http://democratsareajoke.com/?p=196

On 10 May, 20:17, wrote:
http://democratsareajoke.com/?p=196
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Wow! That IS impressive. Quotes from a Blog and excerpts from
Letterman's show making jokes about politicians.

(Hint: Comedians have been poking fun at politicians since before you
were born.)

Examples of jokes made at OBAMA'S expense:

“Today marks 100 days of President Obama being in office, which is a
big deal because 100 days is when his warranty runs out. We couldn’t
return him now even if we wanted to.” --Jimmy Kimmel

"President Barack Obama told his Cabinet yesterday to insure that
every taxpayer dollar is spent wisely. But there was one embarrassing
moment when he had to explain to the Cabinet what a taxpayer was." --
Jay Leno

"President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a
lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley -- all dependents." --
Jay Leno

"Barack Obama's daughters are very smart. They told him they will take
the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy.
That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, it'll be
cleaned up by future generations." --Jay Leno

"Well, the wait is over. The Obamas have chosen a new White House dog.
It is a Portuguese water dog named Bo. Very cute dog. Their first
choice was a wheaten terrier, but it was arrested for tax evasion." --
Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama made a surprise visit to Iraq this week where he
declared it is time for Iraqis to take responsibility for their
country. Said Iraqis, 'You guys first.'" --Seth Meyers

"So they gave the Queen an iPod. I remember when British Prime
Minister Gordon Brown was here, the Obamas gave him a DVD box set. So,
it looks like they're saving the big gift, the Nintendo, for the
Pope." --Jay Leno

My advice to you is to get a colon cleanse.

RO

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On Sun, 10 May 2009 18:17:45 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

http://democratsareajoke.com/?p=196

I guess the weapons of mass distruction lies helped the democrat
agenda. Wait they voted for the war so maybe I'm wrong.

On May 10, 6:17*pm, wrote:

- http://democratsareajoke.com/?p=196

Clue # 1
The massive number of Scripted Prez Conferences
by the Great Teleprompter Reader Prez Obama.

Clue # 2
Calling out the Reporters Names from a Prepared List.

Clue # 3
"Chosen" Reporters having Pre-Approved {Scripted}
Questions and Prez Obama with {Scripted} Answers.

Clue # 4
While the rest of the White House Prez Corp
sits in Liberal Fascist-Silence like good little
Obama-Nista© Obama-Speakers©
-aka- Obama {Talking Head} Repeaters©

prez obama and the white house prez corp
as phony as phony can be - imho ~ RHF

On May 10, 9:17*pm, wrote:
http://democratsareajoke.com/?p=196

Well, it's worse than that actually, since it's an arm of the left-
wing of
The Democratic Party. Which is mostly why the people with
non-zero computer and robot brains even work on Optical Computers, C
++,
Distrubuted Processing, MP3, MPEG, CD-rw, DVD-rom,
HDTV Debuggers, USB, Fiber Optics, Holograms,
GPS, and Digital-Terrain Mapping, rather than with the idiots.