin all the time.



What have I lied about, Telemundoh?


--
BDK

BDK Klan leader?
Former #1 kOOk Magnet (Title passed to Larnrod!)
NJJ CLUB #1
Shillmaster

BDK[_6_] May 6th 09 06:41 AM

NPR axes Christian radio programs
 
In article telamon_spamshield-C34A3D.20232705052009
@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
lid says...
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@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
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be:
www.LayoffRemedy.com" wrote:

On Fri, 1 May 2009 20:44:36 -0700 (PDT),
STUPID-phony@email wrote:


A ... decision has been handed down by the National
Public
Radio
board.

http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/De...aspx?id=510936
Way to go, NPR!!!

Keep the BIGOTS from POLLUTING your airwaves!!

I love it!! Take a HIT, RRR Cult!!
I'm sure you do godless scum.




LOL, you seem to have a whole new bunch of fans out there,
Telemundoh!
At least you can't whine at me too much about them picking on
you..

Telemundoh! will claim that they were recruited to the
"godless"
cause.
Religious zealots - the one who think there always right and
the
rest
of
us are wrong. They do like to thrive on self-inflicted
persecution.




Oh yes, the radio goons will be coming soon to confiscate his
receivers
so he can't listen to religious programming.

You are clearly warped, danger to yourself and the people around
you.

You really don't seem to be able to know a joke when you see one.

I'm reading one now.

No, you're living one.

The clown act and your life are one in the same.

Especially your life.

Tell me about my life Kookaburra. Do the projection thing you do so
well.

Why don't you tell us how special you are? That should be fun.

I'm not special like you Kookaburra.

He probably believes it's going to happen. Maybe he as one of
them
sealed up in a box, and buried in his back yard. Meanwhile, he
places
his hopes on the Obama BC story taking off and causing Obama's
removal
from office.

Maybe a better term for it is delusion, not hope.

You are clearly delusional.


You're clearly humor impaired. It would fit your kooktardic outlook
of
life in general.

Because I don't think everything is funny like you? You are whacked.
Kook'tardness is a way of life for you. The only one you know.

So far, I haven't seen where you've found anything amusing, ever. After
all, SWL'ing is a very serious business, right? No joking around!

You should try something else besides the clown act. Maybe things will
improve for you.



Things are going very well for me, Telemundoh. I make a decent living,
live in a nice house, and drive a year old car. I have a 15 years
younger girlfriend too, so tell me what could make it all that much
better for me? I suppose if I hit the lottery, that would be nice.


That's easy, you could be me.




I wouldn't want to be as old and bitter as you are, I would rather be
happy, and sane.
--
BDK

BDK Klan leader?
Former #1 kOOk Magnet (Title passed to Larnrod!)
NJJ CLUB #1
Shillmaster

BDK[_6_] May 6th 09 06:43 AM

NPR axes Christian radio programs
 
In article telamon_spamshield-E9D5B6.20275805052009
@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
lid says...
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wrote in message
...
On Sat, 2 May 2009 23:24:12 -0700, "Clave"
wrote:

I won't see it, but go ahead and prove me right, you pathetic
Christofascist
parrot. You can't resist.

Right he

------
Damn you almost got me unplonking him to find out. Maybe someone could
quote the response to us?
We both know what it would look like.

But perhaps he has enough conscience left to be embarrassed after all.

Jim



It seems like Telemundoh has made a couple of new "fans".

He's such a bitter old *******, isn't he? Maybe Jaysus will be calling
him home soon...
I'm putting money down that Satan gets Telemundoh!



I'll pass on that bet. He might have a whole bunch of kinky "hobbies" we
don't know about..

Maybe Telemundoh! and Jimmy Bakker are good buddies.



Maybe Telemundoh IS a TV evangelist, scamming gullibles for their cash,
living in a mansion while his "flock" are living in trailers, tithing
their 10% (Verified by their tax info, like a couple of the slimier
churches do around here). Money many of them need a lot more than the
preacher needs a new car, or the church needs a bigger, fancier
building.


I think this is the first really funny thing you have written.


Wow. And the tax stuff is 100% true, too.


I wonder if Telemundoh has "hair issues", like many of the TV preachers
do?


I keep my hair to short to have bad hair days.


So do you look like one of the three stooges, as well as act like one of
them?
--
BDK

BDK Klan leader?
Former #1 kOOk Magnet (Title passed to Larnrod!)
NJJ CLUB #1
Shillmaster

Telamon May 6th 09 07:25 AM

NPR axes Christian radio programs
 
In article ,
BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-33E296.20215305052009
@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
lid says...
In article ,
BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-7F74CE.19152104052009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
In article ,
BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-A39773.00065704052009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
In article ,
BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-1211CC.22464903052009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
In article
,
BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-4154D2.11105503052009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
In article ,
John Barnard wrote:

Bob Dobbs wrote:
John Barnard wrote:
Telamon wrote:
In article 49fffbf2.1339031@chupacabra,
Bob Dobbs wrote:

Telamon wrote:
In article

ogle
grou
ps.c
om,
wrote:

A shocking decision has been handed down by the
National
Public
Radio
board.

http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=5
1093
6
I expect this sort of thing to happen with the
Obomination
as
president.
Things will probably get much worse. Expect to be
persecuted
for
being
Christian one of these days.
One of these days, why not today?
So now your lunacy is referenced to an underlying
cause,
not too surprising it would be xianity.
I know that you have never heard of church burnings,
defacements,
destruction. It's never happened right? Go stick your
red
pointy
eared
head back in the sand.

Referring to church burnings by those nice
conservative
KKK
types,
are
you?

His internally twisted logic is a prime of a paradox


I'm looking forward to the day in which anachronisms such
as
Telemundoh!
won't be around. These guys do nothing more than raise
ghosts
that
are
better off left buried and dead. For them, it must suck
to
live
such
lives of fear.

What a nice guy wishing me dead. Thanks for showing your
true
colors.



He just wants you to go up to heaven! LOL.

You first.



Heaven is a fairy tale. But if you believe it..go for it.

Again, you first.




I think you're older than me, so I would bet you'll be going first.

Yeah but your IQ is way lower so along with the poor impulse control
your life span should be quite a bit shorter.




LOL. Sad thing is, I don't believe most of what I say about you,
Telemundoh, unlike you, who seemingly takes all my goofing on you
absolutely seriously.

Rave on.


It's not raving and I believe most if not all of what I post about you.



LOL, that's great Telemundoh. It's already plain that you believe in all
kinds of other kooky stuff, so I shouldn't be surprised, should I?


The only kooky thing I have believed in is you.

After all, anyone who believes in the Obama BC nonsense has a blown
kooktardery filter anyway. I would imagine replacement parts aren't
available for your CPU anymore.


Why would anyone believe a Kookaburra says.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

Telamon May 6th 09 07:26 AM

NPR axes Christian radio programs
 
In article ,
BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-CC9BE0.20223705052009
@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
lid says...
In article ,
BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-212B4D.19171204052009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
In article ,
BDK wrote:

In article ccd7a7d7-f10d-4d9c-a76d-
,
says...
On May 4, 5:34*am, BDK wrote:
In article telamon_spamshield-A39773.00065704052009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
says...





In article
,
*BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-1211CC.22464903052009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
says...
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,
*BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-4154D2.11105503052009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
says...
In article ,
*John Barnard wrote:

Bob Dobbs wrote:
John Barnard wrote:
Telamon wrote:
In article 49fffbf2.1339031@chupacabra,
*Bob Dobbs wrote:

Telamon wrote:
In article
47fb90c3-2682-4141-b03c-b5288a528...@v17g2000vb
b.go
ogle
groups.c
om,
wrote:

A shocking decision has been handed down by
the
National
Public
Radio
board.

http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?i
d=51
0936
I expect this sort of thing to happen with the
Obomination as
president.
Things will probably get much worse. Expect to
be
persecuted
for
being
Christian one of these days.
One of these days, why not today?
So now your lunacy is referenced to an
underlying
cause,
not too surprising it would be xianity.
I know that you have never heard of church
burnings,
defacements,
destruction. It's never happened right? Go stick
your
red
pointy
eared *
head back in the sand.

Referring to church burnings by those nice
conservative
KKK types,
are
you?

His internally twisted logic is a prime of a
paradox

I'm looking forward to the day in which anachronisms
such
as
Telemundoh!
won't be around. These guys do nothing more than
raise
ghosts
that
are
better off left buried and dead. For them, it must
suck
to
live such
lives of fear.

What a nice guy wishing me dead. Thanks for showing
your
true
colors.

He just wants you to go up to heaven! LOL.

You first.

Heaven is a fairy tale. But if you believe it..go for it.

Again, you first.

I think you're older than me, so I would bet you'll be going
first.
--
BDK

BDK Klan leader?
Former #1 kOOk Magnet (Title passed to Larnrod!)
NJJ CLUB #1
Shillmaster- Hide quoted text -

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Man, why don't you get his email and you can continue your
"relationship" with him. It's unbelievable, it's like you just
literally cannot help yourself, I call that "power" on Telamon's
part.
Just ignore him or take it private or get a grip. PLEASE!




ROTFL, I left him a lone for quite a while, so I think your "can't
help
yourself" line is pretty funny

SNIP

The only time a day went by that you didn't post your clown act were
days I didn't post goofball.



Isn't it a sin to lie, Telemundoh?


Yeah it is, which means you sin all the time.



What have I lied about, Telemundoh?


A simpler question would be what have you told the truth about.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

Telamon May 6th 09 07:31 AM

NPR axes Christian radio programs
 
In article ,
BDK wrote:

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@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
lid says...
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BDK wrote:

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@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
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BDK wrote:

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@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
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"(¯`·.=3FCraig Chilton=3F.·=3F¯) Unemployed? No need
to
be:
www.LayoffRemedy.com" wrote:

On Fri, 1 May 2009 20:44:36 -0700 (PDT),
STUPID-phony@email wrote:


A ... decision has been handed down by the
National
Public
Radio
board.

http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=51093
6
Way to go, NPR!!!

Keep the BIGOTS from POLLUTING your airwaves!!

I love it!! Take a HIT, RRR Cult!!
I'm sure you do godless scum.




LOL, you seem to have a whole new bunch of fans out
there,
Telemundoh!
At least you can't whine at me too much about them
picking on
you..

Telemundoh! will claim that they were recruited to the
"godless"
cause.
Religious zealots - the one who think there always right
and
the
rest
of
us are wrong. They do like to thrive on self-inflicted
persecution.




Oh yes, the radio goons will be coming soon to confiscate his
receivers
so he can't listen to religious programming.

You are clearly warped, danger to yourself and the people
around
you.

You really don't seem to be able to know a joke when you see one.

I'm reading one now.

No, you're living one.

The clown act and your life are one in the same.

Especially your life.

Tell me about my life Kookaburra. Do the projection thing you do so
well.

Why don't you tell us how special you are? That should be fun.

I'm not special like you Kookaburra.

He probably believes it's going to happen. Maybe he as one of
them
sealed up in a box, and buried in his back yard. Meanwhile,
he
places
his hopes on the Obama BC story taking off and causing
Obama's
removal
from office.

Maybe a better term for it is delusion, not hope.

You are clearly delusional.


You're clearly humor impaired. It would fit your kooktardic
outlook
of
life in general.

Because I don't think everything is funny like you? You are
whacked.
Kook'tardness is a way of life for you. The only one you know.

So far, I haven't seen where you've found anything amusing, ever.
After
all, SWL'ing is a very serious business, right? No joking around!

You should try something else besides the clown act. Maybe things will
improve for you.



Things are going very well for me, Telemundoh. I make a decent living,
live in a nice house, and drive a year old car. I have a 15 years
younger girlfriend too, so tell me what could make it all that much
better for me? I suppose if I hit the lottery, that would be nice.


That's easy, you could be me.




I wouldn't want to be as old and bitter as you are, I would rather be
happy, and sane.


Age I can't do anything about but I'm not bitter. Looks like you finally
took my advice and went back on your meds though. Congratulations.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

Telamon May 6th 09 07:40 AM

NPR axes Christian radio programs
 
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On Sat, 2 May 2009 23:24:12 -0700, "Clave"
wrote:

I won't see it, but go ahead and prove me right, you pathetic
Christofascist
parrot. You can't resist.

Right he

------
Damn you almost got me unplonking him to find out. Maybe someone
could
quote the response to us?
We both know what it would look like.

But perhaps he has enough conscience left to be embarrassed after
all.

Jim



It seems like Telemundoh has made a couple of new "fans".

He's such a bitter old *******, isn't he? Maybe Jaysus will be
calling
him home soon...
I'm putting money down that Satan gets Telemundoh!



I'll pass on that bet. He might have a whole bunch of kinky "hobbies"
we
don't know about..

Maybe Telemundoh! and Jimmy Bakker are good buddies.



Maybe Telemundoh IS a TV evangelist, scamming gullibles for their cash,
living in a mansion while his "flock" are living in trailers, tithing
their 10% (Verified by their tax info, like a couple of the slimier
churches do around here). Money many of them need a lot more than the
preacher needs a new car, or the church needs a bigger, fancier
building.


I think this is the first really funny thing you have written.


Wow. And the tax stuff is 100% true, too.


I wonder if Telemundoh has "hair issues", like many of the TV preachers
do?


I keep my hair to short to have bad hair days.


So do you look like one of the three stooges, as well as act like one of
them?


I don't look like any of them but I figure you resemble Jerome Lester
Horwitz.

http://www.threestooges.com/bios/

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

BDK[_6_] May 6th 09 09:10 AM

NPR axes Christian radio programs
 
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John Barnard wrote:

Bob Dobbs wrote:
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Telamon wrote:
In article 49fffbf2.1339031@chupacabra,
Bob Dobbs wrote:

Telamon wrote:
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ogle
grou
ps.c
om,
wrote:

A shocking decision has been handed down by the
National
Public
Radio
board.

http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=5
1093
6
I expect this sort of thing to happen with the
Obomination
as
president.
Things will probably get much worse. Expect to be
persecuted
for
being
Christian one of these days.
One of these days, why not today?
So now your lunacy is referenced to an underlying
cause,
not too surprising it would be xianity.
I know that you have never heard of church burnings,
defacements,
destruction. It's never happened right? Go stick your
red
pointy
eared
head back in the sand.

Referring to church burnings by those nice
conservative
KKK
types,
are
you?

His internally twisted logic is a prime of a paradox


I'm looking forward to the day in which anachronisms such
as
Telemundoh!
won't be around. These guys do nothing more than raise
ghosts
that
are
better off left buried and dead. For them, it must suck
to
live
such
lives of fear.

What a nice guy wishing me dead. Thanks for showing your
true
colors.



He just wants you to go up to heaven! LOL.

You first.



Heaven is a fairy tale. But if you believe it..go for it.

Again, you first.




I think you're older than me, so I would bet you'll be going first.

Yeah but your IQ is way lower so along with the poor impulse control
your life span should be quite a bit shorter.




LOL. Sad thing is, I don't believe most of what I say about you,
Telemundoh, unlike you, who seemingly takes all my goofing on you
absolutely seriously.

Rave on.

It's not raving and I believe most if not all of what I post about you.



LOL, that's great Telemundoh. It's already plain that you believe in all
kinds of other kooky stuff, so I shouldn't be surprised, should I?


The only kooky thing I have believed in is you.

After all, anyone who believes in the Obama BC nonsense has a blown
kooktardery filter anyway. I would imagine replacement parts aren't
available for your CPU anymore.


Why would anyone believe a Kookaburra says.



Name one thing I've lied about, Telemundoh..

--
BDK

BDK Klan leader?
Former #1 kOOk Magnet (Title passed to Larnrod!)
NJJ CLUB #1
Shillmaster


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